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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

mcmagic posted:

They were a soft, gutless team last year as I'm sure you know. I'm fine with some people getting punched in the face.

https://vine.co/v/5FQH9FO3nIY/embed/simple

Wow, I always thought that was the moment every defender dreamed of.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

MacheteZombie posted:

Wow, I always thought that was the moment every defender dreamed of.
A lot of people were very disappointed that he did not get lit the gently caress up.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

mcmagic posted:

They were a soft, gutless team last year as I'm sure you know. I'm fine with some people getting punched in the face.

https://vine.co/v/5FQH9FO3nIY/embed/simple
I blame Brady's dreamy eyes

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
The Jets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEEyijiTW-I

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




https://twitter.com/Andy_Benoit/status/872466647075897344

Geno Smith

Pros: Definitely won't be distracted by charity endeavors
Cons: Loses locker room confrontations to random UDFA's.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

If you are just scrolling through this thread, this is a fake Schefter tweet embedded in this post.

I only posted it because I am marveling that someone would go through the trouble of creating such a convincing fake in order to break such a banal fake story.

https://twitter.com/adamschefiter/status/872267169081565186

e: Oh, I guess this is why.

https://twitter.com/Jwillpart2/status/872474626181533696

fsif fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jun 7, 2017

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



drat russians hacking into our espn.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Kalli posted:

https://twitter.com/Andy_Benoit/status/872466647075897344

Geno Smith

Pros: Definitely won't be distracted by charity endeavors
Cons: Loses locker room confrontations to random UDFA's.

Lol I thought he was pulling poo poo out of his rear end BEFORE...woof!

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

the gently caress, the Chiefs wouldn't have paid him 4.5M?

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Julian Edelman confirms Papa Gino's supremacy with special guest douche Guy Fieri.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000813353/article/edelman-reviews-new-england-pizza-with-guy-fieri

Papa John's can eat a buffet of dead dog dicks.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

the cowboys going from rolando mcclain to daryl washington would be funny but not so much if he's any good

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

No Butt Stuff posted:

the gently caress, the Chiefs wouldn't have paid him 4.5M?

Not according to the cap wizard I just listened to.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/06/07/odell-beckham-blocked-us-on-twitter/

lol

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

No Butt Stuff posted:

the gently caress, the Chiefs wouldn't have paid him 4.5M?

fsif posted:

If you are just scrolling through this thread, this is a fake Schefter tweet embedded in this post.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Kalli posted:

https://twitter.com/Andy_Benoit/status/872466647075897344

Geno Smith

Pros: Definitely won't be distracted by charity endeavors
Cons: Loses locker room confrontations to random UDFA's.

I don't normally care that much about pundit rankings, but Andy Benoit goes to great lengths to establish himself as a great watcher of film and he has so many hacky takes.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004


you're a fake adam schefter tweet

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



fsif posted:

I don't normally care that much about pundit rankings, but Andy Benoit goes to great lengths to establish himself as a great watcher of film and he has so many hacky takes.

I mean that entire list is hilarious, from Moore and Garoppolo on down, but my god, Geno Smith.

Like how badly do you have to lie to yourself to argue for Geno over Kaepernick on or off the field?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mariota wants some of that Wilson robot man cash

https://twitter.com/JasonWolf/status/872275305502822400

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Kalli posted:

Mariota wants some of that Wilson robot man cash

https://twitter.com/JasonWolf/status/872275305502822400

He has actual likability tho

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I don't trust Italians that don't drink wine.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Unless I'm missing :thejoke: he's Samoan and German. Although I don't trust any Samoan football players who are aren't 300 lbs or any Germans who don't drink beer.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jun 7, 2017

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/teddyb_h2o/status/872252069520052224

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/jasonlieser/status/872495696028459008


nothing says color rush like white!!

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

It's the best color. The superior color.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Lies, there's a water cooler just off-camera.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

God, why have you forsaken me??!

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Replace color watch with jerseys made of the material that their teams mascot is. Dolphins wear dolphin leather jerseys. Vikings wear human skin. Jets wear metal hunks fit jerseys.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
As much as I'd like to see molten steel poured on the Steelers and the Patriots all thrown in jail for mass killing bald eagles, Native Americans have already suffered enough.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Real one this time.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/872513636798955521

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Adding a guy who would punch a teammate in the face should change things.

Wait a sec...

Anyone Steve Smith punches had it coming.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The new Chargers radio team will be Matt Smith and Nick Hardwick.

Josh Lewin :(

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Nothing rushes from colors like white.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chichevache posted:

Nothing rushes from colors like white.
:perfect:

Veshpo
May 23, 2016

a neat cape posted:

The new Chargers radio team will be Matt Smith and Nick Hardwick.

Josh Lewin :(

Bring him back to the Rangers tv broadcast please

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Chichevache posted:

Nothing rushes from colors like white.

Bwahahahahaha savage.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/872472256076808193

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Which is hilarious because of how often Alex Smith seemed to be running for his life (out of a clean pocket).

e: I have no reason to believe Mahomes won't do this too, just that he'll throw farther down the field after scampering away from nothing.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
The Chiefs OL is in a weird place where it is a good pass blocking unit but terrible at run blocking. I blame Andy Reid's love for smaller quicker linemen

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Veshpo posted:

Bring him back to the Rangers tv broadcast please

Doesn't he do Mets games?

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Veshpo
May 23, 2016

a neat cape posted:

Doesn't he do Mets games?

It's possible, I've lost track of his gigs since the Rangers canned him. I guess he was been doing Chargers games when he was still with the Rangers.

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