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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

MoaM posted:

No way Labour wins even a minority after tonight/this week...

I think them losing every seat is a bit bold.... Unless you mean them being the largest minority which was always really unlikely anyway.

Anyway, one good thing happened yesterday at least: https://twitter.com/IndpndtLiv/status/871055139536240641

1984: Title of a book describing a dystopian future of the UK. Thankfully we haven't quite arrived there yet as the alcohol is still good and the TV doesn't spy on us really.

namesake fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Jun 4, 2017

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

jabby posted:

If he really did it (he won't) I hope he words it so badly that some scaffolder who accidentally drops a brick on his head gets a surprise 50k.

The trial will be a lawyer showing a picture of that tweet to the jury, and asking if it is really likely that someone would kill this dickhead as an "accident". Guy gets convicted ten minutes later.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Angepain posted:

The trial will be a lawyer showing a picture of that tweet to the jury, and asking if it is really likely that someone would kill this dickhead as an "accident". Guy gets convicted ten minutes later.

Retrial is the new jury being shown the guys twitter history and jury nullification takes place.

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

https://twitter.com/sadladbukharin/status/870958942226173954

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0omDY66Lxc

BoneMonkey
Jul 25, 2008

I am happy for you.

So a friend of mine has been talking to me about his political beliefs, and I have questioned him down from a Tory to a libdem.

But while he's starting to see all the problems with capitalism, he's asked the dreaded question, what does a socialist society look like?

The problem being is that I don't know.
Anyone got any good YouTube videos or links to what a good socialist or Communist society looks like?

I basically went something something worker coops something mondragon, I'll get back to you....

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



It's alright, lads. Tim Farron and Yvette Cooper are on the case.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

BoneMonkey posted:

So a friend of mine has been talking to me about his political beliefs, and I have questioned him down from a Tory to a libdem.

But while he's starting to see all the problems with capitalism, he's asked the dreaded question, what does a socialist society look like?

The problem being is that I don't know.
Anyone got any good YouTube videos or links to what a good socialist or Communist society looks like?

I basically went something something worker coops something mondragon, I'll get back to you....

Depends on what sort of socialist society you want, really.

Libertarian Socialist Rants on youtube has a pretty comprehensive set of views on what a (surprise surprise) libertarian socialist society would look like, but that's a pretty far left ideology and not something most people would associate with socialism since it doesn't rely on a strong state.

There are plenty of good examples of Democratic Socialist countries around the world or at least countries where Democratic Socialists have been in power, Scandinavia being a good example right now.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

BoneMonkey posted:

So a friend of mine has been talking to me about his political beliefs, and I have questioned him down from a Tory to a libdem.

But while he's starting to see all the problems with capitalism, he's asked the dreaded question, what does a socialist society look like?

The problem being is that I don't know.
Anyone got any good YouTube videos or links to what a good socialist or Communist society looks like?

I basically went something something worker coops something mondragon, I'll get back to you....
If you yourself don't know what it looks like (and hence are in no position to judge whether it would be good/bad), why do you want to convince someone else that it's good?

Maybe focus instead on the dangers and problems of true free market capitalism, and paint the benefits of a well-regulated capitalist/mixed system with built-in wealth redistribution through progressive taxation, and public services/infrastructure that are run for the people rather than for profit. That's something much more realistic to convince someone of (and is what Labour is aiming towards), and is much more relateable and easy to imagine than a full-blown Socialist utopia.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
Overheard on the tube (yesterday, pre-attack):
"Yeah Labour's policies seem pretty great, but the problem is how will they pay for them? There's no magic money tree."
These bullshit lines work, goddammit.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

MikeCrotch posted:

There are plenty of good examples of Democratic Socialist countries around the world or at least countries where Democratic Socialists have been in power, Scandinavia being a good example right now.

Social democrats are not democratic socialists.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

BoneMonkey posted:

So a friend of mine has been talking to me about his political beliefs, and I have questioned him down from a Tory to a libdem.

But while he's starting to see all the problems with capitalism, he's asked the dreaded question, what does a socialist society look like?

The problem being is that I don't know.
Anyone got any good YouTube videos or links to what a good socialist or Communist society looks like?

I basically went something something worker coops something mondragon, I'll get back to you....

My answer would be "before we worry about full-blown socialism, we really gotta get to a social democracy first - something like Norway"

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Yeah, I'd probably aim for a society much like the one we have now, except with public control of all vital infrastructure in the country - roads, police, military, healthcare, fire services, rail, air links, ports, power generation, mining, farming... if it's vitally important to the functioning of the country, it should be controlled and financed by the state through progressive taxation. If you want to set up a cornershop or run a business selling apps online, go nuts with your free market capitalism. (though obviously robust workers rights would apply the moment you employ anyone else)

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Orange Devil posted:

Social democrats are not democratic socialists.

Still the best examples that can presently be pointed at.

I live in London, I "know" as much as anything that I am unlikely to be a victim to this sort of thing, but I do feel worried. But, if it comes right down to it, I realise the fear is irrational. I've been to those pubs, I was walking past parliament a day before the attack there. The thing is that I can't stop these things from happening, certainly not by getting scared every time it happens.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

BoneMonkey posted:

So a friend of mine has been talking to me about his political beliefs, and I have questioned him down from a Tory to a libdem.

But while he's starting to see all the problems with capitalism, he's asked the dreaded question, what does a socialist society look like?

The problem being is that I don't know.
Anyone got any good YouTube videos or links to what a good socialist or Communist society looks like?

I basically went something something worker coops something mondragon, I'll get back to you....

Well because it's supposed to be a genuine reflection of the desires of all the people there's not a definite image of what it'll look like because that's a collective decision and all an individual can do is have their own ideas and put that out to the group while they're building it. Liberals overthrew monarchies with the promise of elected officials in charge instead, they didn't go into it fully aware of how the legislature would actually work.

The starting point is thinking about what meaningful worker control is and how estranged from direct control you'd allow before thinking that isn't worker control any more.

Orange Devil posted:

Social democrats are not democratic socialists.

What about the Росси́йская социа́л-демократи́ческая рабо́чая па́ртия? :v:

BoneMonkey
Jul 25, 2008

I am happy for you.

Ewan posted:

If you yourself don't know what it looks like (and hence are in no position to judge whether it would be good/bad), why do you want to convince someone else that it's good?

Maybe focus instead on the dangers and problems of true free market capitalism, and paint the benefits of a well-regulated capitalist/mixed system with built-in wealth redistribution through progressive taxation, and public services/infrastructure that are run for the people rather than for profit. That's something much more realistic to convince someone of (and is what Labour is aiming towards), and is much more relateable and easy to imagine than a full-blown Socialist utopia.

I know what I'm fighting against, but not so much what I'm fighting for.
I also know that capitalism is bad, but due to its structure it also remove or circumvent any barrier placed apon it. You can't well-regulate a capitalist society for long.

So if that doesn't work what are we actually fighting for?

We should still keep fighting though.

Edit: what's to stop a social democracy sliding back to what we currently live in. You know like they are doing?
I'm not trolling here btw, capitalism is poo poo for everyone but the few.

BoneMonkey fucked around with this message at 12:04 on Jun 4, 2017

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

Orange Devil posted:

Social democrats are not democratic socialists.

This has come up in discussions I've had elsewhere, would you mind clarifying the difference?

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Such a blatant dick move by May to suspend campaigning and then come and give a campaign speech from the Prime Minister's podium. I mean in what universe is talking about how you'd give terrorists harsher prison sentences remotely relevant to the security situation rather than a policy announcement for your own party?

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

BoneMonkey posted:

I know what I'm fighting against, but not so much what I'm fighting for.
I also know that capitalism is bad, but due to its structure it also remove or circumvent any barrier placed apon it. You can't well-regulate a capitalist society for long.

So if that doesn't work what are we actually fighting for?

We should still keep fighting though.

You don't even need to look at Scandinavia or whatever always gets cited. Just look at the UK in the 70s.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

BoneMonkey posted:

So a friend of mine has been talking to me about his political beliefs, and I have questioned him down from a Tory to a libdem.

But while he's starting to see all the problems with capitalism, he's asked the dreaded question, what does a socialist society look like?

The problem being is that I don't know.
Anyone got any good YouTube videos or links to what a good socialist or Communist society looks like?

I basically went something something worker coops something mondragon, I'll get back to you....

You ask 5 leftists this question and you'll get 15 answers, it's more important that he do his own research and consider what rings truest to his ears, because there are fundamental and irreconcilable differences on the left - particularly when the question of the purpose and continued existence of the state comes up.
to my mind the one thing that's worth remembering above all is that any particular political or economic programme should and has to be nothing more than a means to guaranteeing a free society. Too many people on the left get married to a specific ideological platform (the means) and lose all sight of what the actual ends (freedom and equality) are, which is how you end up with tankies defending Stalin in tyool 2017.

I think the best thing you can do is point him to a few primers on different strains of leftism (if he's prepared to do a bit of his own reading) and let him form his own clonclusions.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Maugrim posted:

This has come up in discussions I've had elsewhere, would you mind clarifying the difference?

Social democracy is basically saying "keep capitalism, tax the poo poo out of it". Democratic socialism is saying "socialise everything, ensure democratic control", but there's a lot of space within both of those terms for some pretty varied specific programmes to arise within each.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/sam_kriss/status/870999588806766592

Related: does anyone have links to the three fanfics written about Corbyn becoming Prime Minister back during the original leadership election? There was a Daily Mail one where the country becomes Venezuela and Trump sends in peacekeeping troops, a loving hilarious Guardian one where Corbyn becomes a milquetoast liberal and fires McDonnell to make Chuka Umunna chancellor and everyone loves him and then a parody one where the Labour right form a resistance to Corbyn who has switched the national anthem to a dubstep version of The Internationale and everything catches fire.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
https://twitter.com/fcuk81v4/status/871119552276570112

expert troll

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Yeah Theresa May was explicitly pushing Conservative manifesto pledges like her Orwellian internet plans in that speech (whrn we don't even know if that had anything to do with the attack). It's disgusting and I hope she's called out for it.

haakman
May 5, 2011

namesake posted:


What about the Росси́йская социа́л-демократи́ческая рабо́чая па́ртия? :v:

I get this reference.

Also Social Democracy is the Big Lie.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


I already had zero confidence in the Highlander remake, don't make it worse.

Also it's illegal to carry a bladed weapon of that size in public, so hopefully someone has notified the Peelers.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

MoaM posted:

No way Labour wins even a minority after tonight/this week...

I'm not sure what else to say as a pathetic, inept observer.

I dunno, third attack within two months with Theresa May as PM and previous six years in charge of moving funds from frontline services to centralised snooping doesn't look good for her.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jedit posted:

Also it's illegal to carry a bladed weapon of that size in public, so hopefully someone has notified the Peelers.
If the pigs shoot him in public does that mean they get the £50k?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

jabby posted:

Such a blatant dick move by May to suspend campaigning and then come and give a campaign speech from the Prime Minister's podium. I mean in what universe is talking about how you'd give terrorists harsher prison sentences remotely relevant to the security situation rather than a policy announcement for your own party?

How dare you politicise this tragedy by questioning the Prime Minister!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Guavanaut posted:

If the pigs shoot him in public does that mean they get the £50k?

I don't think they are allowed to accept a reward for doing their job.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Since they seem to have the three attackers bodies and a vehicle I'd imagine that IDing them is nearly done already but I guess if we're no longer telling the Americans anything they'll probably remain secret until after the election so the reporting on this will be really different from the Manchester coverage. That'll mean it'll probably be rehashing many of the mistakes and cuts that the Tories have made regarding that.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Gonzo McFee posted:

I dunno, third attack within two months with Theresa May as PM and previous six years in charge of moving funds from frontline services to centralised snooping doesn't look good for her.

That bit didn't happen, by the way. Well, removing them from frontline services did but the intelligence services had the exact same pay and budget freeze, and they even did the NHS trick of dumping more responsibilities on to them without increasing the budget, by putting certain police budgets into the new Joint Security Fund which comes out of the Single Intelligence Account.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Maugrim posted:

This has come up in discussions I've had elsewhere, would you mind clarifying the difference?

Also, I don't know if you're familiar with other terms, but assuming you're not, they're usually easy enough to dissect when you figure out that these word-salad terms are often a combination of an economic and political component. For example:

Marxism-Leninism combines Marx's economic critique with Lenin's political program, Anarcho-Communism combines the Anarchist political component with Communist economic organisation, Anarcho-Syndicalism is anarchist politically, but with the economic sphere organised around trade union organisation, and then there's Anarcho-Capitalism, which is for pants-making GBS threads morons.

This isn't the whole story, since the political component often includes a lot of economic aspects, and vice versa, but as a rule of thumb it's fine enough.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Flayer posted:

I live in London and so do my family. My sister was locked down during the Westminster attack and earlier this evening my girlfriend and I passed through London Bridge. We often shop in Borough Market, we've eaten in Brindisa, we've been to Katzenjammer. There is a very real possibility that people I know and love could be the victims of Islamic terror. You're a disgusting individual telling us that we are we are more of a danger to ourselves than these monsters are.

This guy is literally shaking

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Peston also taking the opportunity to ask Emily Thornberry if 'now is the time to ask questions' about people in Labour 'sharing platforms' with terrorist groups.

Such an unbelievable oval office.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Flayer posted:

We often shop in Borough Market, we've eaten in Brindisa, we've been to Katzenjammer. There is a very real possibility that people I know and love could be the victims of Islamic terror.

And for 20-34 yo men (which I assume most of this thread fits into), that possibility is somewhere on par with 'victim of falling off things'



http://visual.ons.gov.uk/what-are-the-top-causes-of-death-by-age-and-gender/

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

freebooter posted:

You don't even need to look at Scandinavia or whatever always gets cited. Just look at the UK in the 70s.

quite. this is one of those areas where the quirks of history plays a role - the Labour Party in the UK is slightly older than its Norwegian comrade; in that span of time the ideology du jour shifted from democratic socialism to pre-war social democracy. Concretely this meant that Labour UK had Clause IV and the Norwegians did not

and thus by the inflationary malaise of the 1970s, despite the best efforts of Gaitskellites, the UK Labour Party was unable to sustain the legitimacy of an incomes policy, unable to sustain the legitimacy of political independence amidst organisational affiliation with organised labour, and indeed unable to realize any outcome in place of industrial strife.

at its core was the question of what worker democracy should actually look like. and this question was never successfully answered for the better part of a century - it's not a trivial problem. if at best all one can say is, well, it probably shouldn't like like a worker's soviet, then that still leaves a host of terrible alternatives.

the best way to think about this problem in a relevant, contemporary context IMO is to read the entire Myners corporate governance review into the Co-operative Group. It doesn't really matter what your politics is - the point is to reflect upon how you would respond to the actual governance problems that a large mission-oriented organisation would face.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY
It is really important to take the incredible emotional response that terrorism prompts, and compare it against your response to fears of many other things that you don't really think about day-to-day. If you find yourself worrying far more about your loved ones dying from terrorism than dying from a car accident, then you should consider worrying more about car accidents or less about terrorism.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

At the Lycee Français waiting for the bf to vote. Never seen armed cops guarding a school before

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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Mays speech is littered with dogwhistle Islamophobia to boot.

"British values are superior" :argh:

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