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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

verbal enema posted:

Ahhh gently caress gently caress

Your dark gnome just bet against you.

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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My solid 69 dwarfbucks bet will get us through these trying times

I am going to lash the poo poo outta ya'll

verbal enema fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Jun 3, 2017

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Well, poo poo, I guess I don't get to make a fighter this round. Okay, I guess I'll just have to run all the fights and make sure everyone loses.



Tiler Kiwi posted:

does this take into account the square cube law in terms of mass vs size, tho

Nope! It uses area to reflect relative amounts of mass. It's an attempt to get onto one of those "misleading graphs" articles.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Did you put the all whip tiny team against the all troll team on purpose you goddamn monster

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

verbal enema posted:

Did you put the all whip tiny team against the all troll team on purpose you goddamn monster

Spirit of 2017

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I think the teams were carefully curated by dwarven hands.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Anyone on my team want to tell me if my BowTroll is as dumb as your PikeGremlin builds?

Edit: I don't know who is on my team.
DoubleEdit: Goatface and iLonnie

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yeah, it's p dumb. I don't have any reliable source for that beyond my own gut opinion though.

It will make our team fighting balance really, really loving weird, so as a man who only ever designs fighters while drunk I wholeheartedly support it.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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No poo poo I'm looking forward to this dumb test tournament this is gonna be goofy as poo poo

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak
same. Pike gremlins is such a bad idea, and that's just touching the surface of people's terrible builds.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
When is this going down btw?

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Whenever the commissioners find the time.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
I don't run fights on weekends. ZeeToo might because word on the street is that he has no life.

Added Space
Jul 13, 2012

Free Markets
Free People

Curse you Hayard-Gunnes!
Can I volunteer as a commish? Can work nights and weekends, not susceptible to cheap bribes.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Added Space posted:

Can I volunteer as a commish? Can work nights and weekends, not susceptible to cheap bribes.

*sighs deeply*

Mr. Moneybags, are you?

*pulls out a ten dollar bill*



Also, the starting of the tourney will be delayed until everyone has updated their fighter. Which I know at least one person who hasn't touched his troll yet.

(And even after he does I'd like at least a bit of time to update my own troll, if need be.)

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!

jon joe posted:

Also, the starting of the tourney will be delayed until everyone has updated their fighter. Which I know at least one person who hasn't touched his troll yet.

(And even after he does I'd like at least a bit of time to update my own troll, if need be.)

This is the last person. All other fighters at least have spent some points, which is the minimum bar I consider for readiness.

I'd run one this evening if we had that last fighter prepped, but I can't start the round and let people continue to edit.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Name and shame and give that fighter to Ramc. :v:

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

ZeeToo posted:

This is the last person. All other fighters at least have spent some points, which is the minimum bar I consider for readiness.

I'd run one this evening if we had that last fighter prepped, but I can't start the round and let people continue to edit.

Just don't jump immediately into locking builds and starting fighting after he updates, is what I'm asking for.

my dad posted:

Name and shame and give that fighter to Ramc. :v:

This may also work.

Jazzimus Prime
May 16, 2002

The Brothers Autobot

Added Space posted:

Can I volunteer as a commish? Can work nights and weekends, not susceptible to cheap bribes.

Congratulations, you are now a commissioner for this tournament.

I'll send out an e-mail to the person who hasn't updated his fighter, and if the fighter isn't updated in the next 12 hours or so, we'll toss a coin -- heads, the fighter goes to Ramc; tails, the fighter goes to ZeeToo.


EDIT: Actually Zwingley will not be able to participate this time around, so anyone who doesn't already have a fighter and speaks up first gets Zwingley's.

Jazzimus Prime fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jun 4, 2017

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Jazzimus Prime posted:

Congratulations, you are now a commissioner for this tournament.

I'll send out an e-mail to the person who hasn't updated his fighter, and if the fighter isn't updated in the next 12 hours or so, we'll toss a coin -- heads, the fighter goes to Ramc; tails, the fighter goes to ZeeToo.


EDIT: Actually Zwingley will not be able to participate this time around, so anyone who doesn't already have a fighter and speaks up first gets Zwingley's.

oh hello pick me

I can upgrade the dude this evening after 7 eat

Jazzimus Prime
May 16, 2002

The Brothers Autobot

Ramc posted:

oh hello pick me

I can upgrade the dude this evening after 7 eat

Ramc gets Dork Roams of The Kool-Aid Men, so ZeeToo will get White Eye if the current owner does not update the fighter within 12 hours.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

I leave the forums for one day and I'm shamed. Fighter updated.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
never leave again

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
I didn't have an idea for the fighter, anyway, so it all works out. :v:

Get your fighters/bets ready. Unless I fall asleep, I'm going to run a fight about midnight eastern time.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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My fighter is perfect I need no changes

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Afriscipio posted:

I leave the forums for one day and I'm shamed. Fighter updated.

Could I convince you to a different build?

dmboogie
Oct 4, 2013

verbal enema posted:

My fighter is perfect I need no changes

:same:

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Don't have a cow, man.

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Jazzimus Prime posted:

Ramc gets Dork Roams of The Kool-Aid Men, so ZeeToo will get White Eye if the current owner does not update the fighter within 12 hours.

Updated.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


I'm on this infamous The Kool-Aid Men team so I'm just gonna apologize ahead of time to all of you for being cursed or dumb or whatever it is exactly.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Apologize? Like for you personally being dumb or the team gimmick or what?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Sure

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Wait does our team have a gimmick? What is it, I just did whatever

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Bad Munki posted:

Wait does our team have a gimmick? What is it, I just did whatever

I am also on our team and actually we're pretty good looking.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Yeah but what about our fighter builds :forkbomb:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
I am going to lash the poo poo out of everyone

but first

How long is the max range and how short is the min range and will my dude throw it at someone

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

verbal enema posted:

How long is the max range and how short is the min range and will my dude throw it at someone

Crappy, worse, only when you die.

Jazzimus Prime
May 16, 2002

The Brothers Autobot

verbal enema posted:

I am going to lash the poo poo out of everyone

but first

How long is the max range and how short is the min range and will my dude throw it at someone

One tile for whips and all other melee weapons. This isn't Dungeon Crawl.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Well, this fight is looking... bloody.

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

ZeeToo posted:

Well, this fight is looking... bloody.

Oh boy oh boy!

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