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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
Eichenwald literally has a fetish for loving his wife, it's kind of sweet in the worst way possible.

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Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

How do you not check for that poo poo, did he just forget that he has a hentai tab open?

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
just smdh if you don't have like 3 tabs of hentai open at all times

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

cat doter posted:

just smdh if you don't have like 3 tabs of hentai open at all times

lol only 3?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
This seems like a set back in Kurt's war against the anime Nazis.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Darkman Fanpage posted:

This seems like a set back in Kurt's war against the anime Nazis.

To destroy the monsters, you must become one.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
He who gazes into the Abyss etc etc

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008


He shares their appreciation for the trad wife.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
It's not pedo poo poo? Twists and turns

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Halloween Jack posted:

I prefer Matt in Marxist Rant Mode. I assume he's good at it because he just reads on his Marxisms all the time instead of gaming or watching television or doing anything else.
Oh, now I remember. Matt spends his gaming time watching wrestling instead.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/872850235114098690

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

hell goddamn yes

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Honestly I was surprised the review wasn't a big screed about how these Marvel movies corrupt the youth by associating drones violence and libertarianism and neoliberalism as good things

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
just looking at his list of reviews on Letterboxd, some are pretty funny https://letterboxd.com/worsethan/films/reviews/

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Also, this is very obscure subtext, the likes of which only a film critic could analyze:

Stutes
Oct 13, 2005

Tonight's the Night
OH MY GOD

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859236434403328

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859546280230916

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872860185576001536

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872861382894653440

Stutes fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Jun 8, 2017

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

:cawg:

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Kurt... please... stop...

SoupyTwist
Feb 20, 2008
CARTOON PARN

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Halloween Jack posted:

Also, this is very obscure subtext, the likes of which only a film critic could analyze:


Can't wait for this to be used in the future history books much like we look at 1930s German cinema.

Law Cheetah
Mar 3, 2012
i didnt look at it. but what's the big deal? i didnt look at it though

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
https://twitter.com/elinfinitoadios/status/872862294681595904

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
why couldnt he find tentacle porn

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Kurt might be the worst liar on the face of the earth.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

SoupyTwist posted:

CARTOON PARN

this is eichenwalds wife, your image caused him to have an erection, the anime police have been notified

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
i just googled tentacle porn to verify that its the fastest way to find vast amounts, and it is.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
I don't know if there's anywhere for twitter to go from here. https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872862858073296897

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
none of this makes any sense

Serf
May 5, 2011


emdash posted:

just looking at his list of reviews on Letterboxd, some are pretty funny https://letterboxd.com/worsethan/films/reviews/

Sure, it's a video game run-through. But it's a really, really good one. The levels are richly detailed, the action is varied and suitably outrageous, and man, whatever Shartlo Copley is doing works. And it's real, man. No video game yet invented is going to give you this kind of vivid sensation of presence.

matt owns

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

emdash posted:

I don't know if there's anywhere for twitter to go from here. https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872862858073296897

This has to be some kind of performance art

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
why do so many people on twitter (ok, two people that I can think of, neera tanden and kurt eichenwald) believe that concocting after-the-fact screenshots will be an explanation for their behavior that will pass the smell test

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
this is why stay-at-home dads are a bad idea

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






I actually sort of believe him, but I'm not going to anyway.

I'm just hoping that this gets a mention on his Wikipedia article, because its important to teach the controversy.

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Kurt this proves nothing!!!! Stop!!!! (Don't stop)

SousaphoneColossus
Feb 16, 2004

There are a million reasons to ruin things.
i actually think he's probably telling the truth and it's 100x funnier that what happened is also so completely unbelievable and ridiculous and he feels like he's stuck trying to convince people it's true

also, our (adult) sons

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
theresa........i'm sorry

SoupyTwist
Feb 20, 2008

emdash posted:

why do so many people on twitter (ok, two people that I can think of, neera tanden and kurt eichenwald) believe that concocting after-the-fact screenshots will be an explanation for their behavior that will pass the smell test

Because they highly value appearing to be "good" and "correct" (and not actually being either of those)

Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



SousaphoneColossus posted:

also, our (adult) sons

I can't stop laughing about this.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



unless this thing takes a weird-rear end sharp left turn somewhere, this does not appear to be about tentacle porn. not that Eichenwald is even remotely believable in any case, but boy what an absurd defense. does he really think noone is going to look at the porn to fact-check him? does he think the great mass of the internet has any fear about its sense of propriety like he does?

I just don't understand how an oaf like him thinks

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Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Kurt is the one who did that great "kill yourself sempai" picture at some nazi right? Kurt is the best

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