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We are going to run to and from the locker room for pt, this will apparently show the instructors how motivated we are guys!!! Also 15 minute formation where cadets bitch and whine about stupid crap because that's important!! We need to be a team!! poo poo I'm posting in the army thread I feel like I'm in basic again 
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Soulex posted:I told them specifically that 1) Printing off posters of a pack of wolves taking down a horse with the captions "Mustangs should take caution, Arctic Wolves seen in area". I get it, cool and funny but no. And 2) no my guys won't do it (one of the specialists caved and did it) and 3) the MAJ OC I'm reporting to also said this was a bad idea. I spent years with that unit. It was never better, and it was almost impressive how many different ways they found to be pants-on-head stupid across most levels of leadership. Reminder that 3-21 was Danny Chen's unit when they hazed him to the point of suicide. Probably explains my animosity towards the army in general fairly well, imo.
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Oh yeah. I loving HATED them. Especially them being like "oh poo poo, we forgot to account for you food wise" and I went down to an MRE a day for a week.
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Soulex posted:Oh yeah. I loving HATED them. Especially them being like "oh poo poo, we forgot to account for you food wise" and I went down to an MRE a day for a week. war is hell
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PAO, huh?quote:From: postmaster@mail.goarmy.com [postmaster@mail.goarmy.com]
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Jun 6, 2017 04:37
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That sounds way, way too moto.
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Jun 6, 2017 04:42
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Looking forward to the intel sperg version which is a video of a guy crossing some turnstiles before being tackled by security guards and the video cuts out abruptly.
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redneck nazgul posted:Looking forward to the intel sperg version which is a video of a guy crossing some turnstiles before being tackled by security guards and the video cuts out abruptly. Intel Sperg version goes to home with smoking hot roommate, doesn't question their excitement to talk about Joe's day at work.
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Bell_ posted:PAO, huh? I can help tell the Army story. I know the Armiest of stories.
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McNally posted:I can help tell the Army story. This is our motto actually.
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McNally posted:I can help tell the Army story. I will throw money at getting you good enough camera equipment to talk about your Army story.
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I can be pretty vindictive at times and if I were you McNally I would be on a John Wick revenge plot to watch it all burn down.
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redneck nazgul posted:I will throw money at getting you good enough camera equipment to talk about your Army story. The equipment isn't the issue. It's the knowing how. You can make documentaries on your cellphone now.
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I spent time in audio/video editing in college. So if you want to do something, Im cheap. Just need food and a place to crash while filming. Because I really want to have my name all over that when someone at the Pentagon sits down to watch it.
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Jun 6, 2017 23:52
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Genocide Tendency posted:I spent time in audio/video editing in college. Same here; I have some experience with writing and direction too, not that it lacks any impact already.
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Jun 7, 2017 00:25
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goon_projects don't work. Reach out to Wakaliwood.
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Jun 7, 2017 00:30
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Hey now I got everyone their polonium shirts.
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Jun 7, 2017 00:33
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And the dick books, twice.
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I just want Wakaliwood and GiP to become intertwined
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mlmp08 posted:I just want Wakaliwood and GiP to become intertwined Someone do up a screenplay of Caro and send it to them with $500.
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redneck nazgul posted:Someone do up a screenplay of Caro and send it to them with $500. CARO ACTION FILM!!! WONNN AND TWOOOOOOOO
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mlmp08 posted:goon_projects don't work. Reach out to Wakaliwood. Shut up PFC Killjoy. This is a great idea and getting better.
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I was AFN for a few years so I have experience. Kinda busy to do it ATM though.
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Mods change my name to Garrison Culinary Uniform
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Mr. Nice! posted:Hey now I got everyone their polonium shirts. That shirt got me a date because some chick got the reference.
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Italy is awesome, Army is awesome, Airborne is awesome. Everything is just loving awesome. Besides morning PT. That blows. I wish someone would've told me that I can do command sponsorship in States already, because now it'll be couple months to get my wife here. Otherwise, Army owns.
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nah the army sucks and you have objectively bad judgement but i'm fine with that because i'm out and that's awesome.
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We're going to have a storm of downward spirals here sooner or later.
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Icon Of Sin posted:We're going to have a storm of downward spirals here sooner or later. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS27-xIHO04&t=54s don't die, Vahakyla.
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I thought the army was pretty cool until I had the realization that everything we were doing was loving pointless. Had that realization about six months after joining. The most fun I had in the army was probably air assault school. That's not a testament to air assault school, it's a testament to how lovely the army is.
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I thought the army was the coolest for about a year until they took me off the line and sent me to S3 because I was the last new guy we got and someone had to get hosed. The army likes to give you the illusion that you have some control over your life, but it can move you away from your buds to another unit, keep you in past your contract, and screw you over in general whenever it feels like it.
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Jun 7, 2017 14:09
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Wait.. What were the plutonium shirts?
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Genocide Tendency posted:Wait.. What were the plutonium shirts? Polonium. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/alexander-litvinenko-inquiry-friend-murdered-7219420
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Just wait until you watch an airborne video with "Jump" playing in the background for the 100,0000000th loving time.
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Just wait until the E2 that packed your chute while high as gently caress on spice and 2 hours sleep for the week turns you into a lawn dart.
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Icon Of Sin posted:I couldn't find the article about the riggers intentionally cutting the chutes' rigging Wait, what? And to hyped up Finnish dude- it's all fun when you get there. Then you blow out your legs somehow, or get sick of the timeline slipping left making you have a 0200 weapons draw for a 1300 jump. Oh, you sweet summer child. How your life will change after a few months.
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I didn't get truly jaded until after my first deployment. Your first duty station is like your first girlfriend. Most of the time you are gonna try to replace her but you'll get something worse somehow because remember it's not where you are, it's who you are with. You'll try to get back together and even if you go back, it won't be the same. It'll miss hat magic that was in the air. You'll hate not having that magic. You'll start hating. You'll start hating everything. People especially. You'll find yourself wanting to push people out of the way or punch them in the face for wasting your time. This is normal. For Army. Enjoy your time now. I remember when I was moto too. I think I moto'd out quickly because of people being cunts.
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bulletsponge13 posted:Wait, what? I may have misremembered, or it may have happened more than once. A marine once did exactly that, 'because he was angry'  http://articles.latimes.com/2003/aug/07/nation/na-parachute7 I thought there was one about an army e6 doing something similar and getting caught/court-martialed over it, but I can't find it.
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