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Gynovore posted:Escorts are NOT legal in Vegas. It's legal in some Nevada counties, but that boils down to 'ranches' where 90 year old men pay $5000 to lie down for an hour next to dead-eyed twentysomethings. I thought 'ranches' were a myth, or something you put on a cop serial to spice up the drama
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Your first time having sex can be pretty profound. I know my brain was swimming for days after. Either way, if you're not getting any and are feeling depressed about it, the best thing to do is work on your self. Clean yourself up, work out, get some new clothes. Do things that will make you feel good about yourself. Having confidence is like 80% of the way there to getting laid. It attracts people and make you able to follow through with them.
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Working out and doing stuff for yourself goes a long way to fixing a lot of problems.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Working out and doing stuff for yourself goes a long way to fixing a lot of problems. Pretty much. Doing nothing isn't going to fix your problems.
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wesleywillis posted:taint boil residue 
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I wish (wish? maybe not the right word) I could find that post the one goon made of the spot on his headboard that he would wipe the fluid from his leaking rear end crack boil. It was like this brown/yellow stained streak on a white headboard and it was one of the grossest things I've ever seen. Probably 3rd after the decade old cum sock and the really gross computer chair.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I thought 'ranches' were a myth, or something you put on a cop serial to spice up the drama Google "Bunny Ranch" and "Mustang Ranch". In a delightfully Draconian twist, although prostitution is legal in some Nevada counties, setting a price for it is illegal. This leads to the aforementioned dead-eyed twentysomethings trying to squeeze as much money as possible from the aforementioned ninetysomethings. One of the ranches has a vlog where you actually see the owners lecturing the girls on how to hoover as much money as possible.
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Gynovore posted:Google "Bunny Ranch" and "Mustang Ranch". wait so is it like those tours in europe where there's a suggested donation? or just that each price must be haggled individually, no menu?
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maskenfreiheit posted:
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i mean if you want to tip me, hey, free money!
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quote:Forgive me loq for I have sinned.... I think of all the things you could be doing instead of socializing, sitting in your car in a parking lot playing on your phone is the lamest possible one. That is basically my only objection to this entire situation. Like, go to a bar, get a drink, and sit there reading a book while you drink it. Hell, play 3DS or something. Just go somewhere that isn't a parking lot and do something other than screw around on Twitter. quote:I produced thousands of pages of a Dragonball Z fanfic comic in high school and college. The drawings were really awful, the storylines were juvenile. But I was really lonely and had nothing better to do in my free time. Anyway, I held onto this stuff because I spent a ridiculous amount of time on it and a bunch of money laminating the pages and binding them together. Yes, college age me decided his DBZ fan fiction was worth preserving forever. I like it
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Hedrigall posted:The wife is
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Hedrigall posted:The wife is a pillow Objects are made by men and used for many purposes. But we never love objects. 
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Melvin posted:I claim to be going out on Friday and Saturday nights with "friends from work" but I really just drive my car to a parking lot somewhere and sit in the car and play on my phone. Last week I sat in front of an Arby's and ate a roast beef while screwing around on twitter. i sat there for 4 hours, then drove the long way home. I'm guessing you have rear end Burgers, so why not go all in and play Magic? Find a local game store and hang out. Granted Magic isn't the best thing if you're trying to save money, but there are some formats that's aren't expensive, like draft or Commander with precons.
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Sheldon posted:I'm pretty isolated and always have been a huge introvert. I have no friends, I'm strong enough to admit that. Or, if you're in a state where it's legal, smoke a weed. It's fun, and you can hang out with other smokers. I have never met a pot smoker who wasn't fun and friendly. Or just keep doing what you're doing; you aren't hurting anyone. Granted, almost anything is a better use of your time than sitting in a parking lot using Twitter.
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Gynovore posted:I have never met a pot smoker who wasn't fun and friendly. Really undercut your argument here.
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syscall girl posted:Really undercut your argument here. ...?
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Gynovore posted:...? You didn't meet the unfun unfriendly potheads because
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Deffo get out there, have a couple beers or a joint (try to not mix them often or overdo it) but fyi, you're still impaired by weed for over 24 hours, but your brain doesnt realize it. Don't drive high or buzzed. Dui's suck 
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Seriously, the parking lot and Twitter? Step one for like a million of you loners is to reduce your internet based activities. If you want to have a chance at learning social skills, you need to at least watch other people we theirs. You could grab a book and read it in public, like a cafe or a Mall bench or whatever, somewhere with people around. Someone might even strike up a conversation about the book and you may a actually have something to talk about for 5 seconds.
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Couldn't you at least go inside the arbys so you'd at least be in proximity to other people? Also, your parents probably know deep down. I bet they ask you how it went and you give them very vague descriptions that you've reused a dozen times. They just don't dig deeper asking for names or to meet any of your friends because they don't want to accept the fact that their son's idea of a fun night out is twittering in the god drat arbys parking lot. Gynovore posted:Or, if you're in a state where it's legal, smoke a weed. It's fun, and you can hang out with other smokers. I have never met a pot smoker who wasn't fun and friendly. You must have not met many smokers then. Most of the ones I knew back in college would only want to sit in silence watching spongebob all night.
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Gynovore posted:Or, if you're in a state where it's legal, smoke a weed. It's fun, and you can hang out with other smokers. I have never met a pot smoker who wasn't fun and friendly. My confession is this gimmick where you make up silly names for the anonymous confessors isn't really working out and you should give it up
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4 hours to kill? Find an outdoor hobby and at least make your body sexier. Exercise releases all kinds of good chemicals into your bloodstream. It'll make you look better and smarter, too. Go exercise, and get a buddy to do your activity with you. Then you might actually start feeling like a member of society!
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Couldn't you at least go inside the arbys so you'd at least be in proximity to other people? This is probably true. Also, the Arby's people know you're there; sooner or later the assistant overnight manager will get nervous and call the police. Good luck explaining to Officer Friendly that you've been in the parking lot for the past three hours because of social anxiety, as opposed to waiting for a drug deal. yeah I eat rear end posted:You must have not met many smokers then. Most of the ones I knew back in college would only want to sit in silence watching spongebob all night. Also true, I've run into these people. Still, the ones who will hang out with you and smoke are fun and friendly. Then again, that's a tautology.
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Gynovore posted:I'm guessing you have rear end Burgers, so why not go all in and play Magic? Find a local game store and hang out. Granted Magic isn't the best thing if you're trying to save money, but there are some formats that's aren't expensive, like draft or Commander with precons. This was gonna be my suggestion too. Friday Night Magic my man. You're already a giant loving nerd so go hang out with other giant loving nerds. After my divorce, I got crazy shut in from not having a job and would just sit at home and play F2P games on my computer. Now that I've gotten to a place where I have expendable cash, my own place, etc the first thing I did was drop $100 on Magic just to get out and socialize once or twice a week. Don't go all crazy buying booster boxes and whatnot though. Decide what your budget is and find a deck online and order just those cards. I've found Magic isn't a hobby I want to pursue "seriously", but it is nice to have a cheap excuse to get out of the house that isn't work.
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just put an ad on the intetnet asking for cummies its nit hard 😘😘💪💪👅👄 find a daddy and get hiss cummies 💖👐😍
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quote:Believe it or not, but I am a werewolf. I mean, there's the Occam's Razor explanation but I'm sure it's occurred to you already by now quote:Everyone always says that your job should be something you enjoy, so you never feel like you're really working. you have nothing of value in your life to sell except all of the resources in your failing restaurant Sell out and move on, this was a failed experiment. You'll still have to pay to support the kid, but that'll be easier when you have income from some other job. Make the waitress girl put that through all the appropriate systems and you probably won't end up getting hosed over too badly since you won't have terribly much to give. Her interpretation of your employment promise won't hold up in court.
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loquacius posted:Silver eating Werewolf da ba dee da ba die.
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what a horribly lovely situation greek food goon what happened exactly between the first months and now that caused the restaurant to drop in patronage?
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SciFiDownBeat posted:what a horribly lovely situation greek food goon the food isn't good or well priced
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My Big Fat Greek Restaurant posted:I have waiters making $18 an hour and chefs making $40 an hour. Call everyone together, tell them "I'm losing money, either everyone agrees to a pay cut or we close up." Seriously, $18/hr for waiters? They mostly make $5 plus tips. In any big city you'd have waiters sucking your dick for a chance to work for $10/hr plus tips.
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Is the restaurant insured? Do you have a box of matches? If so, you know what to do.
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Greek food goon, cut the pay, It sucks, explain why and if they want to leave that you will be understanding. You have to eat too. Small town restaurants always balloon and then fail, it is something different for a bit and then the locals go back to the regular places. Or do it all yourself, Greek food is pretty drat simple to make and tasty. You could be the next Doobie. "Goonies Gyro hut".
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quote:i made a series of monumentally stupid business and personal decisions and need advice Junk it and sell everything. Lay off all your current employees and close it the gently caress up so you can turn the utilities off because you're already debt financed and you're hemorrhaging money to the point your family won't talk to you because they tried to help but you didn't know when to quit. The bank is gonna be pissed, and you'll either have to file for bankruptcy or shoulder that debt until you breathe your last breath. Don't you dare think even for a moment that the solution is to move or revitalize the restaurant or whatever--it's over, dude. As for baby mama, she's gonna ride the gravy train for as long as she can, bleeding you loving dry. Take away her ability to harm you by coming clean to anyone who would care that the kid is yours and tell her to gently caress off. She'll obviously press you for child support, so good luck in court. Also, when the kid is born, before you sign anything obligating you to pay her, get a loving paternity test done so you at least know that the meager dollars you're earning as a stocker at Walmart are going toward your own offspring's well-being. The sheer volume of bad decisions in your very short explanation are depressing af. Also dude wear a loving condom are you serious
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If you feel like doubling down on your misery and misfortune, there's always insurance fraud! Just burn that sucker down, bud! Edit: beaten, but come on, you could come out on top! Go watch Goodfellas! Nothing bad happened to those guys! sephiRoth IRA fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Jun 5, 2017 |
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