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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

this voice needed to be shoved into a few more lockers growing up

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Rubio is a pretty clever guy. Still a fuckface, but a clever fuckface nonetheless.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

The Iron Rose posted:

god Wyden's voice is ridiculously annoying

He sounds like his teeth are loose and his tongue is too big for his mouth.

Lou Holtz syndrome except Lou Holtz can blame it on a stroke.

(Maybe he can too idk)

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Oh man, asking why they expected Sessions to recuse himself.

:siren: Classified details on why. :siren:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


TBeats posted:

He sounds like his teeth are loose and his tongue is too big for his mouth.

Lou Holtz syndrome except Lou Holtz can blame it on a stroke.

(Maybe he can too idk)

Lou Holtz sounded like that before the stroke.

Belgian Waffle
Jul 31, 2006

The Iron Rose posted:

god Wyden's voice is ridiculously annoying

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Comey is really loving good at this. It's a pleasure to watch.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Comey sounds like one of the reporters from one of the nightly news broadcasts and I have no idea who exactly.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Is Rubio's game plan to make the investigation look inept?

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


This is bullshit.



I want in on the closed testimony. Thats where all the good poo poo is.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Like I am taking so much pleasure in watching the way Comey doesn't specifically say something but makes it really clear what he means.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
this woman's voice is way worse

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
While I hate Wyden's voice, I love how hard he fights for privacy and civil rights.



Collins sounds like my grandma when she's having a rough Parkinson's day.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

cowboy elvis posted:

Is Rubio's game plan to make the investigation look inept?

It's the whole RNC gameplan. Their talking points got leaked, they're running a campaign ad against him.

Fox is going to spin this as Comey being useless and Trump isn't under investigation and didn't directly ask, so there's no problem.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
lol, piss tape confirmation :D

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

redneck nazgul posted:

this voice needed to be shoved into a few more lockers growing up

The Iron Rose posted:

god Wyden's voice is ridiculously annoying

Good it's not just me.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Diaper Don has beem tweeting.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Casimir Radon posted:

Diaper Don has beem tweeting.

Not that I've seen, unless he deleted them.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Jesus loving Christ stop monday morning quarterbacking his responses to the god drat president being a shady gently caress.


Like.. How the gently caress would you react in the moment.


Im starting to feel bad for Comey. He is sounding like a guy who was trying to do his job and got blitzed by new management to do all sorts of illegal poo poo.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


redneck nazgul posted:

Not that I've seen, unless he deleted them.

https://twitter.com/dmartosko/status/872833628539154436

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

redneck nazgul posted:

Not that I've seen, unless he deleted them.

He means Don Jr.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Oh, okay.

Also, Comey is now going to be fingered for all of the leaks because he shared the memos with someone.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Genocide Tendency posted:

Jesus loving Christ stop monday morning quarterbacking his responses to the god drat president being a shady gently caress.


Like.. How the gently caress would you react in the moment.


Im starting to feel bad for Comey. He is sounding like a guy who was trying to do his job and got blitzed by new management to do all sorts of illegal poo poo.

He sounds like he was a loving good policeman though.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Hexyflexy posted:

He sounds like he was a loving good policeman though.

He was a prosecutor actually. Same idea though.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


How badly will the reds poo poo themselves over Comey being the one to tell people about the memos existing?



Thats going to be the best part.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
god drat comey just laid it loving out

For those not watching: He basically said "russia in a very sophisticated manner hosed with our election as a hostile state level action with direction from the top" in an unequivocal manner in order to put that to bed once and for all.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jun 8, 2017

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

:aaaaa:

"How damaging would it be for individuals involved in the transition to set up a back channel with Russia, on their equipment, and evade our intelligence services?"
"I can't comment on whether that happened in an open setting, but it saves Russia the effort of compromising our government."

I love this Heinrich fellow.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Comey: "I got the good poo poo in a SCIF"

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


So Diaper Don...

Wouls you say that your father has ever said he loved you, or do you just hope that he does?

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

gently caress Blunt. Weaselly motherfucker.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
"Why didn't you report up the chain of command?" He's the head of the bloody FBI.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Hexyflexy posted:

"Why didn't you report up the chain of command?" He's the head of the bloody FBI.

If you believe there is a chain of command.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Holy poo poo gently caress this guy

TheAlphaChaser
May 12, 2013
Comey: "There should be no fuzz on this whatsoever. The Russians interfered in our election during the 2016 cycle. They did it with purpose, they did it with sophistication, they did it with overwhelming technical efforts... it was driven from the top of their government... It's not a close call - that happened."

Welp.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Why didn't you refuse the phone calls?

Because it's still the loving President you stupid motherfucker.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Outside of the accusation of lying and the assertion that Russia hosed with the election (which we've heard about a million times now), I'm tremendously flaccid

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Also, I'm going to pretend King made a subtle joke about Comey having had the chance of getting laid instead of having lunch with Trump.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Also, I'm going to pretend King made a subtle joke about Comey having had the chance of getting laid instead of having lunch with Trump.

He did.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



WOO BECKET REFERENCE

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

will no one rid me of this meddlesome comey

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