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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Halisnacks posted:

One of the few things that has given me comfort throughout this campaign is that at least May is not made of teflon like Cameron. Criticism rarely stuck to him.

Also, a few articles popping up explaining the Lib Dem collapse as a result of them breaking their 2010 promises. This ideally is how politics should work, i.e. accountability for things you said you'd do, but is there a reason they got disproportionately hammered for breaking their promises? Was the tuition fees thing just extra salient? I remember reading sometime around the 2015 GE that they actually accomplished more of their manifesto in coalition than the Conservatives had.

What Digiwizzard said, but on top of these they both:

1. hosed up the coalition negotiations by offering to raise tuition fees when they promised they wouldn't, which was accepted by the Tories who then told them they would have accepted coalition without raising fees
2. Basically bet the house on a PR referendum only to get played by both Labour (who advocated a lovely form of PR that no-one wanted) and the Tories (who campaigned hard against PR) and so came away empty handed
3. Instead of pulling out of the coalition when it was clear they got played and limited their losses, they propped up the Tories for 5 full years while mewling that they "curbed the worst of the Tory excesses", while the evidence is that they bet everything on PR and either had no leverage to stop Tory cuts after that point or didn't use the leverage they had

They've now also totally hosed up the golden opportunity they had to bounce back, by making a timid gesture for a second referendum instead of a full-throated call to Remain and making the case for internationalism in the vein of Macron. I honestly think they will lose seats overall this election and permanently get replaced by Labour as the second party in a lot of the constituencies they've vacated.

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Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
The main wild card now is there's no party that speaks for the significant chunk of the electorate that thinks Europe is, overall, mostly Cool and Good and they supports internationalism and international cooperation and all that other Macron-esque stuff. There's a big hole in British politics that no-one is (yet) trying to fill.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Just discovered a neat picture that could be used in many different ways:

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


josh04 posted:

I mean, so's racism but that doesn't automatically mean it's good if you do it.

Getting rid of Abbott, for reasons of either illness or chronic incompetence isn't necessarily related to race or racism, but probably more due to illness or chronic incompetence.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Zephro posted:

The main wild card now is there's no party that speaks for the significant chunk of the electorate that thinks Europe is, overall, mostly Cool and Good and they supports internationalism and international cooperation and all that other Macron-esque stuff. There's a big hole in British politics that no-one is (yet) trying to fill.

that was the lib dems big plan and look at how its gone

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Junior G-man posted:

Getting rid of Abbott, for reasons of either illness or chronic incompetence isn't necessarily related to race or racism, but probably more due to illness or chronic incompetence.

I think if they're saying it's illness that'd be an outrageous story to make up, so it's probably that. Just saying that it being a 'vote winner' shouldn't be a good enough reason on its own to start throwing your black female MPs under a bus.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

josh04 posted:

I think if they're saying it's illness that'd be an outrageous story to make up, so it's probably that. Just saying that it being a 'vote winner' shouldn't be a good enough reason on its own to start throwing your black female MPs under a bus.

MP (singular). Abbott has failed spectacularly in almost every media appearance since being made Shadow Home Secretary and that role, because of the recent attacks is incredibly important for being seen as credible.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
Even your black female MPs have to meet a minimum standard of competency and dianne abbot was visibly struggling to reach it,

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

The Prime Minister is visibly struggling to reach it.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

It doesn't apply to tories/the rich.

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeDMPkBXMpY

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
Abbot doesn't impress me one bit, so I'd be glad if Corbyn just replaces her with someone else.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

josh04 posted:

The Prime Minister is visibly struggling to reach it.

I think Corbyn would like to remove her from her position also. The sexist.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
Lyn Brown once charged into a blind man and his guide dog at portcullis house and then said "for fucks sake get out of my way".

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

Aaaagh just thought I'd express my pain and confusion at voting snp and in so doing decided gently caress it I'm voting corbyn not Scotlab and I don't care if Dugdale takes the credit.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

I kind of want the SNP to get all the seats in Scotland, just to deny them to the Tories.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Jose posted:

that was the lib dems big plan and look at how its gone
Their big plan was another referendum which isn't quite the same thing. Maybe as the consequences of Brexit start becoming clearer some people will start saying "actually let's just forget the whole thing," but hope is a lie etc and we'll just double down on the Juche.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
One N, two Ts. Thanks all.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


I've not seen anyone writing Nnutal in this thread?

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

We're hosed.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Shame to see Abbott go in some ways - by all accounts she's a good local MP and backbencher, not everyone is cut out for the spotlight. She's also a socialist and black woman and parliament could use more of both. I won't miss her interviews too much but I hope her health recovers.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

big scary monsters posted:

Shame to see Abbott go in some ways - by all accounts she's a good local MP and backbencher, not everyone is cut out for the spotlight. She's also a socialist and black woman and parliament could use more of both. I won't miss her interviews too much but I hope her health recovers.

Whose accounts? I know people who've worked with her directly in Hackney and to a person say that she is if anything more inept in person than she's appeared in this campaign. AFAIK the elected mayor of Hackney literally refuses to be in a room with her.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/872069567622807553

And yeah, I hope Diane Abbott's health isn't actually too bad. But at the same time, removing her from Shadow Home Sec is undeniably a good move that should have happened some time ago

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Miftan posted:

Like most traditions it has outlived its usefulness and should be destroyed since it's stupid and is actively making things more difficult for a lot of people. Either that or make it a national holiday where nobody works.

a national holiday where nobody works would massively reduce turnout on account of there being no public transport, no shops open, etc

this is a nonsense suggestion that's only ever brought up by people with cushy 9-5 office jobs who want a day's skive. there's no evidence whatsoever that DNV is driven by a lack of access to the polls in the 21st century UK.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Zephro posted:

The main wild card now is there's no party that speaks for the significant chunk of the electorate that thinks Europe is, overall, mostly Cool and Good and they supports internationalism and international cooperation and all that other Macron-esque stuff. There's a big hole in British politics that no-one is (yet) trying to fill.
Nobody's trying to fill it because that hole is basically British politics 1992-2015, which it's fair to say we've had enough of given the Lib Dems are those politics and are polling at about 10% of the vote or less.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jose posted:

that was the lib dems big plan and look at how its gone

That was what everyone assumed the Lib Dems would do, but as per usual they couldn't bear sticking to an actual, principled ideological position and instead meekly triangulated to the middle when it looked like people were getting more used to the idea of Brexit after A50 was triggered, inadvertently killing themselves in the process.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

josh04 posted:

I think if they're saying it's illness that'd be an outrageous story to make up, so it's probably that. Just saying that it being a 'vote winner' shouldn't be a good enough reason on its own to start throwing your black female MPs under a bus.

I don't care about pronouns or skin colour, Abbot was awful.

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro

Cerv posted:

a national holiday where nobody works would massively reduce turnout on account of there being no public transport, no shops open, etc

this is a nonsense suggestion that's only ever brought up by people with cushy 9-5 office jobs who want a day's skive. there's no evidence whatsoever that DNV is driven by a lack of access to the polls in the 21st century UK.

Or you know, you could just pay workers more on those days and have them vote early or by postal ballot.

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/872389880038469633

Ron Paul would be proud

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Makes sense, Corbyn is an Arsenal fan.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

MikeCrotch posted:

That was what everyone assumed the Lib Dems would do, but as per usual they couldn't bear sticking to an actual, principled ideological position and instead meekly triangulated to the middle when it looked like people were getting more used to the idea of Brexit after A50 was triggered, inadvertently killing themselves in the process.
Inadvertently Killing Themselves in the Process - The Tim Farron Story

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

kustomkarkommando posted:

For the record you can get estimated times each seat will declare here: http://election.pressassociation.com/Declaration_times/general_2017_by_time.php

Early results being singled out to watch to see if the YouGov model is lining up are Battersea at 1:00am (currently held with a 15.6% Tory majority but which YouGov are projecting will flip Labour) and at 2:00am Bury North (which the Tories hold with only 300 odd votes but no UKIP candidate is in the running and they got about 12% of the vote last time, YouGov projecting a Labour gain) and Thurrock (held by the Tories with only 500 odd votes but UKIP got 31.7% here in 2015, YouGov again projecting Labour gain).

If those results don't go the way YouGov are projecting the model may be a bit off

Couple of pages back, but why do some constituencies take so long? Berwick-upon-Tweed, Blyth Valley and Wansbeck need to pull their loving finger out. 12pm? Its the drat apocalypse sort it out guys.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Cerv posted:

a national holiday where nobody works would massively reduce turnout on account of there being no public transport, no shops open, etc

this is a nonsense suggestion that's only ever brought up by people with cushy 9-5 office jobs who want a day's skive. there's no evidence whatsoever that DNV is driven by a lack of access to the polls in the 21st century UK.

Oh sorry, I meant more like Sunday times, I guess? Maybe shops open at 10-11 instead? Where all non-essential work is paused but obviously public transport and such are on. That's how it's done in Israel and it seems to work pretty well. Last election turnout was 72.3% though obviously there are other factors.
I can see how it would harm the people who need every shift to make ends meet though, so it might not be the best idea. Any reason not to just move it to saturday or Sunday?

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eb25l1BkyM

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Baron Corbyn posted:

An interesting note on Survation's polling. They're the only polling company not to have changed their methodology since the 2015 election which you might think doesn't bode well for Labour. However, their final poll for the 2015 election suggested the Tories would get 37% and Labour would get 31% which they didn't publish because it was so off base compared to everyone else that they though it was wrong.

Just throwing that out there for you people suffering from excess hope.

Where did you read this?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Cerv posted:

a national holiday where nobody works would massively reduce turnout on account of there being no public transport, no shops open, etc

this is a nonsense suggestion that's only ever brought up by people with cushy 9-5 office jobs who want a day's skive. there's no evidence whatsoever that DNV is driven by a lack of access to the polls in the 21st century UK.

There's no evidence that it would decrease turnout, but it does appear that weekend voting being adopted doesn't increase turnout within a country.

That article has an interesting point about automatic/polling day registration though - i've met a few people who said they now want to vote Labour this election but didn't get round to it for whatever reason and really regret it.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mugsbaloney posted:

Aaaagh just thought I'd express my pain and confusion at voting snp and in so doing decided gently caress it I'm voting corbyn not Scotlab and I don't care if Dugdale takes the credit.

This is what I was talking about when I expressed my worries at Labour splitting the vote in Scotland.

Remember: A vote for ScotLab is a vote for Dugdale, not for Corbyn.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Lord of the Llamas posted:

Where did you read this?

They did a blog post on it after the election: http://survation.com/snatching-defeat-from-the-jaws-of-victory/

I only saw it this morning myself after reading this article by Nate Silver: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/are-the-u-k-polls-skewed/

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Cerv posted:

a national holiday where nobody works would massively reduce turnout on account of there being no public transport, no shops open, etc

this is a nonsense suggestion that's only ever brought up by people with cushy 9-5 office jobs who want a day's skive. there's no evidence whatsoever that DNV is driven by a lack of access to the polls in the 21st century UK.

Yeah, polls are open for 15 hours and the polling stations are rarely more than a short trip from someone's house apart from in the most rural of locations, and for those who really genuinely can't make it there's postal voting. There are lots of issues with the way we practice democracy in the UK but access to it isn't one.

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Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

https://twitter.com/chunkymark/status/872393281606385664

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