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HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

This would make a wicked game, 6 guys against one shapeshifter who can kill you by jumping out of walls. Edit:the only way to kill the shapeshifter is to blow the place to poo poo until there's nowhere left for him to hide.

Sounds like a Space Station 13 shapeshifter round, except less hapless assistants left welded into lockers in dark maintenance accessways

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VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



The Witcher 3's usually pretty stable,but sometimes magical things happen:

Ben Carsons Ghost
Oct 27, 2007

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

Any 3d artists wanna share approximately how long it was

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Who What Now posted:

Modelling is the easy part. Animating took an entire team months of work to accomplish.

Consider that someone had to playtest the dong physics. Someone had to spend literal hours, possibly tens of hours, walking around nude watching dicks of various lengths flop around just to see if they would spaz out and break the game by stretching to infinity or whatever. That was somebody's job. They got paid to do that.

What a wonderful world we live in.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I see dicks in the breeze,
red boners too.
I see them bloom,
for me and you.
And I think to myself,
what a wonderful world.

I see balls of blue,
And buns of white.
The buck naked gay,
Flopping out of his tights.
And I think to myself,
What a wonderful world.

The colors of the rainbow,
So pretty in the sky.
Are also on the faces,
Of people going by,
I see dongs in the sands.
Saying, "How do you do?"
They're really saying,
"I'd gently caress you".

I see penises and thighs,
I watch them grow,
They'll grow much more,
Than mine will, I know.
And I think to myself,
What a wonderful world.

Yes, I think to myself,
What a wonderful world.

Oh yeah.
:pervert:

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



VolticSurge posted:

The Witcher 3's usually pretty stable,but sometimes magical things happen:


Same but with guards in blackface.



e: May as well throw in some more while I'm at it.




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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I think I had posted this one in here already but just in case and since we're on the topic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR6dqUWWAiI

E: I should try fixing the audio some day.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
My wife is playing The Gamecube Harvest Moon and she had a cow disappear on her. She can't feed it because she can't interact with it. The only reason she knows it still exists is because it shows up in her roster menu. She could sell it from the roster but she didn't in the hope that it would un-glitch and appear one day. It didn't, and got sick from malnutrition instead. Now she can't sell it because it's sick, and she still can't interact with it to give it food or medicine. This is particularly sad because this is a game where you literally have to hug chickens and cows to keep them alive.

Also, the cow was only a day old before it began it's existential nightmare journey.

My wife is now waiting for the calf to die. It's the only thing that will free up that spot in the roster.

:negative:

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Truly a sad fate. I hope she'll be able to moove on.

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

And given the game, when it dies everyone will bitch her out for it despite it being beyond her control.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
That sounds like a veal bad glitch.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Robindaybird posted:

And given the game, when it dies everyone will bitch her out for it despite it being beyond her control.

I never had an animal die in the GameCube games, but I know that in FoMT you had a scene at the local cemetery where you'd be low-key insulted for allowing an animal to die. Even if it was at the end of it's life.

Runcible Spoon
Sep 20, 2012








When Payday 2 breaks, it tends to break graphically. In both senses of the word. edit: added a few more

Runcible Spoon has a new favorite as of 22:02 on May 2, 2017

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:



Zigglers only regret is that he has boneitis.

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Runcible Spoon posted:









When Payday 2 breaks, it tends to break graphically. In both senses of the word. edit: added a few more

Wow the hud has changed

Runcible Spoon
Sep 20, 2012

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

Wow the hud has changed

That'd be a mod I was using at the time, sorry. I promise the glitches have nothing to do with that, though--Payday 2 has some really weird problems with graphics and ragdolls and I'm not sure why.



Or it might be that I just wind up getting a lot of glitches. See Fallout 4.







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Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
So a buddy was playing through Sam and Max and streaming it. For some reason the credits were just completely broken.

Things would just randomly load and unload. NPCs would turn into slendermans. It was weird.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

I was playing Dissidia 012 and had an enemy fuse into a wall on the Final Fantasy 13 stage. He couldn't hit me but I could hit him although it was a nightmare actually finishing the fight since he'd dodge away while in there.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
http://i.imgur.com/CX9IwMX.mp4

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Hey, the ball touched that guy's butt. Don't want to get elbow cooties.

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(
Whatever they're paying that goalie to throw the game, it can't be enough.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Biotics!

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

That game should be called Butt Effect or something.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




rear end Defect

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I think this counts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7GiifQndY8

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Maybe, maybe not. Whatever the gently caress that is it's magical.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


New Attack on titan game looking good

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
https://giant.gfycat.com/AmazingRequiredAmericanbobtail.mp4

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010


I like to think he keeps backing away forever.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That's why he's a veteran. He ain't even mad.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/JonathanTiddies/status/869088793197920256

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?
Skyrim is kinda like cheating, but:

https://gfycat.com/PlaintiveConcernedCockroach

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
RIP Car Boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ouDt2kvLB8

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010


Goddamn that was brilliant

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

It still kind of amazes me that you can get glitches like that at the very beginning of the game, i.e. at a point where the game state should be the same every single time.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bless you, @jonathantiddies

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

Beautiful.

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ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

FredMSloniker posted:

It still kind of amazes me that you can get glitches like that at the very beginning of the game, i.e. at a point where the game state should be the same every single time.

I feel like we're gonna need a :That's Bethesda: type emote.

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