Guavanaut posted:

Guavanaut posted:

Dabir posted:

"I could do whatever the gently caress I like and at worst those stupid bastards will still give me a majority."

AnEndcat posted:

I wonder what she's thinking now?

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Decency's Rebuke

England is so loving great, for Tudor, Bard, Brunel, Watt.
And all those other shining stars, 'mongst whom you're counted not.
And were that not enough to say, further truths you should hear:
Those stars'd never call you friend; you're everything they'd loathe and fear.
You'd never have their daughters, not without some bitter curse.
To take 'em by the hand or oval office, they could picture nothing worse.
You'd sit not at their tables, nor stand beside to meekly serve.
They'd think to be among them, is more than scum like you deserve.
Then strange to hold so very high, those who would not give a gently caress.
All in all it's quite akin, the psyche of some useless cuck.
He whose chest does puff with pride, when some better takes his wife.
And as he watches idly by, she gets the dicking of her life.
Or perhaps you're of the sort, who love to suck another's cock.
Like those you'd label "human being" and, take every chance to cruelly mock.
Hark unto this herald though, you're not yet loving dead.
Time remains for your redeem; start by blaming none instead.
To own the failings of one's life, and thereby take control.
All that has befallen you is not for friend of the family, Paki, Pole.
They came and did what you will not, and many lived the life of slave.
Sure there's shits among 'em, but mostly they behave.
Compare to those before; there is but very little harm.
All the changes now about, no cause for so much mad alarm.
For Roman, Viking, Saxon, Norman, whom you purebloods now acclaim,
Were such who did once conquer here; rape and pillage, murder, maim.
And all that you hold dear, everything you speak and do
Was to natives of the past, frightening, foreign, new.
So put aside that worded flag; 'tis only yours through fluke.
From such begins the end, of Decency's rebuke.
And as you higher climb, you'll soon forget the hate.
And some day it may be for you that England is so loving great.

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Amity Remains

Some men build a bridge, and others build a wall.
Pity you the latter; their world is oh so loving small.
Their minds are but a ghetto, full of hate and fear.
All that is unlike, they wish would swiftly disappear.
Their only source of joy: that things should be the same.
If life should not deliver, it's always someone else to blame.
They look to very long ago, and (only) in their dreams they fly.
Some place that won't return; a time that passed the bastards by.
And more, they'll never see nor care, that most is better now.
All the rights and freedoms; none compelled to kneel or bow.
For in their heart of hearts, in dark and secret fantasies,
They yearn to subjugate, to do to others as they please.
They think they would be lords, men of great import,
Striding over lowly serfs; staples of some royal court.
Or else they would be knights, defenders of the realm,
From all those foreign hands, (ignoring such sat at the helm).
But here's the bitter truth for them who think they'd matter more,
If only we'd go back to when, most of us were wretched poor:
You're a no-one here and now, you'd be a no-one there and then.
And all the walls that your kind build, they are the mark of lesser men.
Leave the Earth itself you may, your failings will pursue and catch.
All your unachievements, they are the itch you cannot scratch.
So glorify a while, you men, but know the future is not yours.
Generations still to come will seize it from your poison claws.
And the bridges that you burnt, all your sorry loving gains,
Will in the end amount to naught, for ever amity remains.

Kurtofan posted:

that mac toon

Cloud Potato posted:

Bonus! Financial Review:

Fans posted:

Here's a few from across the world because I'm laughing hard. Don't ask which papers, I've no idea.

Jos Collignon


Tom Janssen


Sabin Nazir


Christo Komarnitski


Joep Bertrams


Arend Van Dam

Cloud Potato posted:

Sunday Telegraph:

Kurtofan posted:

i really hope david squires does one for the resutls.

Kurtofan posted:

i really hope david squires does one for the resutls.

Fans posted:

C'mon Squires don't let us down.

goatface posted:

The perspective on them knives & grindstones.

Fans posted:

Independant


I love it.

Fans posted:

Independant


I love it.

Discendo Vox posted:

Could someone explain the depiction of the DUP/orangemen as a horse?

goatface posted:

Was there a Telegraph cartoon today?

Ewan posted:

Can anyone explain the Bell giant pants one?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If..._(comic) posted:

John Major, who began appearing with underpants on the outside of the trousers of his suit, when it was claimed that he tucked his shirt into them. Bell referred to this as "the badge of an essentially crap Superman". (Ironically, this report turned out to have been false, having been made up by Alastair Campbell during his late days on the Daily Mirror[1]. Nevertheless, it fitted popular perceptions of Major's naive suburban incompetence so well that many people today still believe it to be true.)