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stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

JosefStalinator posted:

*the final 5 minutes of Comey's testimony*

Senator Old gently caress: Well, Mr. Comey, do you have anything else to add before we adjourn?

Comey: Well, I have just one thing for my buddy Burt Buckle and the Guys and Gals over in Nite Crew...

*slams a VHS tape onto the table labelled "PЇSS TДPԐ"*

please let it be real

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

VitalSigns posted:

Sure fine.

But we're discussing an article in which the people being interviewed knew exactly what was in the bill and could describe how it would murder them personally for profit, and still plan to reelect the people who voted for it to make sure other people don't get free stuff.

Which article? The Vox one I posted is from December. I mean, sure, if they know exactly what's in the AHCA and still vote for their bad representatives to make sure other people don't get free stuff, they're pretty lovely people. But I think a lot of the folks in the Vox piece, and the group they represent, are going to at the very least stay home next November.

stone cold posted:

please let it be real

I mean, at least some part of it seems to be pretty drat real. Comey said Trump was pretty drat pointed about his association with Russian hookers.:stare:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
What the gently caress am I going to do with the next 7 hours :argh:

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000

Mulva posted:

The Supreme Court has ruled that in general it'd stay out of that poo poo, but like any other legal proceeding it reserves the right to step in if it feels the Senate was corrupt.
If it actually did, it would force a Constitutional crisis as the legislative says "What? No - this is our thing. gently caress off." The Supreme Court has the (limited) power to review laws passed by the legislative and strike them down if they conflict with the supreme law of the land - they do not have the power to dictate how the other branches handle their poo poo. Aside from the Chief Justice presiding over the trial in the Senate, where I suppose he could gently caress with things a bit if he wanted, the Supreme Court has no involvement in impeaching and convicting the President.

The SCOTUS would not try to interfere in the hypothetical botany is asking about. That is crazy talk.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Majorian posted:

Which article? The Vox one I posted is from December. I mean, sure, if they know exactly what's in the AHCA and still vote for their bad representatives to make sure other people don't get free stuff, they're pretty lovely people. But I think a lot of the folks in the Vox piece, and the group they represent, are going to at the very least stay home next November.

Oh maybe I confused this with another thread, I thought we were talking about today's Vox piece

I don't like that a leopard is eating my face, but I chose a party and I'm supposed to trust the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party to do what the party stands for posted:

Smith didn’t like the changes we talked about in the Republican plan — but she wasn’t especially worried about them either. She understood that her premium might go up and her subsidy could go down. But she felt like she had picked a side in America’s political debate, and for now, she is going to stick with it.

“We choose which party we place our values with,” she says. “We’re supposed to trust them to do for us, you know, what our party stands for.”
"""values*"""

*kill all faggots

I'm confused why a leopard is eating my face, but the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party has gotta know what's best for me even if I can't see the reasoning posted:

Martin has kept up with the health care debate. When we met in mid-May, he told me he was waiting for the new CBO number that would come out the next week. What he saw online made him think the new bill would be a raw deal for him.

“I saw a chart on the internet that showed the estimates of how much a person with preexisting cancer or cardiac problems would have to pay,” he says. “I fall into those categories. If you add them together, I’m like a double risk. The number was really up there, the premium.”

Martin wouldn’t tell me whom he voted for in the 2016 election; the people I met generally seemed more reticent to talk about which candidate they favored during this trip. But he did say he’d supported Rogers in the past and was currently puzzling over his Congress member’s vote. He wasn’t necessarily mad, more confused. I asked him whether he thought Rogers had the best interests of Kentuckians at heart.

“He’s gotta know, right?” Martin responded. “Well, he’s gotta know, but I can’t see the reasoning why he voted ‘yes,’ you know?”

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

botany posted:

Those of you with a better understanding of procedure than me: Hypothetically, what would happen if the GOP decided to get this whole thing over with, house republicans vote to impeach, impeachment passes the house by simple majority, senate quickly wraps up investigation and votes to acquit, all shortly before the '18 midterms and thus before dems can do anything about it. Is there a double jeopardy rule in government? Could the dems start the whole thing over if they take over house & senate?

One thing to keep in mind is that conviction requires a 2/3 vote in the Senate rather than a simple majority vote. Democrats are pretty unlikely to win the Senate back in 2018 and anything more than a very slim majority is effectively impossible. In other words, even an unimaginably huge win for the Democrats in 2018 doesn't put us that much closer to being able to convict Trump of... anything. In the scenario you're talking about here, the first vote to remove him from office would have to fail on a razor thin margin for Democratic wins in 2018 to make it viable.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Kilroy posted:

If it actually did, it would force a Constitutional crisis as the legislative says "What? No - this is our thing. gently caress off."

You think this is the first time the issue has come up? NIXON v. UNITED STATES [Not that Nixon], where Judge Nixon tried to claim that a subcommittee and not the entirety of Congress hearing testimony violated the intent of the Constitution. The Court declined to review, but they had thoughts on the matter as impacts the Presidency. For instance some made a point of saying they didn't believe a Presidential impeachment was, by nature, unreviewable. Justice Souter in particular said if the Senate acted in such a way as to threaten the integrity of it's results judicial interference might well be appropriate. Which very much does go towards the hypothetical that was brought up.

e: I mean it's not likely, but you don't gently caress in someone else's backyard goes both ways. Senate tries to run a bullshit 'trial' and the Supreme Court has proven itself willing to question their power on the issue.

Mulva fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Jun 8, 2017

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

VitalSigns posted:

Oh maybe I confused this with another thread, I thought we were talking about today's Vox piece

"""values*"""

*kill all faggots

Ah, that explains it. I meant this one. This is the money quote, IMO:

quote:

There was a persistent belief that Trump would fix these problems and make Obamacare work better. I kept hearing informed voters, who had watched the election closely, say they did hear the promise of repeal but simply felt Trump couldn’t repeal a law that had done so much good for them. In fact, some of the people I talked to hope that one of the more divisive pieces of the law — Medicaid expansion — might become even more robust, offering more of the working poor a chance at the same coverage the very poor receive.

Some of these people will probably cling to their delusion past the 2018 midterm, but I think a lot of them are going to be ripe for the picking by the Democrats, if they can at least convincingly act like they can empathize with them. (or "feel their pain," as it were)

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
please god, let me be the first to post this

https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/872688066833649664

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



...what is it?

Rea
Apr 5, 2011

Komi-san won.

Samovar posted:

...what is it?

Eichenwald is reading porn in another tab. Hentai, specifically.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 41 minutes!

Samovar posted:

...what is it?

Hilarious

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Samovar posted:

...what is it?

Kurt Eichenwald posted a screenshot while he still had a tab open for Hentai.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Samovar posted:

...what is it?

Took me a sec too. Eichenwald is apparently a hentai fan.:laugh:

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Samovar posted:

...what is it?

kurt eichenwald, journalist for newsweek? who the alt right hates so bad that a guy (who was arrested) deliberately sent kurt flickering gifs to trigger his epilepsy, was chatting on twitter and posted a screenshot of his browser forgetting to close out what appears to be hentai in another tab

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Samovar posted:

...what is it?

https://twitter.com/athodyd/status/872688854649769984

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
A really gross form of hentai at that. Very disturbing if true.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Classic.

Fame Douglas fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Jun 8, 2017

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

Flesh Forge posted:

A really gross form of hentai at that. Very disturbing if true.

This implies there are plenty of hentais out there that you wouldn't kink shame cause they're just totally above board. Could you elaborate on where exactly that line is drawn?

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Majorian posted:

Some of these people will probably cling to their delusion past the 2018 midterm, but I think a lot of them are going to be ripe for the picking by the Democrats, if they can at least convincingly act like they can empathize with them. (or "feel their pain," as it were)

Yeah, in the new article there is one guy who says if the AHCA passes it will affect how he votes in the future. Hopefully there are enough people like that to make 2018/2020 wave years for the Democrats and save the unrecoverable assholes who just want the poor to die even if that includes them.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

VitalSigns posted:

Yeah, in the new article there is one guy who says if the AHCA passes it will affect how he votes in the future. Hopefully there are enough people like that to make 2018/2020 wave years for the Democrats and save the unrecoverable assholes who just want the poor to die even if that includes them.


Yeah, I agree it's beyond :psypop: that some of these people are still voting Republican. But keep in mind, it's only a few months into this administration. It's closer to election day '16 than election day '18 (I know, not the most comforting thought, but bear with me). At some point, for a lot of them, the mental gymnastics aren't going to cut it anymore, and they'll desert Trump. They may not become good leftists, but they'll at the very least stay home.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
please do not ruin this moment of laughing at the journalists embarassment for accidentally exposing his spank bait by splitting hairs about what genre of porn this is and where it ranks on the perv index

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 41 minutes!

boner confessor posted:

please do not ruin this moment of laughing at the journalists embarassment for accidentally exposing his spank bait by splitting hairs about what genre of porn this is and where it ranks on the perv index

What a girl and an octopus do in the sanctity of their own home is none of our business.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

no kinkshaming, please.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Despera posted:

What a girl and an octopus do in the sanctity of their own home is none of our business.

The word "sanctity" loses a bit of meaning in this context, I find.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Lolin' at the weebs flipping out upthread :mmmhmm:

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000

Mulva posted:

e: I mean it's not likely, but you don't gently caress in someone else's backyard goes both ways. Senate tries to run a bullshit 'trial' and the Supreme Court has proven itself willing to question their power on the issue.
Okay, so the SCOTUS is more likely to force a Constitutional crisis, by laughably inserting itself into something that is clearly the sole purview of the House and Senate, than I thought.

If the Senate tosses out a President and the SCOTUS says "no you don't" and insists he's supposed to stay in, and he stays in, then the Constitution is a dead letter at that point. More so than it is now, which is saying a lot. That's way beyond McConnell's poo poo with Obama and Garland, for example. In fact if we use the term "mcconnell" as a unit of measurement for the extent to which one wipes one's rear end with the Constitution, and set one mcconnell equal to the business with Obama and Garland, then your hypothetical interference with an impeachment is, like, 10 mcconnells of rear end-wiping. At least.

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

guidoanselmi posted:

no kinkshaming, please.

no kurtshaming, please.



Would be better if his name was Kirk but I just went for it

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
Step up, thread. Comey's laying down dirt on Trump.

Stickman
Feb 1, 2004

Majorian posted:

Yeah, I agree it's beyond :psypop: that some of these people are still voting Republican. But keep in mind, it's only a few months into this administration. It's closer to election day '16 than election day '18 (I know, not the most comforting thought, but bear with me). At some point, for a lot of them, the mental gymnastics aren't going to cut it anymore, and they'll desert Trump. They may not become good leftists, but they'll at the very least stay home.

That's not a good thing - it just gives people more time to forget about all the poo poo the Republicans have pulled by 2018. Especially if they're smart and delay implementation of AHCA until after midterms (or maybe just throw in some one-time subsidies to reduce premiums for a year). Fortunately Trump will continue to poo poo all over everything he touches, so there's some hope yet.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Stickman posted:

That's not a good thing - it just gives people more time to forget about all the poo poo the Republicans have pulled by 2018. Especially if they're smart and delay implementation of AHCA until after midterms (or maybe just throw in some one-time subsidies to reduce premiums for a year). Fortunately Trump will continue to poo poo all over everything he touches, so there's some hope yet.

Eh, it wouldn't be a good thing if it were a certainty that they'd actually get out and vote. But one usually has to be at least a little bit motivated to actually turn out in a midterm election. I'm not getting the feeling that these people are going to be "fired up and ready to go," as I think I heard one candidate say a couple times, once November '18 rolls around. I think a lot of them will just stay home - particularly, as you say, if Trump continues to poo poo the bed.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Kilroy posted:

Okay, so the SCOTUS is more likely to force a Constitutional crisis, by laughably inserting itself into something that is clearly the sole purview of the House and Senate, than I thought.

If the Senate tosses out a President and the SCOTUS says "no you don't" and insists he's supposed to stay in, and he stays in, then the Constitution is a dead letter at that point. More so than it is now, which is saying a lot. That's way beyond McConnell's poo poo with Obama and Garland, for example. In fact if we use the term "mcconnell" as a unit of measurement for the extent to which one wipes one's rear end with the Constitution, and set one mcconnell equal to the business with Obama and Garland, then your hypothetical interference with an impeachment is, like, 10 mcconnells of rear end-wiping. At least.

Sure, but if it's in response to the Senate failing it's duty to act as a check on the President, the Constitution is already dead. If the Senate throws a trial for it's guy [Or conversely, pushes one against the other guy] in such a manner that people feel the need to call them on it, checks and balances is already dead. Which means the foundation of the government is dead, which means it really doesn't matter much what happens next. Government has already fallen. That was the point of their comments. Impeachment is a political issue, none of them denied that. Many of them felt the need to point out that there is a Constitutional requirement for a trial, and one that was held in a fair manner with integrity to the process. If that fails, the Senate aren't holding up their end of the Constitutional agreement, which in turn means they aren't by nature allowed the protection of the Constitution as regards the political nature of impeachment. At which point we return to the role of the Supreme Court, as the final arbiters of Constitutional Law[tm]. "Constitutional crisis" is a phrase they mention more than once, it's not like they were unaware of it when talking in Nixon v US, but if the Senate fails to hold a proper trial we've already had a Constitutional crisis. That ship will have sailed, the only question would be what you do about it. And the Supreme Court has said at the point that the Senate has brought about the crisis, they are absolutely willing to consider reviewing it.

With that as the bar, you'd have to be really loving incompetent to actually have someone prove you threw a trial, and thus give the Supreme Court the insanely unlikely window they need to even consider doing anything about it. Then again, with this shower of loving incompetents anything is still on the table.

Mulva fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Jun 8, 2017

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

trickybiscuits posted:

Related video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zz76_C97GI

HE'S A CLINICAL NARCISSIST, THAT IS LITERALLY HOW HIS BRAIN WORKS

Except after seeing the Memorial Day song and dance I can also believe he's got Alzheimers too.

Trump Memorial Day National Rave was amazing, he was building up to full techno viking but the MSM didn't wan't you to see that!



30 pages ago ain't nothing when you're filled with the base and mesmerized by the strobes and the music takes control.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
When Comey finishes his prepared statement I want to see a nervous A/V guy wheel in one of those old carts with a big CRT on top and the last working VCR in DC. Comey reaches down and draws a VHS tape from his briefcase, holds it up for the cameras...

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben
Piss is the end my friend.

Child's President credits roll.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Dick Trauma posted:

When Comey finishes his prepared statement I want to see a nervous A/V guy wheel in one of those old carts with a big CRT on top and the last working VCR in DC. Comey reaches down and draws a VHS tape from his briefcase, holds it up for the cameras...

Caufman
May 7, 2007
It will be such a relief when I can finally leak this piss tape.

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

Hobo Erotica posted:

And where can we watch it? (In Australia)

There's usually plenty of live streams on youtube that are available worldwide, worst case it'll be on CSPAN and I don't think they do region blocking.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
My prediction for tomorrow morning:

Committee Member: Mr. Comey, in your view, did President Trump's actions constitute criminal obstruction of justice?
Comey, without skipping a beat: Yes, Senator.
Committee Member: Disturbing if true. How do you feel about leaks?

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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Pellisworth posted:

Committee Member: Disturbing if true. How do you feel about leaks?

"You grow accustomed to it...after repeated views."

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