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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

calling my guy now.

Ugh, well, I will knock a spliff together whith whats to hand and call him again later.

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minema
May 31, 2011

I will be checking here on my phone but I want to have a news site I can use on the work computer, somethingawful is blocked and my colleagues wouldn't be impressed even if it wasn't.

Chinese Gordon
Oct 22, 2008

+1 for Jam Socialism in Hampstead and Kilburn. It's a (very) marginal seat. Fingers crossed!

SkySteak
Sep 9, 2010
Adorned with paper projects and group photos, hastily converted into a centre of local importance; nothing defines the United Kingdoms democratic institutions like the primary school sports hall.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

minema posted:

I will be checking here on my phone but I want to have a news site I can use on the work computer, somethingawful is blocked and my colleagues wouldn't be impressed even if it wasn't.

BBC then.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

Trin Tragula posted:

This is going to be very odd, I've never been to vote a general election before without thinking a regretful "gently caress you, Labour Party, this vote is for Jeremy Corbyn to continue being a pain in your arse" as I let the ballot paper go. This one's for everyone who wants to vote for him and can't, I guess.

why were you thinking that in 2015?
and why are you not thinking that now?

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Chinese Gordon posted:

+1 for Jam Socialism in Hampstead and Kilburn. It's a (very) marginal seat. Fingers crossed!

Good lad, Tulip Siddiq seems like a real good egg too. I miss Kilburn :(

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Chinese Gordon posted:

+1 for Jam Socialism in Hampstead and Kilburn. It's a (very) marginal seat. Fingers crossed!

kilburn labour or something, hampstead have actually got someone wonderful, Glenda Jackson,(I think) and she tears ppl apart. (or used to)


Use a proxy to keep an eye on sa.

staberind fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Jun 8, 2017

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


staberind posted:

kilburn labour or something, hampstead have actually got someone wonderful, ex film star, and she tears ppl apart. (or used to)

Do you mean Glenda Jackson? She seemed pretty cool but not been MP for a while now. Edit: left 2015

Also huh I didn't know Tulip Siddiq was related to Sheikh Hasina of Bangladesh

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

minema posted:

I will be checking here on my phone but I want to have a news site I can use on the work computer, somethingawful is blocked and my colleagues wouldn't be impressed even if it wasn't.

Someone's not going to be able to get past Theresa May's Great Firewall...

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


NLJP posted:

Do you mean Glenda Jackson? She seemed pretty cool but not been MP for a while now.

Also huh I didn't know Tulip Siddiq was related to Sheikh Hasina of Bangladesh

Glenda Jackson was never a Tory? That's her son Dan Hodges.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Prince John posted:

Yeah, it hasn't really come up specifically much in the campaign, has it? Certainly my Dad isn't the only 60-70 year-old I've heard mention it, but if you didn't live through it I doubt the average person even knows about it.

Still, my understanding was that the roots of the crisis were laid under Heath though, so placing the blame entirely on Labour was a bit harsh.

Tell your dad to stop voting based on what was happening forty years ago and maybe look at what's happening to the country right now

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


forkboy84 posted:

Glenda Jackson was never a Tory? That's her son Dan Hodges.

Brain fart, I edited woops

BobbyThompson
Mar 23, 2001
The odds have crawled back from yesterday's shitfest, back to Mon/Tues level.

https://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/next-uk-general-election/most-seats

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


forkboy84 posted:

Here's something absurd from The Sun

https://twitter.com/pointlesslettrs/status/872800581655699456

Normally this sort of speculative fiction pish is Daily Mail fodder but seems The Sun is branching out. Stare in slack-jawed wonder at the idea that a PM could be close to a union leader agitating for a general strike.

Christ, he even uses the word Winterval.

haakman
May 5, 2011

baka kaba posted:

Tell your dad to stop voting based on what was happening forty years ago and maybe look at what's happening to the country right now

loving. This.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

BobbyThompson posted:

The odds have crawled back from yesterday's shitfest, back to Mon/Tues level.

https://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/next-uk-general-election/most-seats

Not calling you out specifically, but do we have any reason to pay attention to how bookies' odds move? Surely they don't tell us much (or anything)

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
Couple of tidbits from my friends in the civil service.

- Tories reckon they can turn Slough, campaigned hard there.

- Someone I know running a polling station feels that too many husbands are 'helping' their wives with their votes, either telling them who to vote for or outright going into the polling booth with them.

Makes me pretty angry to think about.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Barry Foster posted:

Not calling you out specifically, but do we have any reason to pay attention to how bookies' odds move? Surely they don't tell us much (or anything)
not sure about the uk but in the us 2016 election the bookies were the only ones steadily increasing trump's odds as time went on.

Chinese Gordon
Oct 22, 2008

staberind posted:

kilburn labour or something, hampstead have actually got someone wonderful, Glenda Jackson,(I think) and she tears ppl apart. (or used to)


Use a proxy to keep an eye on sa.

She stepped down in 2015. Tulip Siddiq is not a Corbynista but she is most assuredly Not A Tory and therefore has my enthusiastic support.

(Also she's a good local MP)

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

nopantsjack posted:

My prediction is youth turn out will be high, Tories will still win a commanding majority.

It'll be the old centrists who gently caress us because of poo poo like this:

I can’t believe in May or Corbyn, but the ballot is sacred. How to vote?

You can't choose between Labour and the Conservatives in this election? Genuinely? And you pay attention to politics? You loving oval office, drown in poo poo.

Man what a way to go, completely surrounded by ones peers.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Ocrassus posted:

Couple of tidbits from my friends in the civil service.

- Tories reckon they can turn Slough, campaigned hard there.

- Someone I know running a polling station feels that too many husbands are 'helping' their wives with their votes, either telling them who to vote for or outright going into the polling booth with them.

Makes me pretty angry to think about.

Not quite sure how civil servants would know about either of these

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Ocrassus posted:

Couple of tidbits from my friends in the civil service.

- Tories reckon they can turn Slough, campaigned hard there.

- Someone I know running a polling station feels that too many husbands are 'helping' their wives with their votes, either telling them who to vote for or outright going into the polling booth with them.

Makes me pretty angry to think about.

Isn't the second part illegal?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Endorph posted:

not sure about the uk but in the us 2016 election the bookies were the only ones steadily increasing trump's odds as time went on.

during the referendum the odds were going up and down as every local authority announced and remain or leave moved into the lead, even long after all the statisticians were giving leave a 99% chance of victory.

BobbyThompson
Mar 23, 2001

Barry Foster posted:

Not calling you out specifically, but do we have any reason to pay attention to how bookies' odds move? Surely they don't tell us much (or anything)

It's a weird one, I haven't got a clue. My assumption is they monitor the betting trends combined with having several runners who loiter outside polling stations asking the plebs.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Ocrassus posted:


- Someone I know running a polling station feels that too many husbands are 'helping' their wives with their votes, either telling them who to vote for or outright going into the polling booth with them.


I've heard similar comments, with some involved saying that this is becoming more of a problem now that "open" booths are becoming more common across the country.

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

serious gaylord posted:

Isn't the second part illegal?

It is but, and I quote, 'we can't really do anything because it isn't in substantive enough numbers to get the police involved'. Apparently it is a commonality?

mfcrocker posted:

Not quite sure how civil servants would know about either of these

...Because they are aware of campaigning activity, particularly from significant members of different parties, in their constituencies? And they are an active part of organising the voting process?

a neurotic ai fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Jun 8, 2017

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009

Ocrassus posted:

- Someone I know running a polling station feels that too many husbands are 'helping' their wives with their votes, either telling them who to vote for or outright going into the polling booth with them.

My boss is an intelligent woman who happens to have zero interest in politics. She is open about the fact that she votes based on who her husband recommends. Though I did relish the moment she said "He keeps making me vote for this Goldsmith guy who doesn't seem to win."

(I tried to convince her to go Lib Dem but I think her husband has more clout than me, her underling.)

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

Halisnacks posted:

My boss is an intelligent woman who happens to have zero interest in politics. She is open about the fact that she votes based on who her husband recommends. Though I did relish the moment she said "He keeps making me vote for this Goldsmith guy who doesn't seem to win."

(I tried to convince her to go Lib Dem but I think her husband has more clout than me, her underling.)

It's a bit of a different kettle of fish if it is happening IN the polling station though.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/872816545277366273

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

bessantj posted:

Christ, he even uses the word Winterval.

I use it, I like portmanteau.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ocrassus posted:

- Someone I know running a polling station feels that too many husbands are 'helping' their wives with their votes, either telling them who to vote for or outright going into the polling booth with them.

Makes me pretty angry to think about.
:catstare:
What happened to the sanctity of the secret ballot?

My grandparents were married for 25 years before they found out that they'd been cancelling out each others' votes.

Can't wait for UKIP to blame this on Muslims somehow.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Christ I want to go home and glue myself to the computer

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009

Ocrassus posted:

It's a bit of a different kettle of fish if it is happening IN the polling station though.

Is a different location really a difference in kind?

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

communism bitch posted:

Christ I want to go home and glue myself to the computer

That sounds like a terrible idea... I know because I'm doing it

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/_snozberries/status/872767756751572994

The Scum hard at work.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

BizarroAzrael posted:

I like portmanteau.

you monster

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Well done to the scamp who spray painted a big red "NHS" and "J.C." across all the vote tory signs in the farmers field on my way home.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


wait, why is the self-reported likelihood to turn out worse than the 2015 turn out model?

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bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Ocrassus posted:

- Someone I know running a polling station feels that too many husbands are 'helping' their wives with their votes, either telling them who to vote for or outright going into the polling booth with them.

Makes me pretty angry to think about.

My eldest sister's husband tried that with her. It is a bit despicable, fortunately my sister is not the type to put up with any of that nonsense.

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