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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Big Mean Jerk posted:

Not sure I can take three more games of the Kansas City PA playing pop songs between every single pitch.

everybody clap your hands

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Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Not sure I can take three more games of the Kansas City PA playing pop songs between every single pitch.

The Knicks might get everything wrong but the one thing they did that I thought was really cool was when they got rid of all the music and just played the organ for the first half of one of their games this year.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
I was worried that Kevin Pillar, like Daniel Murphy, was drawing his hitting power from his homophobia since he has sucked since he apologized, but he's been bouncing back a bit lately.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Chexoid posted:

I was worried that Kevin Pillar, like Daniel Murphy, was drawing his hitting power from his homophobia since he has sucked since he apologized, but he's been bouncing back a bit lately.

Launch angle bruh. Fwaaaah!

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Houston, more like Houseleven

Nicely done :golfclap:

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

I dont think I'll ever get tired of watching a Gio Gonzalez curveball. When he's right that thing is picture perfect.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




If you're a fan of curveballs you should watch Lance McCullers'.

That thing is probably the nastiest curveball I've ever seen.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Kirios posted:

If you're a fan of curveballs you should watch Lance McCullers'.

That thing is probably the nastiest curveball I've ever seen.

It's nasty but not even the nastiest on the team

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Kirios posted:

If you're a fan of curveballs you should watch Lance McCullers'.

That thing is probably the nastiest curveball I've ever seen.

I dont watch much (any) Astros ball but I'll look it up.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Kirios posted:

If you're a fan of curveballs you should watch Lance McCullers'.

That thing is probably the nastiest curveball I've ever seen.

https://twitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/867432664395067392

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




https://www.si.com/mlb/2017/04/13/lance-mccullers-houston-astros

"Lance McCullers's knuckle-curve is the filthiest secondary pitch in baseball"

(I disagree with filthiest secondary pitch. Sale's slider is absolutely unreal and should be illegal.)

Kirios fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Jun 6, 2017

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

^Sale makes me almost physicall ill when I watch him pitch because I'm so sure that with every pitch he throws his elbow to his hand is coming with it

I cant find a cool twitter link so here's this one, first gif on the page.

http://www.pitcherlist.com/gio-gonzalezs-curveball-the-nastiest-pitching-gifs-from-tuesdays-games/

I also think I jinxed him, Dodgers doing work here in the 6th

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Santheb posted:

I also think I jinxed him, Dodgers doing work here in the 6th

:pray:

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Tom Wilhelmsen also throws a really cool curveball

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
Yonder Alonso is just hitting everything so flush this year, it's insane

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
mookie!!

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Judge is such a beast, that it's kind of scary when he crashes into the wall like that. Careful big guy

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

The Pussy Boss posted:

Judge is such a beast, that it's kind of scary when he crashes into the wall like that. Careful big guy

Scary for the wall

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=


Flag back where it belongs

(Also good start Reds)

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=



Go Cubs :toot:

Poque and I are in prime "get drilled by a screaming line drive" seats.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


New Concept Hole posted:

Scary for the wall

#WallLivesMatter

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
MITCH

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Every walk is another million dollars off Jake's contract this offseason

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:



Go Cubs :toot:

Poque and I are in prime "get drilled by a screaming line drive" seats.

As opposed to getting drilled later by... nevermind

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Oh, Jake. You turned back into a pumpkin too soon.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

Tanaka is a pumpkin and i'm not sure how it got to this point

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
remember when i bitched about hanley as DH? i apologize

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Your Taint posted:

As opposed to getting drilled later by... nevermind

:greenangel:

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

matt cain is unlucky, and also bad

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Carlosologist posted:

Tanaka is a pumpkin and i'm not sure how it got to this point

i suspect he's enough of a pro he'll bounce back from this and pomeranz will implode

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


god :drat: Waino....

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
The Giants apparently acquired Sam Dyson.

Giants just can't resist the siren song of a negative WAR

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


This team really loving sucks.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I think the Cardinals need to acquire No Performance Decline Ryan Braun in a trade

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Just saw them put up a big ol' 5-spot on the Wrigley scoreboard for the Reds

lol

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Dunno why you'd bunt with this team right now but it worked out

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

The Cardinals getting owned by a guy named Scooter is some nice karma

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

The Cubs stranded 1 in the first and 2 in the second. I look forward to seeing how they manage to strand 4 in the 4th. If anyone can do it, the Cubs can!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Great play Kris :swoon:

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The Cubs stranded 1 in the first and 2 in the second. I look forward to seeing how they manage to strand 4 in the 4th. If anyone can do it, the Cubs can!

Or will it be 8 in the 4th?

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