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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Well doesn't SNP want another referendum? Tories going full hard-Brexit would make things bad enough that they might be able to secede.

Basically if SNP goes full accelerationist.

I'm an American so I have no clue if what I'm saying is even remotely possible, but it looks like the only real way to get to 326.

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UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


We are excited for somebody getting a good result. How loving good does that feel?

PiCroft
Jun 11, 2010

I'm sorry, did I break all your shit? I didn't know it was yours

Why the gently caress didn't I book tomorrow off

Oh wait, cos the polls said the tories would kill it :argh:

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


So like, how does it work now? May tries to form a government and everyone tells her to get hosed?

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
I'm an American citizen and an Australian citizen, if Corbyn becomes PM can I trade those in and come to Britain

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
so what are the chances the tories do in fact limp to a majority?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

JosefStalinator posted:

any good sites for streaming video and also election results (like the NYT ones for the USA)

https://twitter.com/i/live/861732137824788481 BBC livestream

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax


its beautiful

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



I'm starting to think this "first past the post" method isn't a good system for forming governments.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


double nine posted:

Someone Everyone in the Berlaimont is going to have the biggest smirk on their face tomorrow.

Nope.

In terms of Brexit process this is hosed. If you take weeks to sort it out it's another month+ written off the 2 year ticking clock. This throws a spanner the size of Liam Fox into all the works.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Amber rudd in trouble

Igiari
Sep 14, 2007
HOOOOOLY FICKING SHIIIOOOIIOOTTT

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
For everyone worried about the apparent SNP slump - they're already distancing themselves from the Scottish seat counts for "technical reasons" which probably means they only bothered to poll a couple of seats up there.

OMG AMBER RUDD IS "IN DIFFICULTY".

No. No. No hope.

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

gently caress you Rudd. sorry about your dead dad buy you are a Tory dfuyck

CestMoi
Sep 16, 2011

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Wait did British Bernie Sanders win after all

Please let.me refugee to your country , America is getting scary

I'm prepared to admit the revolution was a mistake

You can live at my house HA

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

serious gaylord posted:

Absolute scenes at tory hq

the call of the day, "Whats happening!?"

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006
can i watch sobbing tories on a livestream or something, hook me up

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

JosefStalinator posted:

any good sites for streaming video and also election results (like the NYT ones for the USA)

bbc is usually pretty good

but results are going to come very slowly - each seat's result is reported all at once, and it'll probably be like 4-6 hours until the bulk is in

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

I told you it was happening

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

AMBER RUDD IS IN TROUBLE

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

ReidRansom posted:

What happened to the stories of a few hours ago predicting May and the Tories winning with the largest margin since Thatcher or whatever?

They all suddenly had to find some crow to eat.

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

A man who defied expectations to get elected definitely could not win an election, it has been confirmed.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
loving hell i was all ready to go to bed

Selenephos
Jul 9, 2010

Dammit.

No. Hope has to be a lie. It's the only way. I refuse to feel a smattering of hope.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Beeb saying Amber Rudd might be out in Hastings

Fukken :laffo:

Igiari
Sep 14, 2007
I know I predicted a big Tory win. I was wrong. I am happy.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

axeil posted:

Well doesn't SNP want another referendum? Tories going full hard-Brexit would make things bad enough that they might be able to secede.

Basically if SNP goes full accelerationist.

I'm an American so I have no clue if what I'm saying is even remotely possible, but it looks like the only real way to get to 326.

If the SNP let a tory government happen when they could have stopped it, they will be destroyed.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Jose posted:

so what are the chances the tories do in fact limp to a majority?

what does your heart tell you

Igiari
Sep 14, 2007
But how the gently caress can Pissflaps "Corbs is a disaster for Labour" show his ducking face here again

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

what does your heart tell you

i have no loving idea i thought it was going to be a tory landslide lol

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Junior G-man posted:

Nope.

In terms of Brexit process this is hosed. If you take weeks to sort it out it's another month+ written off the 2 year ticking clock. This throws a spanner the size of Liam Fox into all the works.
Still American here. I knew there was a clock but, uh, what happens if it runs out. Cheeky Lack of Brexit?

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
drat BBC World News in America is sticking with the American news show. I have to watch Sky News to follow this.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Hope is still a lie, I don't like being the wet blanket, but Tory/Lib Dem is WAY more likely than Labour/SNP/Plaid/Lib Dem/A bunch of norniron parties.

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Igiari posted:

But how the gently caress can Pissflaps "Corbs is a disaster for Labour" show his ducking face here again

No you gently caress, don't you jinx this. Don't make this 2015 all over again when exit polls basically gave us this exact scenario and then Tories overperformed.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded
What the actual gently caress

BoneMonkey
Jul 25, 2008

I am happy for you.

Igiari posted:

But how the gently caress can Pissflaps "Corbs is a disaster for Labour" show his ducking face here again

This is important!

Pissflaps next post needs to be put into the OP so it doesn't get lost!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I don't care if the Tories get in again, they are crippled and utterly humiliated.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Igiari posted:

But how the gently caress can Pissflaps "Corbs is a disaster for Labour" show his ducking face here again

Very carefully

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RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

lmao, what is happening over there you nutters!?

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