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DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.
Slow times indeed. Missed like 3 days because I was working on reflooring my basement and found mold. Hilarity, much coughing and burning lungs ensued.

Few checks:
Is 3.0 out and the savior of PC gaming alphas?

Is XK ok after eating all those tacos with blue cheese and yogurt? And I assume rancid beef because he's clearly at the gently caress it stage in life.

Has Ben been found to have siphoned backer money in to buying this doughnut making machine for the office yet?
https://bakeryequipment.com/productdetail.php?ProductID=12431

e: wow...270 dozen an hour. Should get him through the day I hope.

DarkRefreshment fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Jun 6, 2017

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DarkRefreshment
May 5, 2015

Nothing is funnier than a dog in a formal outfit. Look it up on the internets.

Amazing Zimmo posted:

Genetic engineering on plants confirmed.

https://twitter.com/Sidghdrake/status/871687053339222016

Whatever the gently caress CIG releases as a finished game, is never ever going to be the game that resides in the imaginations of these backers. I imagine that if IF SQ42 and star citizen release, the backers will force themselves to play it through gritted teeth while still talking about how they got their monies worth.

Oh right thats whats happening now isn't it

Teaching a living thing to over eat? Sounds like a job for Ben Lesnick, Dietitian

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/LtDanOfficial1/status/870791836947841026

:lol::lol::lol: the lovely tech demo will still only run at a max of 15 fps

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

phosdex posted:

What has cig actually pushed out in patches so far this year? I checked that tracker site but it doesn't have a timeline of patch releases. Is there someplace that does?

04/07/2017
v2.6.3
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link//15823-Star-Citizen-Alpha-263

03/31/2017
v2.6.2
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link//15810-Star-Citizen-Alpha-262

Next up. 3.0 aka "The Other Jesus Patch"

D_Smart fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jun 6, 2017

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
Sandi Gardiner is Mae Demming in THE LAST LAUGH coming this summer.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
If I cared more I'd put a slumped over Derek in the background with a black mask beside him and Sandi holding a gun and turn it into an actual poster.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Christ, what the hell is this poo poo? I run out to the store, get the car washed and I come back to a sassy Derek combined with a picture of Sandi in a kimono. All in a 1/2 hour.

Just a normal day I guess.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
EVERYTHING IS FINE ITS FINE LOOK HOW FINE IT IS AND HOW FINE ITLL BE!

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

phosdex posted:

What has cig actually pushed out in patches so far this year? I checked that tracker site but it doesn't have a timeline of patch releases. Is there someplace that does?

https://starcitizen.tools/Star_Citizen_Alpha_2.6.3 seems good for this kind of thing.

To answer your question, I think they tried to fix some bugs in 2017 :q:

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

Amazing Zimmo posted:

https://twitter.com/LtDanOfficial1/status/870791836947841026

:lol::lol::lol: the lovely tech demo will still only run at a max of 15 fps

Can you cool a CPU with milk? asking for a friend.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

That's cool, but only around 10 bugs have been reported in the last 24 hours. They stomped them all.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




EmesiS posted:

https://m.imgur.com/a/yQUk6

For science and education purposes.

I don't think that's her. That woman is capable of showing emotion.

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
Did she really post a picture of her on a green screen? That seems too good... Anyone able to turn this into definitive proof of another Monaco vacation?

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

Virtual Captain posted:

https://starcitizen.tools/Star_Citizen_Alpha_2.6.3 seems good for this kind of thing.

To answer your question, I think they tried to fix some bugs in 2017 :q:

Thanks, that's what I was looking for. So in the last year they've gone from 2.4 (released May 9) to 2.6.3 (released Apr 7).

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Virtual Captain posted:

Can you cool a CPU with milk? asking for a friend.

You're assuming that's milk :gizz:

Amazing Zimmo fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Jun 6, 2017

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!


Turns out it is pretty easy to do technically. Not so sure about the professionalism though... :)

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


Rampant nepotism was just to save money, not for any other reason! And then once we had all the money ever given through the internet, we continued our rampant nepotism because

We feel we already have all the experts we need because our game is 2 1/2 years overdue and has stagnated completely over the last year and also because

ComfyPants fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Jun 6, 2017

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Star Citizen? seriously give yourself an uppercut

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/871852517772185601

That's why MoMA's been absent from the thread, he's been busy with filming.

Also the star citizen twitter doxxed MoMA/Toast.

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Did he just spell out everything Elite Dangerous is?

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/871075237424619520

:negative:

https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/870302487042899968

Star Citizen: Will you give bone ham a good scolding?

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
>We're expecting some massive meltdowns in that timeframe.

:same:

EmesiS
Feb 5, 2016

Virtual Captain posted:

Can you cool a CPU with milk? asking for a friend.

You can cool anything with nipples.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Can confirm

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Pictures or it never happened, cat.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


Huh. Posted yesterday. Presumably, this is the same thorn as this… who isn't banned in the slightest, and definitely not for a month.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Amazing Zimmo posted:

Pictures or it never happened, cat.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Tippis posted:

Huh. Posted yesterday. Presumably, this is the same thorn as this… who isn't banned in the slightest, and definitely not for a month.

I hope he is banned as he is a pedantic joy killer. His presence in the Elite thread brings nothing but monotony and droll, petty bickering. What I am saying is at least he spices up the place

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

I accept this proof and also now believe that the earth is flat.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


Neurobug misspells the word after seeing the Wikipedia definition and copy-pasting the heavily-edited first paragraph of it, yet accuses the previous poster of not understanding it. And Neurobug cannot use any mental abilities to identify the context even though he is literally looking at the Wikipedia article, which contains numerous examples.

And his name literally implies brain illness.

ComfyPants fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Jun 6, 2017

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

ComfyPants posted:

Neurobug misspells the word after seeing the Wikipedia definition and copy-pasting the heavily-edited first paragraph of it, yet accuses the previous poster of not understanding it. And Neurobug cannot use any mental abilities to identify the context even though he is literally looking at the Wikipedia article, which contains numerous examples.

And his name literally implies brain illness.

Citizens don't words well. They're trying to emulate Chris “refactoring” Roberts, after all.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

ComfyPants posted:

Neurobug misspells the word after seeing the Wikipedia definition and copy-pasting the heavily-edited first paragraph of it, yet accuses the previous poster of not understanding it. And Neurobug cannot use any mental abilities to identify the context even though he is literally looking at the Wikipedia article, which contains numerous examples.

And his name literally implies brain illness.

In the land of the retarded, the brain damaged man is king.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



ComfyPants posted:

Neurobug misspells the word after seeing the Wikipedia definition and copy-pasting the heavily-edited first paragraph of it, yet accuses the previous poster of not understanding it. And Neurobug cannot use any mental abilities to identify the context even though he is literally looking at the Wikipedia article, which contains numerous examples.

And his name literally implies brain illness.
What is the point of this none sequitar?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

I'm interested in this Nun Sequin Tour. Where does one sign up?

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice

grimcreaper posted:

In the land of the retarded, the brain damaged man is king.

I don't want to be king of those idiots. Kill me now.

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

SelenicMartian posted:

I'm interested in this Nun Sequin Tour. Where does one sign up?

Somewhere around France, but you either have to take a shitload of steroids or simply remove your balls if you want to be a male nun.

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