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Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

Tzen posted:


lolfoxnews.jpg

I hoped they wouldn't try to spin the hearing but I was wrong.

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Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
pls give the president his phone

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Spaced God posted:

Meanwhile
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859236434403328

I DO NOT WANT TO READ ANY MORE OF THIS TWEETSTORM :gonk:

Kurt, buddy, have you ever heard of Occam's Razor?

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Maybe after the Classified hearing ol' grandpa McCain will forget who he's talking to and admit the Dossier is real.

All of it.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Raylen posted:

I hoped they wouldn't try to spin the hearing but I was wrong.

It's an insane spin, as well - he didn't say that he gave it serious consideration, he basically said "that's obviously an option, but it would have been an unfair, terrible one".

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Tzen posted:


lolfoxnews.jpg

:psyduck:

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
Eichenwald shoulda just tweeted a clip from the Rick and Morty episode where Rick says "don't kink-shame" and then the rest of the internet would probably have left him alone.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
McCain was fine during the testimony yesterday

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Spaced God posted:

Meanwhile
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859236434403328

I DO NOT WANT TO READ ANY MORE OF THIS TWEETSTORM :gonk:

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Xibanya posted:

McCain didn't even seem happy to be there.

I would be too if nmy decision to take on Palin resulted in all this poo poo.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

cochise posted:

Saw that it was mentioned he's in a big room with all of his advisors and attorneys that are watching. Someone said earlier CNN had a WH source say Trump was thoroughly losing his poo poo during the testimony.

That was me, and if it's as bad as they lead to believe, Trump's "speech" is going to be an angry rant of psycho speak. That's if he doesn't suffer a heart attack/stroke when he hits the podium or goes frothy mouthed to the point the secret service tranqs him with a dart gun and hauls him off on a stretcher

Caros
May 14, 2008

Spaced God posted:

Meanwhile
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859236434403328

I DO NOT WANT TO READ ANY MORE OF THIS TWEETSTORM :gonk:

1/37

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


right wing twitte ris giving me a migraine right now.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
What is the Senate voting on today?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

theflyingorc posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yry9PV3DNfw&t=8983s
if timestamp doesn't work, it starts at about 2h30m

Holy poo poo. This is MADDENING.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

"Testimony was briefly paused today when Senator John McCain interjected witty a fifteen minute story about the first Penny-Farthing bicycle he ever purchased."

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Angus King is going all :thunk:

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Fart City posted:

"Testimony was briefly paused today when Senator John McCain interjected witty a fifteen minute story about the first Penny-Farthing bicycle he ever purchased."

You beautiful bastard. Now I've got to clean my keyboard off again.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Spaced God posted:

Meanwhile
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859236434403328

I DO NOT WANT TO READ ANY MORE OF THIS TWEETSTORM :gonk:

Look, the man was just having a normal everyday conversation about tentacle porn with his wife and children. He just wanted to show his kids some tentacle porn so they knew it was real. Haha, just a laugh, guys.

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

theflyingorc posted:

It's an insane spin, as well - he didn't say that he gave it serious consideration, he basically said "that's obviously an option, but it would have been an unfair, terrible one".

It's the same kind of spin that Sen. Risch used when he was questioning about the President saying he "hoped" he dropped the investigation.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Somebody needs to put McCain down and end his suffering.

McCain can put him self down......as in crash a plane and give the military another training example on "this is what not to do"

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Fart City posted:

"Testimony was briefly paused today when Senator John McCain interjected witty a fifteen minute story about the first Penny-Farthing bicycle he ever purchased."

that would have been charming. what mccain did was the equivalent of a homeless person trying to tell you why he lives in this alley is because the other alley was where he used to live, so he can't live there anymore because now he lives here

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

i think the real thing is going to be what happens late tonight after trump stews in tv news with his phone nearby

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


SocketWrench posted:

That was me, and if it's as bad as they lead to believe, Trump's "speech" is going to be an angry rant of psycho speak. That's if he doesn't suffer a heart attack/stroke when he hits the podium or goes frothy mouthed to the point the secret service tranqs him with a dart gun and hauls him off on a stretcher

Now you're just getting me excited.

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

evilweasel posted:

i think the real thing is going to be what happens late tonight after trump stews in tv news with his phone nearby

I'm so disappointed that there was no live tweet.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Raylen posted:

I'm so disappointed that there was no live tweet.

Hopefully he called Bannon a cuck.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Groovelord Neato posted:

right wing twitte ris giving me a migraine right now.

every trending topic on twitter is either comey or about the comey hearing

kind of amazing in itself

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Raylen posted:

I'm so disappointed that there was no live tweet.

It's probably because he was convinced by his lawyers that Comey's opening statement vindicated him. He's happy off somewhere jerking it to Ivanka pics with no idea what's going on.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
has there been any indication when trump will get his phone back?

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Spaced God posted:

Meanwhile
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859236434403328

I DO NOT WANT TO READ ANY MORE OF THIS TWEETSTORM :gonk:

There's no way to dig out of this one. Just stop.

Please

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse
C'mon trump speech, I want to watch him do the angry shake while melting down on everything and everyone


Edit; Aww, drat, it's gonna be his lawyer.

SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Jun 8, 2017

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
I am deeply Comey'd by President Disturbed's McCains.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


You'd think with his epilepsy anime would be a bad idea

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Spaced God posted:

Meanwhile
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859236434403328

I DO NOT WANT TO READ ANY MORE OF THIS TWEETSTORM :gonk:

Kurt, buddy, at this point just admit you like hentai and move on. Believe it or not that's the least embarrassing way this can go.

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Spaced God posted:

Meanwhile
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859236434403328

I DO NOT WANT TO READ ANY MORE OF THIS TWEETSTORM :gonk:

This guy trying to play this poo poo off like looking up cartoon porn is definitely family bonding time.

What a loving idiot.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
The last time I saw poo poo get wrecked as much as Comey just did in that hearing was in a goddamn Godzilla movie.

And one of the good ones, not like Son of Godzilla or some poo poo.

Ice Phisherman posted:

This guy trying to play this poo poo off like looking up cartoon porn is definitely family bonding time.

What a loving idiot.

Yeah, that just raises more questions if anything. :stare:

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Al Borland Corp. posted:

You'd think with his epilepsy anime would be a bad idea

Having a seizure while nutting is actually one of life's only true pleasures

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Lote posted:

There's no way to dig out of this one. Just stop.

Please

THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH MOTHERFUCKER
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859546280230916
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872860185576001536
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872861382894653440
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872862858073296897


THE BEST SELF OWN

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Party Plane Jones posted:

https://twitter.com/markfollman/status/872804891512590338

~20 tweet summation of his open session testimony and the questions.
https://twitter.com/markfollman/status/872856200253104128

Spaced God posted:

Meanwhile
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859236434403328

I DO NOT WANT TO READ ANY MORE OF THIS TWEETSTORM :gonk:
NO, DIG UP, STUPID!

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Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

Covok posted:

It's probably because he was convinced by his lawyers that Comey's opening statement vindicated him. He's happy off somewhere jerking it to Ivanka pics with no idea what's going on.

Apparently he was watching the hearings with his lawyers. They probably wrestled him to the ground and yanked the phone out of his tiny hands.

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