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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

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Terper
Jun 26, 2012


nockturne posted:

Is the chairman smirking a little bit or am I imagining that?

He seems like a jolly man :3:

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




rio
Mar 20, 2008

I wish this guy would shut up - he is asking questions as exposition...just ask the questions and let him answer

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Ugh, the grand-standing from the politicians & over-long or very transparent lines of questioning.....

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Caufman
May 7, 2007

rio posted:

I wish this guy would shut up - he is asking questions as exposition...just ask the questions and let him answer

Is this your first congressional hearing? It'll get better after the prepared statements.

Give the speechwriters there time in the light.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



So should we take a drink any time someone does a "but her e-mails" or "the leaks are the real crime"?

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I have Post-Inaugural Stress Syndrome and the only treatment that works is lol

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Caufman posted:

Is this your first congressional hearing? It'll get better after the prepared statements.

Give the speechwriters there time in the light.

It is - I usually don't care to watch this stuff.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
My iPhone just heard "Hey Siri the online 508 in a brought name"

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




this mofo going hard

Caufman
May 7, 2007

rio posted:

It is - I usually don't care to watch this stuff.

Some of it is real good. James Mattis waiver and confirmation hearing, for example.

Umm. I have this thing about Mattis. You'll... uh... you'll see it coming out more the closer he gets to the US presidency.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
comey would be a real good poker player

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

oh my god, what's going on? some please post something for those who can't watch. pee tape real?

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




quote:

I’ve never had any reason to question your integrity, your expertise or your intelligence
Which makes the way you were fired by the President, shocking.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

oh my god, what's going on? some please post something for those who can't watch. pee tape real?

maybe.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Teikanmi posted:

My iPhone just heard "Hey Siri the online 508 in a brought name"

haha nice

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
I like this guy.


Still lookin' forward to hearing "hookers in Russia" spoken out loud.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

oh my god, what's going on? some please post something for those who can't watch. pee tape real?

It's still going through the prepared statements. Haven't heard a pee(p) about peeing. Just insistence this is a non-partisan investigation into obstruction of justice. Boring unwankable poo poo.

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Teikanmi posted:

My iPhone just heard "Hey Siri the online 508 in a brought name"

It is a little known fact that there is a "Hey Siri" phrase that can be said to command the phone to emit a strong radiation field to wipe the owner's memory. This phrase will probably be said over the airwaves during a widely watched television program to affect the most people possible.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

oh my god, what's going on? some please post something for those who can't watch. pee tape real?

The Committee members keep giving speeches where they go over the facts & try to get in the spot-light. It's kind of a bored tension moment rly.

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

oh my god, what's going on? some please post something for those who can't watch. pee tape real?

currently they're just summarizing the general trajectory of the russia investigation and now they're getting into a blurb of comey's written testimony and it's implications. comey hasn't said a word yet, but he has a p decent stoneface

Caufman
May 7, 2007

rio posted:

It is a little known fact that there is a "Hey Siri" phrase that can be said to command the phone to emit a strong radiation field to wipe the owner's memory. This phrase will probably be said over the airwaves during a widely watched television program to affect the most people possible.

This also happens when I try to recharge my Windows phone.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
This dude gonna get into what kind of porn Comey beat off to last night with this much detail

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




josh brolin stars as james comey in the adaptation

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
It was lesbian btw

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
:downswords:

ricro
Dec 22, 2008
lol at the footage of Comey just sitting there twiddling his thumbs while Senators grandstand

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
haha, "this is not a witchhunt. this is not fake news"

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Swearing in Comey. 'dis the coin flip

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Roughly 6000 photographs were taken in that room just now.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Tax Inductions posted:

currently they're just summarizing the general trajectory of the russia investigation and now they're getting into a blurb of comey's written testimony and it's implications. comey hasn't said a word yet, but he has a p decent stoneface

Yea and they're summarizing the poo poo-storm of Trumps decisions. Trump is so mind-bogglingly inept at trying to be corrupt, it's funny as hell having a senator put it all down on record out in the open.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
I'm assuming that a "threat that won't go away anytime soon" was shade thrown at trump

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Random Stranger posted:

So should we take a drink any time someone does a "but her e-mails" or "the leaks are the real crime"?

Crack 'em

but her e-mails
but her e-mails
but her e-mails
but her e-mails
but her e-mails
but her e-mails

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




oath is on, get lit j come

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Oh poo poo. Comey is winding up, top form

oh, gently caress, he is angry!

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
here we gooooooooooo

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/arealliveghost/...genumber%3D2694

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