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Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


Ha. I thought you were making an Aldi joke, of that maybe NY got the first US Lidl.

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Caufman
May 7, 2007

proof of concept posted:

my money is still on "the only way trump leaves office early is a fat heart attack"

It has to happen at Mar a Lago or else he'll haunt the White House.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Woke up, had a Trump Laugh with my coffee :haw::coffee:

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Professor Shark posted:

Woke up, had a Trump Laugh with my covfefe :haw::coffee:

Caufman
May 7, 2007
You all are making me chuckle sensibly over here.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



The best part of wak-in' up is something that the President and a small circle of friends understands in your cup!

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

I'm waiting for the day when someone arrested for leaking secrets has only "the president is a retarded piss baby" on their twitter which has to be quoted by news agencies

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I can't wait for

https://www.pornjub.com to be accidentally tweeted by Trump. Now that tweets are official statements

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Jestery posted:

I can't wait for

https://www.pornjub.com to be accidentally tweeted by Trump. Now that tweets are official statements

lol if you think Donald J. Trump can still get his shriveled little dick up or that anything but dust comes out of his dried out nuts

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

lol if you think Donald J. Trump can still get his shriveled little dick up or that anything but dust comes out of his dried out nuts

We have to keep our accusations straight. Donald likes to watch. He likes to watch cable news porn, he likes to watch girls peeing on things the Obamas have touched, and he likes to watch a little porn jub. He's not a do-er. He's not even a wanker.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Caufman posted:

We have to keep our accusations straight. Donald likes to watch.
He likes to watch cable news porn, he likes to watch girls peeing on things the Obamas have touched, and he likes to watch a little porn jub.
He's not a do-er. He's not even a wanker.

Finite energy and all that jazz.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Avirosb posted:

Finite energy and all that jizz.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Caufman posted:

Finite energy and all that piss.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Well played.

Ultimately you earned more lols, but I alone can be president of this thread.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Caufman posted:

Well played.

Ultimately you earned more lols, but I alone can be president of this thread.

Like the orb, we've come full circle.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Avirosb posted:

Like the orb, we've come full circlejerk

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

Avirosb posted:

Like the orb, we've come full circle.
:orb:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes


It's not a proper circlejerk without a ménage à trois.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Ha. I thought you were making an Aldi joke, of that maybe NY got the first US Lidl.

(Wrong poster; I just hijacked his answer)

I wonder what wacky hijinks our President, Donald Trump (lol), will get into today!

Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Jun 7, 2017

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


I wonder if Eric Trump likes Huey Lewis and Genesis

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

The president turns 71 on June 14th

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Happy birthday, to even the haters and losers, on June 14th!

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/872419018799550464

let's see if the DUMBocrats hold this nomination up too. OBSTRUCTIONISTAS!

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

Maybe russian piss is what charges D.T's finite energy.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Nooooooooooo not my god emperor!

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
James Comey is my friend and will post the piss tape tomorrow

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Plavski posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/872419018799550464

let's see if the DUMBocrats hold this nomination up too. OBSTRUCTIONISTAS!

I bet there's no way this can go...


...awry.

:smugdon:

Les Affaires
Nov 15, 2004

lilljonas posted:

I bet there's no way this can go...


...awry.

:smugdon:

How could it? Everybody loves Wray, man

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
Now that I was forced to make a Twitter account and thus comments are loading, I can see all the people screaming into the dark at the PotUS. I was surprised that even Lowtax was doing this. Lol at these people wasting their time. Or does dolan sometimes respond?

By the way, how do comments retweets (?) get sorted? I've seen Hank Green and a few other names show up more often than I would expect if it were just chronological.

ricro
Dec 22, 2008

Shadow0 posted:

Now that I was forced to make a Twitter account and thus comments are loading, I can see all the people screaming into the dark at the PotUS. I was surprised that even Lowtax was doing this. Lol at these people wasting their time. Or does dolan sometimes respond?

It's better now that there are bots upvoting all the conservative replies, you get to see a lot more fun troll-bickering. It used to be all ~~Resistance~~ posts.

Obviously he doesn't respond, but I'm sure he occasionally, at least accidentally, sees some of it. It IS the only app on his phone

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/872415347386830848


quote:

In a statement Tuesday, Pyongyang said Washington's move represented "the height of egoism and moral vacuum seeking only their own well-being, even at the cost of the entire planet."

The selfish act of the US does not only have grave consequences for the international efforts to protect the environment, but poses great danger to other areas as well," a spokesman for the North Korean Ministry of Foreign Affairs said, according to state news agency KCNA.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Want approvals.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

We gravely condemn the cowardly acts of American dogs with their disregard for the environment!

*blows up nukes underground*

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004


In the year of our lol 2017 North Korea has the moral high ground when compared to the U.S. regarding climate policy. I want off Mr trumphs wild ride.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



North Korea be talkin' poo poo and you want some approvals.

Also, a source that wishes to remain anonymous confirms that D-Titty's idea of "impeccable credentials" are:

- Can wipe one's own rear end
- Knows one's ABCs
- Would be viewed as an "okay guy" by Jeff Sessions
- Can falsify FitBit reports

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ1omhqOYeQ

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I wonder how far down the list ol' D Minus got before he found an FBI director who never talked poo poo about him and would sign a loyalty oath.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
What are the odds we're talking about that Donald Trump denies everything Comey says?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I really hope the north Koreans get under his skin and he starts a Twitter beef. Would be pretty hmbol seeing public mud slinging between two countries

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Teikanmi posted:

What are the odds we're talking about that Donald Trump denies everything Comey says?

What are the odds he denies them over Twitter.

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