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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Aw poor baby. What you pricks never realize is that sexism ruins the whole world.

To be fair, it only ruins the world for like half the people though.

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Oh god here have a bitcoin story from 4 years ago just make it stop:

Redditor takes out $30,000 on a credit card in order to "invest" (read:speculate) it all in Bitcoin.

quote:

Link to post: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/18f3pd/i_have_my_entire_retirement_and_savings_invested/

I'm actually a big fan of Bitcoin (I'm a software developer, and think it's a really interesting application of cyptography and p2p), but investing 100% of everything you have into an infant technology like this is insane, in my opinion. No one knows what will happen - bitcoin looks promising, but all it would take is the U.S. government cracking down on it to really cripple its potential. Let's not forget that this "investment" is funded by credit card debt! I wonder what the OP thinks will happen when the 0% intro APR runs out.

So my question for you, /PF, is what is this person thinking? And, more generally, is this representative of the level of financial savvy displayed by the US population at large? Because if so, I'm personally much further ahead than I thought I was...

The original post was deleted, but the comments are still around. You know it's bad when the bitcoiners are telling you you hosed up:

quote:

dude, diversify.
I feel like the aphorism about "putting all your eggs..." wouldn't be passed on as conventional wisdom if it weren't for some grain of truth within.
Yeah sure we all hope that bitcoin does well, but seriously, what you're doing is irresponsible. especially if other people in the world rely on you for support.
EDIT: Also, Satoshidice should in no way be considered an investment strategy. You may get lucky sure in the short run, but in the long term statistics are against you. Gambling is designed to make money for the operating company. Where do they get this money? From you.

Although considering this was the Mt Gox era, dude would've been lucky if he got any real money back out of this. :v:

Ohthehugemanatee
Oct 18, 2005

April posted:

I'm doing my best to stick to the post/topic and not the poster. It doesn't matter who started it, who is more right or wrong, etc. It's an argument that can not possibly be resolved because we don't have enough information about the situation, so it's pointless to argue it.

Part of me wants to explain what internet trolling is to you, but part of me thinks it's adorable that someone on this site in TYOL 2017 looks at an internet troll gleefully throwing punches at all comers (including a bunch of other internet trolls) and goes "My word, surely all involved see that this discussion cannot logically be concluded! Why ever are you people fighting?"

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
Heads up $30,000 in Bitcoin 5 years ago would have seen a 10-25 fold return on your money to between $300,000 and $750,000.

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Ohthehugemanatee posted:

Part of me wants to explain what internet trolling is to you, but part of me thinks it's adorable that someone on this site in TYOL 2017 looks at an internet troll gleefully throwing punches at all comers (including a bunch of other internet trolls) and goes "My word, surely all involved see that this discussion cannot logically be concluded! Why ever are you people fighting?"

In TYOOL 2017, you think "don't be sexist" is trolling.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Buying bitcoin with credit cards is the naked short put on margin version of "nerd investing."

April
Jul 3, 2006


Ohthehugemanatee posted:

Part of me wants to explain what internet trolling is to you, but part of me thinks it's adorable that someone on this site in TYOL 2017 looks at an internet troll gleefully throwing punches at all comers (including a bunch of other internet trolls) and goes "My word, surely all involved see that this discussion cannot logically be concluded! Why ever are you people fighting?"

What can I say? I saw all the people pointing out that such-and-so is a lovely poster and this-and-that needs to go away and so on, and that approach didn't seem to be terribly effective, so I went a different direction. :sigh:

Ohthehugemanatee
Oct 18, 2005

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

In TYOOL 2017, you think "don't be sexist" is trolling.

I love you TB.

Now go look for prey elsewhere so that we can hear stories about people bad with money.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Discuss.

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

In TYOOL 2017, you think "don't be sexist" is trolling.




When in doubt, I love turning to DoD industrial security clearance adjudication stuff for good BWM quips, nothing too deep, just some good old fashioned bad with money.

http://ogc.osd.mil/doha/industrial/2017.html

quote:

Applicant is alleged to be delinquent on 12 debts, in a total exceeding $137,000.

quote:

Applicant was alleged to be delinquent on nine debts in the total amount of $99,535. He failed to resolve any of them. He did not meet his burden to establish mitigation.

edit: this one is kinda :smith: but some very basic steps could have saved her clearance and her job:

quote:

Applicant's husband's illness and associated employment problems, along with his eventual demise, created a financial situation from which Applicant failed to recover. She received $10,000 from his life insurance policy. Nevertheless, accounts became delinquent and were placed for collection, charged off, or went to judgment. For the vast majority of her delinquent non-SOR and SOR accounts, Applicant offered no documentary evidence of a good-faith effort to resolve them. She contended she paid a number of non-SOR accounts, but failed to submit any documentation such as receipts, cancelled checks, account records, etc., to support her contentions. As far as the SOR accounts, Applicant failed to take any positive action to resolve the vast majority of such accounts until February 2016, nearly 30 months after she was interviewed by an investigator and 5 months after the SOR was issued. In February 2016, she paid various collection agents a total of $192.99. She offered no documentation to support the existence of subsequent payments to any creditors, debt purchasers, or collection agents. Over the years, at least until February 2016, she failed to pay or resolve accounts with balances as low as $84, $110, $220, and $244. There are clear indications that Applicant's financial problems are no closer to becoming under control. Her actions under the circumstances cast substantial doubt on her current reliability, trustworthiness, or good judgment. Eligibility is denied.

Higgy fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Jun 7, 2017

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Heads up $30,000 in Bitcoin 5 years ago would have seen a 10-25 fold return on your money to between $300,000 and $750,000.

Heads up you would have lost it all already through "hacks", exchanges being "hacked" or simply shutting down and disappearing, or having your bank account frozen for suspected money laundering.

If the point of your post was "lol you laughed at me but now I could be a millionaire", then there's a thread in yospos that you should go and educate :allears:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Also something stupid doesn't stop being stupid just because it turned out well once. (And there's no guarantee that it turned out well here - see my comment about the guy being lucky if he got any money back out of this)

Going to the casino and betting your life savings on black is idiotic even if you happen to win.

TheLastManStanding
Jan 14, 2008
Mash Buttons!
Horse, Wedding, Medical Bills. It's a BWM hat trick.

This guys work is amazing.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

The horse represents consumer confidence, and the bride is the national debt level.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Heads up $30,000 in Bitcoin 5 years ago would have seen a 10-25 fold return on your money to between $300,000 and $750,000.

There's no way to liquidate that much bitcoin to a usable currency at this time, nor has there even been... Well maybe in the heydays of Magic: The Gathering: Online Exchange.

Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX
looking back, there was no logical reason that bitcoins would suddenly become worthless, since it would require everybody involved to suddenly agree they're worthless, which is about as likely as everybody suddenly agreeing that crazy expensive art is worthless. unlike tulips you can't scale production to demand with bitcoins or rare art pieces.

for the record i think both bitcoins and expensive art are dumb since both their values are 99.99% scarcity and 0.01% utility (if that), but that's the market for you.

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

FrozenVent posted:

There's no way to liquidate that much bitcoin to a usable currency at this time, nor has there even been... Well maybe in the heydays of Magic: The Gathering: Online Exchange.

BTC are in an incredible bubble right now, and the price shooting up means people are buying with other currencies. We're talking more than 4x returns over the last year. It's crazy gambling, but over the last year it paid off.

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004
I am prepared for the guillotine but I make >5x my wife (total >$100,001/year including a schedule C) and we split expenses 50:50. She sends me half the bills including the stable fees in BTC each month.

Hoodwinker
Nov 7, 2005

BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:

I am prepared for the guillotine but I make >5x my wife (total >$100,001/year including a schedule C) and we split expenses 50:50. She sends me half the bills including the stable fees in BTC each month.
You had me going for a second there.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Now the guillotine... Is that a one time thing? If I make it past the nationwide axing, and then I make over 100k in a year, does that mean I get a pass?

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


I'd like to think it was a random thing, just to keep people on their toes. Maybe you can make a bunch of money and get out before the next guillotining, maybe it happens twice in a month.

Kind of a press your luck kinda thing.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
The guillotine will be mounted on a drone so that the moment your salary for the year passes $100k, one is dispatched to dispatch you.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
Apologies if this made its way over already, but here's some BWM mixed with schadenfreude:

quote:

Sat down on my friend's macbook and broke it

I had some of my friends over at my house and one of my friends invited one of her other friends to come over. She had her MacBook on my couch when I sat on it and broke it. Since it was completely my fault I offered to pay her the money for it and she agreed. She got it 3 years ago and it cost 2200 dollars at the time. I told her I'd wire you the money in a week to her bank account.

She's now emailed me saying that as per our conversation she's expecting the 2700 that I have agreed for!!!! I didn't know why she added the extra money so I got her number from my friend and called her to find her telling me she's now expecting me to pay for her new upgraded MacBook since she was "upgrading anyway". She said if I don't agree to do that she'll be suing me in small claims court. Can a judge agree to that?

Should I wire her the $2,200 or should I just tell her go sue me?

Offered sticker price on a 3-year-old laptop -- with estimated repair costs of $300 -- and then turning up the greed and asking for even more?

Nope:

quote:

[Super Awesome Update]

I never thought this would turn out the way it did and I really felt like I learned so much stuff in the process thanks to all of you. Here is my previous question.

I went through every single comment from the 200+ ones and I sincerely thank each and every one of you.

I did some research specifically for repairing the screen for the macbook and for her particular model it’s around 310 for the screen + the labor cost so I wrote her back saying that since she didn't accept my initial offer of $2200, I’m withdrawing that offer, and offering to pay for the repair cost. She sent me an email calling me a bitch and that she’s going to take me to court.

I got served a few days later and went to court. I told the judge I gave her three options to choose from. 1) either to write her a check for a brand new one which was 2200 dollars. 2) Get her a refurbished one from apple or a third party or even used which would be around 1400 dollars or 3) fix her current MacBook since the screen is the only thing affected here and it would cost around 300 dollars plus money for labor. (I printed out the email I sent her and the mail she sent back refusing demanding the 2700 and calling me a bitch and saying we’ll go to court + screenshots for the price quotes from different websites for a new/refurbished and the screen fix for her particular model) and gave it to the judge. I also told him that when I offered at the very beginning to get her a new one from the apple store she said no I want the money in cash. When I told her I’d give her 2200 for a new one she said okay but later came asking for 2700 because she wants to upgrade. I tried to show him how it's clearly visible that she's trying to take advantage of me.

She gave the judge an attitude almost the whole time which really pissed the judge off and helped my case I guess. After listening to both of us he ruled that I pay 50% of the repair cost since she negligently left her laptop on the couch. So I'll only be paying not more than 200-250 dollars for the whole thing.

If it weren’t for you guys I would’ve paid $2,200 dollars instead of around $200 and I honestly loved her look at the end as we walked out.

I feel good for following all the advice here.

:allears:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

That's all 3 of the Fs in one picture, much better off renting

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!

Zamujasa posted:

Apologies if this made its way over already, but here's some BWM mixed with schadenfreude:


Offered sticker price on a 3-year-old laptop -- with estimated repair costs of $300 -- and then turning up the greed and asking for even more?

Nope:


:allears:

that's a great story but poor, naive girl

who the hell offers to pay up to 2k just like that without trying to hash it out/repair it/tell them to gently caress right off and go straight to the courts, especially to a friend of a friend you don't know and could very well be some dirtbag loser trying to con you?

probably un-jaded, un-cynical people that are better than me but hey I guess that's why they say no good deed goes unpunished

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Haifisch posted:

Oh god here have a bitcoin story from 4 years ago just make it stop:

Redditor takes out $30,000 on a credit card in order to "invest" (read:speculate) it all in Bitcoin.


The original post was deleted, but the comments are still around. You know it's bad when the bitcoiners are telling you you hosed up:


Although considering this was the Mt Gox era, dude would've been lucky if he got any real money back out of this. :v:

if he actually did this and managed to keep the interest down with balance transfers and stuff he might have made somewhere in the ballpark of $250k or even $500k, assuming he had the wherewithal to actually sell in the recent spike

CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

This makes me sad. They're 30. A normal middle-class lifestyle with a home and the occasional vacation isn't supposed to be unattainable, certainly not such a ludicrous thing that we're scolding someone for even thinking of it.

There's also a thing that's pretty common with people who make very little money and don't have any hope of ever making more - you're never going to be rich so why not enjoy life once in a while? It's so, so easy to judge, but honestly what are poor people supposed to do? The money saved from never having a moment of happiness will never amount to enough to lift them out of poverty.

Not really talking about this couple so much as the general attitude about what's "BWM" for low-income people. Budgeting can make a middle-class life better, but it can't make poverty not poverty.

BWL Now I'm sad too.

CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!

I don't understand the derail birds. Isn't unravelling all of the biased judgements we're making about other people's BWM choices part of the fun for this thread?

ohgodwhat posted:

Today I learned it's BWL to imply that a woman has any culpability for anything

How clever of you and exciting for me that you feel safe enough to post that piece of unhelpful passive aggressive tripe.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos

CmdrRiker posted:

I don't understand the derail birds. Isn't unravelling all of the biased judgements we're making about other people's BWM choices part of the fun for this thread?

Scrolling past pages of dog poo poo is hardly fun.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Jesus one more post about this and I'm probating you for a month!!!!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Heads up $30,000 in Bitcoin 5 years ago would have seen a 10-25 fold """return""" on your """money""" to between """"$300,000"""" and """"$750,000"""".

Fixed that for you

TheLastManStanding posted:

Horse, Wedding, Medical Bills. It's a BWM hat trick.

This guys work is amazing.



Okay I realize that probably costs a stupid amount of money but come on, you know you want a fuckin' jetpack hover platform wedding. That is a wedding video that will actually be watched :colbert:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

baquerd posted:

BTC are in an incredible bubble right now, and the price shooting up means people are buying with other currencies. We're talking more than 4x returns over the last year. It's crazy gambling, but over the last year it paid off.

Unless your bits coin is in one of the several chinese exchanges that halted all USD withdrawals because banks won't touch them with a ten foot pole.

Oh also if anyone doesn't know it turns out that exchanges have been allowing you to buy bitcoin on leverage and then use the bitcoin as collateral for more leverage, which is a big reason the price is going up so much, meaning the rapidly-approaching crash is going to be hilarious.

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Heads up $30,000 in Bitcoin 5 years ago would have seen a 10-25 fold return on your money to between $300,000 and $750,000.

nah, if you bought it on credit it was almost certainly on gox and you lost it all

if by some miracle you dodged that the only ways to turn bitcoins into cash right now are a single shady bank in taiwan and circle/coinbase where you're limited to hundreds of dollars in cash withdrawals a week

or i guess you can meet someone at starbucks and get paid in gift cards

the talent deficit fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Jun 7, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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the talent deficit posted:

nah, if you bought it on credit it was almost certainly on gox and you lost it all

if by some miracle you dodged that the only ways to turn bitcoins into cash right now are a single shady bank in taiwan and circle/coinbase where you're limited to hundreds of dollars in cash withdrawals a week

or i guess you can meet someone at starbucks and get paid in gift cards

I'm not sure how most people do it, but I see bitcoin wallet xfers in a few accounts from time to time at my job. Only once has it ever lead to a restriction on the account and that was because of the amount that he transferred in (~800k). It may be extremely hard to sell because it's essentially a closed market, but there are some people that are cashing out.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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BWM, but good with paint choice. I love that shifting color paint. Reminds me of the 90's.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

BWM, but good with paint choice. I love that shifting color paint. Reminds me of the 90's.

Iridescence is great and I don't care how gaudy it makes everything look :colbert:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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:respek:

John Smith
Feb 26, 2015

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

22 Eargesplitten posted:

Yeah. The front range includes places like Denver and Boulder. He is in one of the cheapest parts of it, but I still wouldn't call it low CoL. Add the fact that his wife will probably have to quit working for a while, he's not going to be doing all that great. It might be one of the cheapest parts, but it also has a pretty bad job market unless you want to drive an hour to Denver every day. If he did, I guess within a few years he could be up to 70k+ which would be great for the area, but he would also never see his kid.

Also JFC people younger than me are intentionally having kids. Kids are BWM, join the no-spawn movement at r/childfree.
I get a lot of poo poo from this forum for this, but I wouldn't say that sacrificing yourself for your kid is necessarily bad. My grandparents went through quite a bit (as did my parents to a lesser extent), and we are all quite happy now. This is 100% conditional on it not being a stupid McMansion, of course. But really, a good school district is something I would value.

And I am sure his wife can provide all the love his children needs.



Higgy posted:

Take out a Horse Equinty Line of Credit and call the horse tow truck duh.
I would love to see a photoshop of a horse tow truck! What would that be like? A big rear end draft horse pulling along a tiny pony???

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Barry
Aug 1, 2003

Hardened Criminal
Remember when we started this new thread, all young and full of life, with the expectation that it would be a BWM only posting utopia? Moderation would be judicious, people wouldn't be dumbasses, life would be good. I miss those days.

https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/6ftcgb/36_on_my_own_finally_not_sure_how_to_fix_my_own/

quote:

Pretty sure the only solution to my problem is: "go find a second job and work two until everything is paid off and you have savings" but I'm going to ask anyway. I want to eventually stop renting, and have money to save for emergencies and retirement. AT this point I don't see it happening ever.

So firstly, I want to say that I've checked the "35-45?" on the sidebar, and none of that applies to me so I don't know where to look for advice. From the age of 21 up until last year, I was with my ex who had control of our finances. I was not allowed to touch them, but was given about $250 a month to pay for clothes, games, and the like, so I'm literally doing this for the first time since then, which is why the sidebar doesn't apply to me. I have no real estate, about $5000 in my retirement, and no idea what to do going forward. Before that, I lived with my mother and worked part time. This is the first time I've been on my own (pathetic, yes I know).

Income: $2020 a month (There is no advancement for my job, I'd have to get a degree to find another job and I can't do that)

Rent: $900 (850+ 30 cat + 20 water)
Insurance car+rental ins: $139
Car payment: $389 (This has been refinanced, and it's down from $465)
Food: $250 (includes pet stuff)
Phone: $45
Gas: $40-ish
Electric: $80-100
Credit cards: $110 ($35, $40, 35 one of these is down to $171, other $1200, last $1242)
Furniture: $65 ($775 left on this, when I left I had just clothes and had to buy everything)
Internet: $117 (Verizon screwed me big time on this. Was supposed to be $75 with taxes/fees/ everything but no matter how many times I fought, this is the only thing they would give me without charging me $350 in cancellation fee because "It was already put through".)
Medical: $80

Now the big issue is, I am going to have student loans smack me in the face soon. Unfortunately, even though I still don't have a degree, I can't put off paying this anymore so incoming an additional $300.

SO my question is, do you see any way out of this situation? I am already behind as it is, so, I'm not sure what to do to make my situation any better aside from either getting a personal loan to combine what's left of my furniture and credit cards into one smaller sum and free up $100 or so. That's all I got. Oh and to get a part time job. Other than that, I'm lost. Any advice? Oh also I use YNAB now, it's the only way I can keep myself from going more insane than I already am about this.

Edit: Also I don't know if this is debt or planning so I'll stick it in debt for now.

Edited edit: I also wanted to actually finish getting a degree, and work up to getting a bachelor's, but, considering I have no money and would have to pay for it with a personal loan of some sort, I don't think it's gonna happen ever but that is something I'd like.

OP bought a car that was 100%+ of their annual income.

quote:

The dumbest part, is we bought this car a year prior to me leaving him, so I'm literally just starting it AND my other car was paid off. I could have had a car right now with no car payment if I hadn't found my dream car for a good price and purchased it.

:shepspends:

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