UKMT General Elextravaganza 2017: Lord Buckethead would have won

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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is: This poll is closed.
Labour	907	49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative)	48	2.64%
Liberal Democrats	31	1.71%
UKIP	13	0.72%
Plaid Cymru	25	1.38%
Green	22	1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party	12	0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party	1	0.06%
Scottish National Party	59	3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist	4	0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian	3	0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist	36	1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots	35	1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash	8	0.44%
Monster Raving Loony	49	2.70%
Space Navies Party	39	2.15%
Independent / Single Issue	2	0.11%
Can't Vote	188	10.35%
Won't Vote	8	0.44%
Spoiled Ballot	15	0.83%
Pissflaps	312	17.17%
Total:	1817 votes

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goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Okay my Sky box has just crashed, is Murdoch blacking out the bad news?

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:24

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# ? May 14, 2024 14:07

UrbicaMortis: Feb 16, 2012; Hmm, how shall I post today?

haha, I have music shuffling on my laptop and Democracy by Leonard Cohen just came on. Hell yeah, democracy is coming.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:24

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Theresa May has blown it

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:24

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

It's going to be a long long night.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:24

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

botany posted:

why wouldn't the lib dems coalition with the tories?

Because they did it once before and annihilated their own base.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:24

Pantsuit: Oct 28, 2013

Good things aren't meant to happen

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

FiftySeven: Jan 1, 2006; I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE; Slippery Tilde

I have to say, this makes me excited...

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Just before we get too excited

https://twitter.com/ProfChalmers/status/872922467609792512

But please let the received wisdom eat poo poo

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

Miftan: Mar 31, 2012; Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

I love you bastards, I hope you know that. Hope is a lie etc but gg corbZ

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

Spare a thought for poor kapparomeo. He had his speech all typed up

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

RabidWeasel: Aug 4, 2007; Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

I actually feel worse now because hope is still a lie until the results are in but :unsmith:

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

Tha_Joker_GAmer: Aug 16, 2006

axeil posted:

So is it definite that the Tories won't get to a majority? Didn't the last election also have them short but they then made it up and got their majority.

Gotcha. Thanks. Here in the States the last time a party leader lost his/her seat was when the Republicans targeted the Democratic Senate Majority Leader's seat. It was a big deal at the time.

go go gadget shy tory voters

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

Hoops: Aug 19, 2005; A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

I can not believe how badly May has done. She was supposed to get a 100 seat majority.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

TACD posted:

I'm on a Mac and use Textual, seems alright

Okay what's a non-poo poo IRC client on a non-poo poo OS?

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

salmond under thread lmao

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

ShaneMacGowansTeeth: May 22, 2007; I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

axeil posted:

So is it definite that the Tories won't get to a majority? Didn't the last election also have them short but they then made it up and got their majority.

Not definite as none of the 650 seats have declared yet. But, May called the election to increase her slim majority so she could effectively cancel out any rebels over Brexit. Unless she outperforms the exit poll, which has been relatively close since 1992, she will have failed in this

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

Rakosi: May 5, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

communism bitch posted:

I'm not sad. I voted Labour. I certainly was not 'energised' by Corbyn, and he was my biggest reservation in my vote.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Wait I was in a meeting did corbyn actually do it and win?

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40104373

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

Salmond under threat holey moley

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:25

botany: Apr 27, 2013; by Lowtax

communism bitch posted:

Because they did it once before and annihilated their own base.

that doesn't convince me they wouldn't do it again :v:

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:26

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

Hoops posted:

I can not believe how badly May has done. She was supposed to get a 100 seat majority.

Wonder if Boris will get a turn in October.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:26

Pistol_Pete: Sep 15, 2007; Oven Wrangler

Jose posted:

so what are the chances the tories do in fact limp to a majority?

I suspect they'll have a wet fart of a majority that will see Theresa May off for good.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:26

pitch a fitness: Mar 19, 2010

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:26

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Jose posted:

salmond under thread lmao

I keep forgetting he's in Westminster lmao

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:26

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Pissflaps posted:

It's going to be a long long night.

It is, and I have only three beers left, but I might switch to cheap no-brand energy drinks to keep going.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:26

Captain Stalin: May 11, 2004; Have no fear, the Captain is here!

Wasn't there going to be another group of Blairites taking their shot to oust Corbyn from the labour leadership starting tonight?

Bet those plans got put on hold.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:26

ultrabindu: Jan 28, 2009

https://twitter.com/Samfr/status/872927273472716800

good grief

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:26

Elotana: Dec 12, 2003; and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account

Did any poll show the massive SNP -> Labour defections indicated by the exits?

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:26

JOHNSON COCKSLAP: Apr 2, 2017; by Lowtax

bbc saying the tories took 6 in scotland

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:26

Mu.: Sep 15, 2003; The thing about Forevereal Modding Mu is that he loves editing files and wants others to download his permanent mods. Fully editing, rich text, altering files and loving it. Download his mods and enjoy it.

Theresa May is a weak leader. Unelectable. She should resign.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:26

Kernel Monsoon: Jul 18, 2006

I feel a flicker of hope inside my heart. What should I do?

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:26

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Junior G-man posted:

I don't give a mousefart about this race to declare.

imagine actually living in newcastle or sunderland and watching this petty slapfight between local bureaucrats while fires rage in the streets*

*i've never felt the need to go to sunderland but I imagine there are fires in the streets

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:27

UrbicaMortis: Feb 16, 2012; Hmm, how shall I post today?

Tesseraction posted:

Just before we get too excited

https://twitter.com/ProfChalmers/status/872922467609792512

But please let the received wisdom eat poo poo

Even if they end up in government anyway, at least May will be destroyed. Nobody can take that from us.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:27

Tortuga: Aug 27, 2011; Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Not sure like I like this Geordie/Mackem thing of counting votes as fast as you can. I wouldn't want to buy a Nissan made with that sort of slapdash workmanship.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:27

baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Wish they'd actually give the NI seats instead of lumping them all in as OTHER

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:27

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

Elotana posted:

Did any poll show the massive SNP -> Labour defections indicated by the exits?

How do you know it's not snp to Tory ?

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:27

Darth Walrus: Feb 13, 2012

Even if the Tories overperform after this, we did it. We made the fuckers bleed, and they'll hopefully be too busy backstabbing each other to go after the rest of us.

Also, Survation must be sending smug as gently caress texts to their buddies in YouGov right now.

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:27

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

I'm an american but i wish you guys/labor good luck :toot:

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:27

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# ? May 14, 2024 14:07

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/872927408210554880

# ? Jun 8, 2017 22:28

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