Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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Xander77: Apr 6, 2009; Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.

Time for blah second favorite Israeli blah blah the usual:

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"One of mine, or one of yours?"
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"B-but, I've been doing this for years!"
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 12:53

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# ? May 14, 2024 04:30

SwitchbladeKult: Apr 4, 2012; "The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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That is some top shelf grade hypocrisy there! Has Trump caused conservatives to just given up on trying to not appear like giant hypocritics?

# ? Jun 7, 2017 13:04

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

vilkacis posted:

Not the highest quality, but

(Used the avatars of the people with the highest post counts.)

If I wasn't already running late for work, I'd turn the wolf's head into Pants Donkey's.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 13:07

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

The only moral violence is my violence.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 13:10

Starshark: Dec 22, 2005; Doctor Rope

Vib Rib posted:

I had no idea Australian minimum wage was so much higher than American minimum wage.

YEAH BUT YOU GOTTA PAY TWENTY BUCKS FOR A STEAK is what I hear some Americans say.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 13:10

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Telnaes tries out her caricature of new White House spokesthing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 13:49

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

vilkacis posted:

Not the highest quality, but

(Used the avatars of the people with the highest post counts.)

Perfect, exactly as envisioned :golfclap:

# ? Jun 7, 2017 14:03

Technowolf: Nov 4, 2009

# ? Jun 7, 2017 14:20

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

# ? Jun 7, 2017 14:38

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

I love that last one. :allears:

I'll never know how these people get so clever and why conservative cartoonists can't do the same.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 14:45

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Ularg posted:

I love that last one.

I'll never know how these people get so clever and why conservative cartoonists can't do the same.

It's because they're conservative clever, which means "Take that libtards"

# ? Jun 7, 2017 14:51

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Ularg posted:

I love that last one.

I'll never know how these people get so clever and why conservative cartoonists can't do the same.

The prerequisite to be a conservative is to be brain-dead stupid and utterly disconnected from reality. If you aren't both of these things, you cannot stay a conservative.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 15:05

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/reginapolice/status/872205104329269249

# ? Jun 7, 2017 15:07

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Avirosb posted:

Not really relevant but I took a look at Ben's Patreon page and

Ben Garrison's Patreon posted:

Alex Jone.

lol being proud of knowing Cernovich sure is something

# ? Jun 7, 2017 15:20

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

vilkacis posted:

Not the highest quality, but

(Used the avatars of the people with the highest post counts.)

# ? Jun 7, 2017 15:30

SwitchbladeKult: Apr 4, 2012; "The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

vilkacis posted:

Not the highest quality, but

(Used the avatars of the people with the highest post counts.)

The competition for the gay abortions is going to be fierce this year!

# ? Jun 7, 2017 16:07

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Crybaby Dems are losers and dumb, and are totally getting their rear end kicked by Trump, who is smart and wise but sometimes tweets too much. Also PC is the worst thing about modern society, and I'm offended about Kathy Griffin.

There, wingnut cartoonists. Take the month off.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 16:12

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Wistful of Dollars posted:

https://twitter.com/reginapolice/status/872205104329269249

quotin" dis

# ? Jun 7, 2017 16:21

Trogdos!: Jul 11, 2009; A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Kirschen posted:

The Sunni/Shia War in the Middle East seems about to explode
Labels: Assad, Egypt, Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran, isis, Kurds, Middle East, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Shia, Sunni, War

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-40173553

# ? Jun 7, 2017 16:21

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

Trogdos! posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-40173553

Next panel: "Oh, snap, it's fuckin Hitler. Act cool..."

# ? Jun 7, 2017 16:34

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Yes, Stiglich, pray tell what people should do when they have every reason to believe that the attackers were wearing suicide vests.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 16:48

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

Regalingualius posted:

Yes, Stiglich, pray tell what people should do when they have every reason to believe that the attackers were wearing suicide vests.

"Die so I can use your deaths to further my political agenda"

# ? Jun 7, 2017 16:50

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

The right has gone so nutty that "if you are under attack, call the cops" has become a politically charged statement to them rather than good advice.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 16:53

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

Let's be honest, it's because a "DIRTY LIBERAL" said it. If the left started to pick up the NRA mantras they'd start taking shots at dems for wanting people to protect themselves.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 17:21

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Pakled posted:

The right has gone so nutty that "if you are under attack, call the cops" has become a politically charged statement to them rather than good advice.

In America, you wouldn't call the cops, because America is a free country and therefore every free citizen is constantly toting a dozen heavy caliber machine-guns with which they would shoot the bad guys instead of being effete liberal wimps who call the cops.

In fact, America doesn't even have cops anyway. Instead, there are Forced Labor Recruiters who are tasked with putting Black people in work camps that are called "prison" to get away with a legal loophole in the abolition of slavery.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 17:25

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Pakled posted:

The right has gone so nutty that "if you are under attack, call the cops" has become a politically charged statement to them rather than good advice.

Not only advice, but advice they themselves dole out. See a black person walking around? Call the cops.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 17:29

Jethro: Jun 1, 2000; I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!

Vib Rib posted:

I had no idea Australian minimum wage was so much higher than American minimum wage.

For comparison purposes, this is about US$12.63 by PPP, or US$13.86 at current conversion rates. So, it's a lot higher than the current US Federal ($7.25), and at least a dollar higher than any state minimum ($11.50 in DC, 6 states between $10 and $11).

# ? Jun 7, 2017 17:39

Angular Cyrus: May 29, 2007; everything is so much harder than it looks

Way beaten, but I had to look at a Garrison for longer than anyone should to do this, so here it is anyway

# ? Jun 7, 2017 17:46

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

The... the cartoonists do realize that the London Terrorists were naturally born citizens correct?

# ? Jun 7, 2017 17:49

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

ratbert90 posted:

The... the cartoonists do realize that the London Terrorists were naturally born citizens correct?

Of course they do. Their solution is the internment/deportation/genocide of all muslims.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 17:52

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

vilkacis posted:

Not the highest quality, but

(Used the avatars of the people with the highest post counts.)

Aw, I shouldn't have gone to bed instead of finishing mine.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 17:56

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

ratbert90 posted:

The... the cartoonists do realize that the London Terrorists were naturally born citizens correct?

Cartoonists are not bright people.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 17:59

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Half the year has already passed and I'll soon be making this year's Gay Abortions Mid-Term Repository so that ya'll can get some cartoons set aside for the end of the year. I will be using the standard general categories of

Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy

Worst Obituary Cartoon

Worst Caricature

Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon

Worst Cartoon about a Movie

Worst Label

Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism) in a Cartoon

Least Concealed Bigotry (LGBT) in a Cartoon

Laziest Non-Gorrell Cartoon

Most Easily Reinterpreted

Overall Worst Political Cartoon

Best Edit/Parody

I am also thinking of splitting Least Concealed Bigotry up yet again and adding Least Concealed Bigotry (Islamophobia) to take them out of Least Concealed Bigotry (Racism)

Is there any specific categories or general changes anyone would like to suggest? I'll be busy through the weekend but try to have the thread up by Sunday or Monday.

Angular Cyrus posted:

Way beaten, but I had to look at a Garrison for longer than anyone should to do this, so here it is anyway

This is beautiful.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 17:59

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Also found a quality comment on this letter (along with others from the same 5 people I want to find and kick them in the balls)
http://www.post-gazette.com/opinion/letters/2017/06/07/Terrorists-are-not-part-of-true-Islam-which-teaches-love/stories/201706070111

Will Price posted:

Ben Garrison is a great cartoonist. The PG should fire Rodgers and hire Ben.

http://grrrgraphics.com/cartoonblog/death-by-political-correctness

# ? Jun 7, 2017 18:02

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

Nosfereefer posted:

Holy gently caress is Blekkulf Swedish? Is there a single cultural figure in Norway that's NOT shamelessly stolen from Sweden or Denmark?

I am fairly sure Blekkulf is norwegian, the author was.

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/chuckwoolery/status/871756684447895554

"when he himself is made of carbon!"

You are mostly made of water, so I am not drowning you.

Rincewinds fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Jun 7, 2017

# ? Jun 7, 2017 18:04

gardenald: Jul 23, 2007; In the end, it comes down to throwing one pitch after another, and seeing what happens. With each new consequence, the game begins to take shape.

Angular Cyrus posted:

Way beaten, but I had to look at a Garrison for longer than anyone should to do this, so here it is anyway

my god

# ? Jun 7, 2017 18:09

Trogdos!: Jul 11, 2009; A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Angular Cyrus posted:

Best Edit category is going to be crazy hard to choose this year.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 18:09

Flaskraven: Nov 20, 2012; I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.

Infowars had a very special guest on, Ben Garrison:
https://twitter.com/infowars/status/872219060192157696

Choice quote: My cartoons are a form of a visual rant.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 18:22

Pentaro: May 5, 2013

Flaskraven posted:

Infowars had a very special guest on, Ben Garrison:
https://twitter.com/infowars/status/872219060192157696

Choice quote: My cartoons are a form of a visual rant.

That sounds like a markov chain output.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 18:28

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SwitchbladeKult: Apr 4, 2012; "The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

vilkacis posted:

Angular Cyrus posted:

These should both be added to the OP.

# ? Jun 7, 2017 18:43

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