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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
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How long will the polling stations stay open?

communism bitch posted:

don't forget to install linux :awesomelon:

Already ahead of you duuuuuude

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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
Just voted Labour in an all-tory-all-the-time seat.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Till 10

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I've voted for my mate jezza

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


It's a shame we didn't set up before time a thread vote tracker where we check how many thread votes are useless safe seat votes.
Like 95% or so I'd guess. Isn't FPTP the best?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Political editor for the Economist on Australian TV: "Even though Jeremy Corbyn is far-left he actually appears human."

Uh, thanks?

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

nopantsjack posted:

It's a shame we didn't set up before time a thread vote tracker where we check how many thread votes are useless safe seat votes.
Like 95% or so I'd guess. Isn't FPTP the best?

If it makes you feel better I can't vote and live in a lab-oval office marginal. I did convince my girlfriend to vote labour instead of green though.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Political editor for the Economist on Australian TV: "Even though Jeremy Corbyn is far-left he actually appears human."

Uh, thanks?

The Economist is utterly useless.

https://twitter.com/AngrySalmond/status/872744241944027136

Good news, I can start morning drinking.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Political editor for the Economist on Australian TV: "Even though Jeremy Corbyn is far-left he actually appears human."

Uh, thanks?

The economist and people who work there are human beings?

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

Just had a tory oval office on facebook on the defunding of the NHS saying that it's a strong government that makes hard but necessary decisions.

You know, the hard but necessary decision to move money from public services into their offshore bank accounts.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

communism bitch posted:

If you just write "TWAT" in big capital letters in the appropriate box does it still count as a vote? What if you write it twice, overlapping in an "X" shape?
Because that might sweeten the pill a little bit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/32658907/election-2015-mp-thanks-voter-for-penis-ballot-paper-mark

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Uncle Kitchener posted:

How long will the polling stations stay open?


Already ahead of you duuuuuude

okay im breaching theresa may's firewall now. I'm in her database uploading the ip bomb

code:
>send spike

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

nopantsjack posted:

It's a shame we didn't set up before time a thread vote tracker where we check how many thread votes are useless safe seat votes.
Like 95% or so I'd guess. Isn't FPTP the best?

My vote is in a marginal.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
I have done my bit, and for the sake of Britishness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOJ8QBXo57c

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I'm in a bellwether seat - picked the government's party since the 60s. Will let you know if I hear anything hopeful but, well, yaknow.

Even if we flip back to Labour we're apparently the more marginal of the bellwethers so :rip: I guess

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcXNXKtu8z4

when jezza wins.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

communism bitch posted:

okay im breaching theresa may's firewall now. I'm in her database uploading the ip bomb

code:
>send spike

I'll help you navigate the cyberspace mainframe,

code:
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
:ovr:

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

peanut- posted:

I'm basing my expectations on the exit poll of this thread. Corbyn is headed for the largest landslide in history.

With Pissflaps as the official opposition.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
yo, as a maybe even distant european neighbour I would sincerely like you to vote labour and not tory thanks

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

I became eligible to vote 1 day after the electoral registration closed 💩

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Does anyone have a VPN recommendation, or a recommendation for a cheap VPS service for me to roll my own VPN?

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

awesome-express posted:

I became eligible to vote 1 day after the electoral registration closed 💩

Uh you could still have registered if you would be eligable on voting day I'm pretty sure.

PoshAlligator
Jan 9, 2012

When SEO just isn't enough.
Done my bit. Easy peasy.

Predicting Jezzer to win 100% of the seats.

What would happen if a party won every seat? We're about to find out.

Crosspeice
Aug 9, 2013

How hopeful are peeps in marginals? I think my 6k is a bit too big, but it's swung that way before. It's usually a late announcement though so I'll only know when I wake up tomorrow.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Look, will you guys shut the gently caress up about the election and focus on what really matters which is how the gently caress do I get a sweet hammer and sickle as my platinum icon

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


awesome-express posted:

I became eligible to vote 1 day after the electoral registration closed 💩

Oh my god you idiot. You can register to vote so long as you are eligible to vote ON POLLING DAY.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Picked my election music for tomorrow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao&t=103s

mehall posted:

Does anyone have a VPN recommendation, or a recommendation for a cheap VPS service for me to roll my own VPN?

I picked up this a little while back from stacksocial: https://stacksocial.com/sales/vpnsecure-lifetime-3

It's working well so far, who knows what 'for life' will be, but it's $39, so even if it's only six months it's still cheaper than most.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Uncle Kitchener posted:

How long will the polling stations stay open?

Polling closes at 10pm, but that's closing the doors. Anyone queuing to vote at that time gets to vote.

Ikwaylx
Aug 19, 2011

Drop the bandibass!

Long time lurker, putting my +1 for the jam man for Manchester Withington.

I'm convinced this isn't​ going to be a fun night, but I'm happy and refreshed that the debates actually had increases in public service spending as a message from most of the main parties. I hope that message stays alive but hahahaha :smith:

Also managed to convince my lifelong Tory dad to vote Labour, so that's something I suppose!

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
Off to vote.

Or course, I live in Scotland in a safe as houses SNP seat (Glasgow Central) so my vote will make no loving difference to the outcome, but hey - civic duty, and all that.

I wish we had proportional representation.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Apparently my local MP has looked worried recently. According to the local canvassers Theresa May does pretty shittily around here and the MP himself is a piece of poo poo who refuses to door knock himself as he doesn't have time to deal with poor people, preferring to swan around and assume the national press's propaganda will keep him comfortable... pity that there's nothing positive to say about the Tories this election, eh?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd0SUemAIXg

Seems a more appropriate election song: "But I know there's no hope"

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

awesome-express posted:

I became eligible to vote 1 day after the electoral registration closed 💩

eligibility is based on the date of the election, not the date you register.

you numpty

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

He'll probably squeak out a win though because he never gets what he deserves, judging by the lack of punch marks on his face.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/MSmithsonPB/status/872759132637605889

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
https://twitter.com/daftlimmy/status/872532496046542848

Cool old people like these must be cherished.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

Zero Gravitas posted:

Look, will you guys shut the gently caress up about the election and focus on what really matters which is how the gently caress do I get a sweet hammer and sickle as my platinum icon

The whole thread gets them when Jeremy Corbyn wins, also L'Internationale.mid gets embedded on every UKMT from now until XenForo

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009



retire fukr

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

The face of a man who's just seen some gay lads holding hands off in the distance and is desperately resisting the urge to scream that they're going to hell.

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HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I'm in a safe Tory seat but I always go and shout into the void on polling day anyway.

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