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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



These lazy trolls crap and making me nostalgic for good trolls like GetFiscal.

Edit:

97 - the atomic number of berkelium, an element with almost no practical application, not even for nuking people browns

Vlex fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jun 4, 2017

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
so i've never thought about this at all but are they government run here?

https://twitter.com/MikeDelMoro/sta...D954%23lastpost

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

CptAwesome posted:

The One Love concert on BBC1 has been surprisingly good - even if you don't enjoy the acts themselves i think in the context of last night and everything the message has been very positive. Which is something this country has seemed to be lacking recently.

shame they blurred the clean bandit girl's corbyn t shirt out tho

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Spangly A posted:

Jeremy Hunt's going to run for PM after all this and get bottled after people realise who he is

probably several months into the campaign

just so long as you put off calling an actual election for as long as possible you can apparently barely do anything and your approval rating will skyrocket by default

unless you're Gordon Brown for some reason. maybe he accidentally did some things.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

so i've never thought about this at all but are they government run here?

https://twitter.com/MikeDelMoro/sta...D954%23lastpost

UK air traffic control is outsourced, of course.

I thought Reagan priviatised American ATC in the 80s?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

TheRat posted:

the kappawahtever dude

Has he made his one post a year in these threads yet? I can't wait to find out what sick burns he has spent the time preparing against us marxist communist loony lefties

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Angepain posted:

Has he made his one post a year in these threads yet? I can't wait to find out what sick burns he has spent the time preparing against us marxist communist loony lefties

Just do a text search for 'Dear Leader' :fry:

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Angepain posted:

just so long as you put off calling an actual election for as long as possible you can apparently barely do anything and your approval rating will skyrocket by default

unless you're Gordon Brown for some reason. maybe he accidentally did some things.

Well, it makes sense. Someone who hasn't done anything is hypothetically anything, even mutually contradictory things. Up until they actually start work, you can still believe they're exactly what you want.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Hoops posted:

He's a troll, he's having a joke, you're reacting to it, what the gently caress is wrong with all of you are you autistic

Why is every dipshit allowed to get away with saying poo poo because "they're a troll". loving own your words.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Regarde Aduck posted:

own your words.

to be fair most of this thread's trolls are pretty good at owning themselves

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

spectralent posted:

Well, it makes sense. Someone who hasn't done anything is hypothetically anything, even mutually contradictory things. Up until they actually start work, you can still believe they're exactly what you want.

Take that Corbynailures!

(Nah Jeremy would be great with power, although maybe get a bit stroppy when he can't take care of his allotment)

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

goddamnedtwisto posted:

UK air traffic control is outsourced, of course.

I thought Reagan priviatised American ATC in the 80s?

They had a strike, fired them all, and banned them from federal service for life.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

namesake posted:

Take that Corbynailures!

(Nah Jeremy would be great with power, although maybe get a bit stroppy when he can't take care of his allotment)

Quick lads, let's have a whip around to pay someone to airlift Corbyn's allotment to the roof of No.10.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

goddamnedtwisto posted:

UK air traffic control is outsourced, of course.

I thought Reagan priviatised American ATC in the 80s?

Reagan fired every ATC worker that was involved in the strike; sending thousands of them into poverty (as it was one of a couple jobs in the '80s allowing non-college grads to make a really decent wage). Striking workers were blackballed from the industry until Clinton took office and it was really about 15 years before the industry managed to recover. In '05/06 the new workers union got completely hosed by the FAA with pay cuts and wage freezes; then the labor board that dealt with suits dismissed it outright (because the head was a Bush administration employee). Staffing levels a result are lower than they were during the Reagan administration (10k last time I looked) so you end up with huge delays.

He didn't take it private, but he completely destroyed the union (PATCO) that was involved with the strike. They ended up having to use military air traffic controllers as scabs after crashes right after he fired them.

Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Jun 4, 2017

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Jose posted:

so i've never thought about this at all but are they government run here?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATS_Holdings

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
If there is any silver lining to these tragic horrors, maybe it will be that whoever wins the election Britain will greatly bolster its police forces.

Acaila
Jan 2, 2011



namesake posted:

Black Eyed Peas had an interesting choice for their song, I figure a few eyebrows might have been raised by the opening lines, but it played well in the end. It's been a nice evening of music.

Let's hope this is Good for Corbyn.

Jamie Ross of Buzzfeed, who had been v positive on Corb's speech earlier, was saying that in light of the concert and the reaction to it, he feels the speech may have been misjudged. I guess we'll see in the morning, but what else, at four days out from an election, can you do?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Holy poo poo I'd really not realised how jumpy I was until just now, but they've just had a really poorly-timed big fireworks display over at the O2.

At least thanks to that I know where my first-aid kit is and that it's well-stocked.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Party Plane Jones posted:


He didn't take it private, but he completely destroyed the union (PATCO) that was involved with the strike. They ended up having to use military air traffic controllers as scabs after crashes right after he fired them.

reagan was popular too lol

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

the election hasn't even been and those SNP bastards are already in charge of our skies, vote conservative

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Acaila posted:

Jamie Ross of Buzzfeed, who had been v positive on Corb's speech earlier, was saying that in light of the concert and the reaction to it, he feels the speech may have been misjudged. I guess we'll see in the morning, but what else, at four days out from an election, can you do?

he'll get slaughtered for it but the public largely agree with what he's said. The fact he's just backing what the police are saying will make a difference to the readers of the tabloids, if not their editors.

If it goes down poorly then it's not going to cost him an election. As you say, we're three days out, and a potential world leader absolutely should be condemning that sort of shite if he's not really got much to lose.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Acaila posted:

Jamie Ross of Buzzfeed, who had been v positive on Corb's speech earlier, was saying that in light of the concert and the reaction to it, he feels the speech may have been misjudged. I guess we'll see in the morning, but what else, at four days out from an election, can you do?

It's a really calming influence I'll say that but people are still going to want answers and to hear some sort of message about how things will get better. While Tories and Labour are both saying more interference from the police and intelligence services is what's needed I think Corbyns generally taking a positive angle about improving how we deal with others (although obviously these new coppers will be just as poo poo to minorities and lefties as the old ones so it's not a win there) while May is just wanting to put the boot in and that doesn't fit with the mood of solidarity from the concert and indeed much of the public response.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

hakimashou posted:

If there is any silver lining to these tragic horrors, maybe it will be that whoever wins the election Britain will greatly bolster its police forces.

lol no, the Tories will keep sacking police until the deficit is gone

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Acaila posted:

Jamie Ross of Buzzfeed, who had been v positive on Corb's speech earlier, was saying that in light of the concert and the reaction to it, he feels the speech may have been misjudged. I guess we'll see in the morning, but what else, at four days out from an election, can you do?

looking at that tweet I can't tell if he means that or if he means he'd rather have been to a fun concert than go to Carlisle to cover a political speech. Maybe I am autistic.

https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/871469305996685312

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




hakimashou posted:

If there is any silver lining to these tragic horrors, maybe it will be that whoever wins the election Britain will greatly bolster its police forces 'investigatory powers'.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Yeah the BBC news had May raging against tolerance and Corbyn saying he'll do whatever it takes to ensure public safety. He'll be fine.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Yeah anyone who thought, 'Boy Corbyn's being a bit a fascist isn't he with wanting to increase police numbers? Can't he just come together in peace and harmony?' Was going to be voting Green or Labour anyway and it's really too minor to sway anyone I reckon.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

While the police have a lot of problems I continue to maintain that they are preferable to the alternative and that cutting their numbers isn't going to make them less poo poo in the ways that they are poo poo.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-attack-single-police-officer-took-terrorists-armed-baton-borough-a7772251.html

A British Transport Police officer took on all three London Bridge attackers armed only with a baton, it has been revealed.

The officer was one of the first responders to the scene and received stab wounds to his face, head and leg, while attempting to stop the van and stabbing rampage in a busy area of the city.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Angepain posted:

Has he made his one post a year in these threads yet? I can't wait to find out what sick burns he has spent the time preparing against us marxist communist loony lefties

It's going to be a biggie. He's definatly waiting for Corbyn to lose to bring out his amazing polemic on us, the left, Corbyn, the concept of empathy, gaia, the power of heart and anime.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Acaila posted:

Jamie Ross of Buzzfeed, who had been v positive on Corb's speech earlier, was saying that in light of the concert and the reaction to it, he feels the speech may have been misjudged. I guess we'll see in the morning, but what else, at four days out from an election, can you do?

The concert hasn't changed the Tory approach to things so how does the speech attacking the Tories look bad now?

kyojin
Jun 15, 2005

I MASHED THE KEYS AND LOOK WHAT I MADE

forkboy84 posted:


Anyway

https://twitter.com/katstew2/status/871460330723049472

Somehow a polis dancing in a circle with a small kid has brought a tear to my eye. Christ I've gotten sentimental as I approach middle age.

All Coppers Are Beliebers

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Yeah anyone who thought, 'Boy Corbyn's being a bit a fascist isn't he with wanting to increase police numbers? Can't he just come together in peace and harmony?' Was going to be voting Green or Labour anyway and it's really too minor to sway anyone I reckon.

Seriously though. The strategy has to be for the many, not the few.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

OwlFancier posted:

While the police have a lot of problems I continue to maintain that they are preferable to the alternative and that cutting their numbers isn't going to make them less poo poo in the ways that they are poo poo.

Yeah the acab thing of hating all police all the time is dogmatic. They're an unfortunate requirement of society.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Thanks Ants posted:

The concert hasn't changed the Tory approach to things so how does the speech attacking the Tories look bad now?

If it was symbolic of a major sense of calm and solidarity by the British people to everyone then a major speech by a politician attacking another politician could be offputting. I don't think that's the case though.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Regarde Aduck posted:

Yeah the acab thing of hating all police all the time is dogmatic. They're an unfortunate requirement of society.
acab is more a recognition of what the police as an institution are: the enforcement arm of states which presides over fundamentally unjust and unequal societies, and they exist to preserve that state above all else.

Individual cops can and do rescue cats from trees and risk their lives to stop terrorists, but the police apparatus is deeply repressive - in just the last year or two we've seen examples of them spying on elected politicians and infiltrating left wing progressive political groups among other equal heinous poo poo. Cops can be good people, but all cops are bastards.

There's nuance there, and nuance is okay. Do not be afraid of complicated answers.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Regarde Aduck posted:

Yeah the acab thing of hating all police all the time is dogmatic. They're an unfortunate requirement of society.

They're only necessary or required in a society where private property exists and since their inception they have been the leading edge of capital and the state's war against the people.

They're still human beings though, despite all being bastards.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Regarde Aduck posted:

It's going to be a biggie. He's definatly waiting for Corbyn to lose to bring out his amazing polemic on us, the left, Corbyn, the concept of empathy, gaia, the power of heart and anime.

aww, I hope if Corbyn wins he can still posts it anyway, would be a shame missing out on the fruits of his efforts. not as big of a shame as theresa may continuing to have a career but still

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Oberleutnant posted:


Individual cops can and do rescue cats from trees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Angepain posted:

looking at that tweet I can't tell if he means that or if he means he'd rather have been to a fun concert than go to Carlisle to cover a political speech.
It's the second one:
https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/871470350600724483

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