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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Plavski posted:

why u gotta do me like that brosef

why

Listen here sonny, I'm old and I only have so many clicks left.

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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/872069521724624897

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

NotWearingPants posted:

Listen here sonny, I'm old and I only have so many clicks left.

The human body only has a finite number of clicks.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014



I'm glad they framed the picture to give Trump a devil horn

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

unpacked robinhood posted:

What kind of file is the pisstape on ? I'm thinking Matroska (.mkv) because Russia but who knows

The russians will share the tape in.avi, they are no monsters!!

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

they probably uploaded it to youtube on election day and it's just sitting there waiting for someone to finally discover it

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Caligula or Commodus, I can't decide.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.



If I kill him, do I become president...

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
"the president doesnt know what he is saying dont listen to him" - his supporters

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
So Kushner's the anti-christ, huh?

Can't say I didn't see it coming.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

ElGroucho posted:

So Kushner's the anti-christ, huh?

Can't say I didn't see it coming.

The Kush has some pretty soulless eyes though

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Fort Detrick lab slated to close handles thousands of pieces of evidence for FBI

A Fort Detrick laboratory slated for closure has processed about 14,000 pieces of evidence in criminal investigations involving biological threats such as ricin and anthrax, the FBI confirmed this week.

And it’s the only laboratory in the country that can do this special brand of investigation and analysis.

https://www.fredericknewspost.com/n...7569532378.html

but a fence is better.

Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!

I Was The Fury posted:

WH: "That piss tape is fake, there is no piss tape, Donald Trump has never even seen a hooker"

Trump: "That isn't the real piss tape, my hookers were much more attractive, this is just another FAKE excuse by the Dems and FAKE MEDIA to distract from their BAD loss in the election."

Exactly how I see it going down.

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

mono posted:

The Kush has some pretty soulless eyes though

a dolls eyes

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

mono posted:

The Kush has some pretty soulless eyes though

No judgement there! Marriage to a Trump descendant does that to you.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Multilake posted:

No judgement there! Marriage to a Trump descendant does that to you.

Oh he comes by it honestly

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

The Archaic posted:

My older brother served two tours in Afghanistan. Anytime a vehicle broke down the Taliban would claim they did it. Of loving course ISIS claims responsibility over everything because they think it makes them look cool and effective.

LOL! Probably most of you are too young to remember the 60s and 70s when there were dozens of terrorist groups ranging from the mack daddy IRA who actually killed a lot of people, down to the Symbionese Liberation Army and a bunch of wannabe assholes. Every time someone did a car bombing or a bank robbery a dozen different groups would call in to "claim responsibility" and up their street cred. Now, ISIS doesn't even have to call in - Doland Jumanji Trump screams from the rooftops that "ISIS DID IT" every time anything bad happens anywhere. Sad!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lime Tonics posted:

Fort Detrick lab slated to close handles thousands of pieces of evidence for FBI

A Fort Detrick laboratory slated for closure has processed about 14,000 pieces of evidence in criminal investigations involving biological threats such as ricin and anthrax, the FBI confirmed this week.

And it’s the only laboratory in the country that can do this special brand of investigation and analysis.

https://www.fredericknewspost.com/n...7569532378.html

but a fence is better.

Once the wall is built there won't be any more crime, check and mate libtard :smug:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
trump is going to live tweet during the comey testimony on Thursday lmao

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




I look at the world and I lol as it's burning
While my Qatar gently weeps

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
comey my boy dont let me down

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

my new dog posted:

comey my boy dont let me down

Man he's already done so much for us over the past three days. I don't think that our dumbass president would be tweetering at the rate he is without Comey's upcoming testimony.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Dial-a-Dog posted:

I really wish he'd stop retweeting fox news. You're the president retard, if you want people to know ISIS claims responsibility for an attack somewhere just say so, or get a quote from the intelligence agencies you control, gently caress

You know there was an awesome comedy called Yes Minister that was a satire of :britain: cabinet ministers and their civil service departments. They would be like 'oh the foreign office won't know what NATO just did, try asking steve he has a TV in his office'.

Yesterday's satire is today's reality, lol

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

turn off the TV posted:

Man he's already done so much for us over the past three days. I don't think that our dumbass president would be tweetering at the rate he is without Comey's upcoming testimony.

What are we supposed to do when he doesnt tweet on thursday? I'm a little scared.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

my new dog posted:

comey my boy dont let me down

I wouldn't get your hopes too high. He has to save the good poo poo for Mueller and closed door sessions. Beyond him saying Trump and his staff asked him to stand down on the Russian investigation, what else can he say?

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/872126492578283525

Wow all of the advertisers left alongside the bot traffic.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

turn off the TV posted:

https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/872126492578283525

Wow all of the advertisers left alongside the bot traffic.

Liberal fascism! :argh:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

turn off the TV posted:

https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/872126492578283525

Wow all of the advertisers left alongside the bot traffic.

that article posted:

Yesterday, Breitbart parted ways with writer Katie McHugh after she tweeted that the U.K. wouldn’t have suffered terrorist attacks if there weren’t any Muslims in the country.

idgi, isn't this what Trump is saying?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



We could get rid of all terrorism if we got rid of all human beings.

Dolphins aren't ideologically motivated AFAIK.

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l

Strategic Tea posted:

You know there was an awesome comedy called Yes Minister that was a satire of :britain: cabinet ministers and their civil service departments. They would be like 'oh the foreign office won't know what NATO just did, try asking steve he has a TV in his office'.

Yesterday's satire is today's reality, lol

indeed. the parallels between Yes Minister and the political climate of today and tomorrow have provided me many lol's. also Black Adder is good if you like to lol @ incompetence

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Burt Sexual posted:

idgi, isn't this what Trump is saying?

The office of president of the united states doesn't display ads. If it did it would be boycotted by advertisers too

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Pac-Manioc Root posted:

We could get rid of all terrorism if we got rid of all human beings.

Dolphins aren't ideologically motivated AFAIK.

teenage dolphins high on pufferfish turn to crime

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

The office of president of the united states doesn't display ads. If it did it would be boycotted by advertisers too

The official white house website plugs his wife's jewelry line in her bio.


lol

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deN8wWgXBOM

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

The official white house website plugs his wife's jewelry line in her bio.


lol

There was that whole thing over the state department effectively advertising for his resort too
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/524376/
Not exactly the White House, but welp

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
guys


i think Donald Trump might be a literal retard.

lol

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
The president is a dumbass

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Chinatown posted:

guys


i think Donald Trump might be a literal retard.

lol

idk he was just sort of a normal nuveau riche idiot in the 80's and 90's and has definitely gone downhill from that i think this is dementia which is different from being a "standard retard"

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/MattLaslo/status/872130756063186944

lol

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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/872137887931711488

Lol at the implication that elections since the presidential election have been compromised and that Russians acquired broader access than the NSA even realized a month ago.

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