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SomeMathGuy posted:Sadly, no, it was usually post-match theatrics. Or pre match, or during, or post smacking Debra, or..........
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Jiro posted:Or pre match, or during, or post smacking Debra, or.......... Rules for Stone Cold. Do not take the beer - stunner take the beer - stunner Be his wife - punch
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Luthor, making fun of a 15 year-old girl's chest.
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"Let some of us out!" "Yeah, let... wait, some of us? Who the gently caress is some of us?" "Shutttttt upppp and I'll put you on the list......"
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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:Jimmy Olsen This is the best single page of a comic I have ever seen. Everything is perfect.
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Now that Superman mentions it, has there ever been a Computer Man in comics? That exact name I mean?
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Lobok posted:Now that Superman mentions it, has there ever been a Computer Man in comics? That exact name I mean? Uh, sort of? http://heycomputerman.smackjeeves.com/comics/1183017/severed-head/
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I appreciate that Jimmy tells computer man "You were my best friend."
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SleepCousinDeath posted:This is the best single page of a comic I have ever seen. Everything is perfect. No longer:  (Superman)
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This is officially the worst use of a time machine I've ever seen.
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Lurdiak posted:This is officially the worst use of a time machine I've ever seen. 
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Lex Luthor does not know how genetics work
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My ridiculously circuitous plan is one quarter complete!Zeeman posted:Lex Luthor does not know how genetics work He's a firm believer in nurture over nature.
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Honestly he could have just summed it up as "Superman, my plan is to bone your mother!"
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That was back when Superman had this really bizarre rigid morality system where he couldn't do stuff like out and out lie to someone BUT he could lead Jimmy/Lois to believe they were crazy/gained superpowers/were just dreaming in order to get what he wanted.
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Also, why does Lex's plan involve building a statue of Superman to show a baby?
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Lobok posted:Now that Superman mentions it, has there ever been a Computer Man in comics? That exact name I mean? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYIkafDFa1I Probably  for Jack Black in underwear. And Dan Harmon writing.
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ImpAtom posted:Honestly he could have just summed it up as "Superman, my plan is to bone your mother!" And somehow I'd believed that this was an original idea (the comic linked to is fine, but Oglaf as a whole can be )
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Zeeman posted:Also, why does Lex's plan involve building a statue of Superman to show a baby? Clearly a statue image will implant the subconscious idea of Superman in Kal-El's mind, thereby guaranteeing that he will grow up the same despite the alterations to the timeline. These are the sort of details you think of when you're the kind of super genius that travels back in time to become your archenemy's own father in order to stop him or... something.
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Like at the very least just sabotage the drat rocket.
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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:Jimmy Olsen So, this is the origin of Cyborg Superman.
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Lurdiak posted:Like at the very least just sabotage the drat rocket.
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Ghostlight posted:Don't even build the rocket! Just don't tell anybody about the imminent destruction and gently caress off on your time ship the day before the explosion. For Rao's sake, don't even have the Superman baby in the first place!
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Look if you folks can't understand basic science facts like why Lex Luthor has to become Superman's dad rather than simply prevent Superman from ever existing I see no reason why he ought to spell these details out for you, okay? He's got better things to do, such as Superman's mother.
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smashpro1 posted:So, this is the origin of Cyborg Superman. It's actually one of Superman's robots. He had closets full of them back then. How Jimmy didn't notice this when he was performing brain surgery on it I don't know. I have the actual comic and I can barely make sense of what's going on it's so convoluted, but it's all part of some sort of scheme by Brainiac. Long story short the Kandorians beat him up then the real Superman returns. Old Jimmy Olsen comics rule.
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I wish you hadn't said that so I could continue to believe Superman was just throwing a tantrum and his robot stuff had zero effect on him and he was just using it as a bullshit excuse to be a dick. I will NOT put my pants on! Pants mean nothing to a computer!
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That's basically 95% of older Superman comics, really. Golden/Silver Age had a, uh... tenuous grasp on reality and sanity.
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Ghostlight posted:Don't even build the rocket! Just don't tell anybody about the imminent destruction and gently caress off on your time ship the day before the explosion. I mean, maybe he'd need to ensure that Superman exists so he'd have a reason to build a time machine and travel back to create Superman?
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Zeeman posted:Also, why does Lex's plan involve building a statue of Superman to show a baby? Lurdiak posted:Like at the very least just sabotage the drat rocket. Ghostlight posted:Don't even build the rocket! Just don't tell anybody about the imminent destruction and gently caress off on your time ship the day before the explosion. Lex Luther is trying to beat Superman in his present, if he fucks with the time stream too much his present doesn't exist anymore.
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Whole lot of people talking like they know some poo poo but are any of you the greatest criminal mind of our time? I didn't think so.
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I'm Karl Rove so yes.
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Lurdiak posted:I'm Karl Rove so yes. I have a ban button. Don't tempt me.
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X-O posted:I have a ban button. Don't tempt me. 
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Well now you've gone and done it. I can ban you for posting an edit and my conscience is clean Rove!
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X-O posted:Well now you've gone and done it. I can ban you for posting an edit and my conscience is clean Rove! Nooooooo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39BIWX9JsXg&t=4950s
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Skwirl posted:IDGI Click on it.
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