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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

ultrabindu posted:

This poll has 18-24 year olds on an 82% turnout. In 2015 in was 44%. It would seem young people really do hold the key to this election.

That turned out not to be true.

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BillBear
Mar 13, 2013

Ask me about running my country straight into the ground every time I play EU4 multiplayer.

ultrabindu posted:

This poll has 18-24 year olds on an 82% turnout. In 2015 in was 44%. It would seem young people really do hold the key to this election.

Brexit was around 64%. I don't know about 82% but I hope we can at least break 70%, especially since Brexit has woken so many of us up, not to mention their manifesto is really youth friendly.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Brainiac Five posted:

I'm not really sure that antifa is a good model for, say, investigating murders, which seems like one of the categories of crime that can't be almost eliminated in a socialist/anarchist society. Not to say that there's no solutions other than a slight variation on current policing, of course.

Yeah, it was just an exmaple, I don't propose to have all the answers or anything but there are other ways of doing things and crime needn't be a problem we only answer with existing solutions.

Brainiac Five
Mar 28, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

TomViolence posted:

Yeah, it was just an exmaple, I don't propose to have all the answers or anything but there are other ways of doing things and crime needn't be a problem we only answer with existing solutions.

Yeah, I do worry that the emphasis on police as suppression leads left-wing people to unconsciously neglect the other functions of the police.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

ultrabindu posted:

This poll has 18-24 year olds on an 82% turnout.

I keep reading this, buit doesnt it say 50%? http://survation.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Final-MoS-Post-BBC-Event-Poll-020617SWCH-1c0d4h9.pdf

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I will not hope. I refuse to let myself feel hope.

.....gnnnnnn dammit!

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

BillBear posted:

Brexit was around 64%. I don't know about 82% but I hope we can at least break 70%, especially since Brexit has woken so many of us up, not to mention their manifesto is really youth friendly.

it's this or I never forgive my lovely generation for throwing this away.

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
One poll has Lab 1% behind, another has them 15% behind.

Young people always talk a big game about showing up to the polls and never actually show up on the day. If that's what you're going to pin your hopes on then, well...

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Brainiac Five posted:

I'm not really sure that antifa is a good model for, say, investigating murders, which seems like one of the categories of crime that can't be almost eliminated in a socialist/anarchist society. Not to say that there's no solutions other than a slight variation on current policing, of course.

well now I just want to read an anarchist homicide-detective novel. how will the process of forcing them to dramatically return their badge and gun in the second act be affected? these are the important questions

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

ultrabindu posted:

This poll has 18-24 year olds on an 82% turnout. In 2015 in was 44%. It would seem young people really do hold the key to this election.

How do you work that one out?

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Angepain posted:

well now I just want to read an anarchist homicide-detective novel. how will the process of forcing them to dramatically return their badge and gun in the second act be affected? these are the important questions

I think just saying "The badge and gun were loaned to you by the state. They must now be returned".

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Josef bugman posted:

I think just saying "The badge and gun were loaned to you by the state. They must now be returned".

But that implies there is either an anarchist state or the detective is a relic of oppression from the previous government before the revolution left to continue their work by the local communes until now.

Okay now there's a cool hook.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

ultrabindu posted:

This poll has 18-24 year olds on an 82% turnout. In 2015 in was 44%. It would seem young people really do hold the key to this election.

No it doesn't, just clicking through the figures you can see they've got them at 50% turnout, not 82%.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Anarchists are well aware of the need for law and order, but as TomViolence says the majority of efforts would be on preventing crime by ensuring everyones needs were met in a society based on mutual aid and free association.

Crimes would still need to be dealt with, and the suggestion is some kind of volunteer militia whose members can be revoked by society at any time. This is the key, as it means that the people serving the role of police are neither above citizens in a power hierarchy nor have a monopoly on violence in society. This is the current issue libertarian leftists have with the police today - no matter how nice an individual police officer is, they still wield massive power over you through violence to which you don't really have a retort.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Brainiac Five posted:

Yeah, I do worry that the emphasis on police as suppression leads left-wing people to unconsciously neglect the other functions of the police.

I guess a step in the right direction would be a demilitarisation of policing or at least a re-evaluation of their role. As it stands right now they cover an expansive portfolio of stuff that could be considered repressive to varying degrees, from riot control to counter-terrorism, and spinning some of those aspects of policing off to other agencies could at least make their relationship with some subsets of the public less antagonistic and authoritarian.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If your society doesn't have wealth inequality then the problem of the police supporting that is no longer present.

The problem of the police enforcing injustice is a problem of the law and society being unjust, there's no reason why you can't have police in a more just society.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

MikeCrotch posted:

Crimes would still need to be dealt with, and the suggestion is some kind of volunteer militia whose members can be revoked by society at any time. This is the key, as it means that the people serving the role of police are neither above citizens in a power hierarchy nor have a monopoly on violence in society. This is the current issue libertarian leftists have with the police today - no matter how nice an individual police officer is, they still wield massive power over you through violence to which you don't really have a retort.

What 'retort' would those who receive attention from this militia have?

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Someone tweeted that it was 82% and later corrected themselves.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006



50% turnout 18-34, 66.9% 35-54, 78.3% 55+.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

R. Guyovich posted:

abolishing private property is the sort of thing that has the kind of widespread repercussions where you'd need a police force of some kind, if only to fight counter-revolution

Yeah didn't communists invent the police state since its instrumental for the kind of massive huge scale murder and crushing of dissent necessary to rob everyone of everything they own?

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

hakimashou posted:

Yeah didn't capitalists invent the police state since its instrumental for the kind of massive huge scale murder and crushing of dissent necessary to rob everyone of everything they own?

Yeah, you're spot on.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Angepain posted:

well now I just want to read an anarchist homicide-detective novel. how will the process of forcing them to dramatically return their badge and gun in the second act be affected? these are the important questions
This made me re-read Libertarian Police Department again which is admittedly the worst type of 'anarchism' :ancap:

An anarcho-syndicalist PD would potentially give too much power to the police unions. There could be a scene where the police union has to vote on whether the detective keeps their badge and gun.
A green anarchist PD would probably see the police as accountable to a democratic municipality, with open records after the case. Also their guns would fire lead free bullets.
Anarcho-primativist homicide detective would angrily slam his leaf on the rock and refuse to hand over his stick, which belongs to the Earth anyway.

Entropy238
Oct 21, 2010

Fallen Rib
I'm far to the left on a lot of issues but the idea of abolishing the police seems pretty out there to me.

Surely in a well running socialist society crime would be reduced such that the police become pretty toothless due to a lack of serious crime (I'm thinking "demolition man" here)

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

hakimashou posted:

Yeah didn't communists invent the police state since its instrumental for the kind of massive huge scale murder and crushing of dissent necessary to rob everyone of everything they own?

No that's capitalism. Easy mistake they both begin with the letter C. Like your real name.

Boing
Jul 12, 2005

trapped in custom title factory, send help
I think Corbyn himself is going to be a big deal for the youth turnout. He's really popular among young people and is the first politician in ages to actually mobilise them, so I think a turnout over 50% is very likely.

Brainiac Five
Mar 28, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

TomViolence posted:

Yeah, you're spot on.

*Swipes dozens of toothbrushes effortlessly, spins NKVD cap*

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Do detectives and forensics teams really need to be part of a police force anyway? Surely the investigation arm of crime fighting and the enforcement arm can easily be separated into two distinct and differently structured bodies.

hakimashou posted:

Yeah didn't communists invent the police state since its instrumental for the kind of massive huge scale murder and crushing of dissent necessary to rob everyone of everything they own?

No, it was the Prussians.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Do detectives and forensics teams really need to be part of a police force anyway?
Don't worry mate we privatised forensics during the last parliament, incredibly.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

jBrereton posted:

Don't worry mate we privatised forensics during the last parliament, incredibly.

Well I feel safer already. One fewer set of bastards. :shepicide:

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
holy loving poo poo do I hate whoevers running the guardian newspaper.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Al-Saqr posted:

holy loving poo poo do I hate whoevers running the guardian newspaper.

:agreed:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Regarde Aduck posted:

No that's capitalism. Easy mistake they both begin with the letter C. Like your real name.

I must say I like Corbyn's speeches more than I like his forum posts

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Oberleutnant posted:

in just the last year or two we've seen examples of them spying on elected politicians and infiltrating left wing progressive political groups among other equal heinous poo poo.

Incidentally, guess who it's been confirmed was spied on for many years? That's right! The OB in general haven't been a fan for many years on general principle first, and then specifically because he stood up for Bernie Grant when the tabloids were putting the boot in after Broadwater Farm. (If Grant hadn't died and was still in parliament he'd probably be Shadow Home Secretary now, if for no other reason than to annoy MI5, and it makes me deeply sad that this didn't get a chance to happen.)

He may be calling for more police numbers, but were he to be elected you can be quite certain that he'd initiate a major public inquiry into Orgreave and a much stronger line taken on police misconduct.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-40154578

Enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Christ alive, but I loving hate the press in this country.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Angepain posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-40154578

Enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is

It's such a dumb soundbite, and it's only being deployed because there's an election in a few days because it's going to look really loving stupid when another attack happens.

I mean was it not enough when Manchester happened?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Angepain posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-40154578

Enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is

Weird front page for a paper endorsing Corbyn.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Wikipedia posted:

The controversy, however, did not prevent him becoming MP for Tottenham in the 1987 election, one of only four black MPs at the time, the others being Diane Abbott, Paul Boateng and Keith Vaz.
uhh...

I get what they're trying to say, I think. But still.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Has The Sun come out with its prediction/endorsement yet?

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Acaila
Jan 2, 2011



Trin Tragula posted:


He may be calling for more police numbers, but were he to be elected you can be quite certain that he'd initiate a major public inquiry into Orgreave and a much stronger line taken on police misconduct.

Fuuuuuuuck I REALLY want him to win!

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