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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
the world can get hosed if the exit poll is wrong this time.

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Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Al-Saqr posted:

But wait doesn't tories having 316 and labour having only 266 means labour Lost?!

It also means the tories called a completely optional election during which they lost seventeen seats, their opposition gained thirty-four, and they lost the ability to govern without help. It is loving glorious.

Not the best we could have gotten, but we're British, you have to temper your expectations.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Guy in the background grinning as McDonnell enjoys himself

Laura: ahaaaaahaha! ha! hahaa!!!!

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

Not funny.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

XMNN posted:

theres not even one result yet

i just feel this is all v premature

It is but it's too late. We've all been tamping down hope very sensibly but this is too much. If it all goes wrong, that will be crushing but for now, for now we're just going to bathe in the sheer joy of something good happening for once.

https://twitter.com/stephenkb/status/872928374787895296

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol jeremy vine seems really happy he can go all in for showmanship

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


This BBC hyperzone of election tabling hurts my loving brain. Who is this clown presenter?

DAMAGE TO THE CONSERVATIVES.

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

NRVNQSR posted:

This is the first time I can remember that an exit poll has come out and no party's politicians are happy with it.

Can anyone get an even slightly plausible coalition out of the exit poll numbers? Some back of an envelope maths suggest that even CON+UU+DUP+UKIP(0?) might only hit ~325. Who else could they get? Could any of those four jump ship to a progressive alliance?

Will Corbyn have to ask Sinn Fein MPs to sit in parliament now? hahah

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Jeremy Vine is fully erect

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

NRVNQSR posted:

This is the first time I can remember that an exit poll has come out and no party's politicians are happy with it.

Mate, Corbs & co have to be happier than pigs in poo poo right now.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
Guys, I was out seeing Wonder Woman, what did I miss?

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
If nothing else this is loving hilarious. Theresa May Not (have a majority)

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Is this what it feels to be proud of your country? It's been so goddamn long.

return0
Apr 11, 2007
Genuinely what next, another election?

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
shakey ole' boy doing virtual dance dance revolution on the beeb

time for some stimulants.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Mays finished. Tories with near double digit majorities getting turfed out

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Life long Liverpool fan and socialist here.

This hurts, but is well earned.

I declare that it is good.

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
Either way this goes, thread title was correct.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Why do the LibDems even exist if they don't want a coalition with either the Tories or Labour?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Anybidy expressing a lack of hope from this page forward will be delcared unposters and thread enemies.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
Reminder that the Brexit talks are due to start in 10 days

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Snipee posted:

gently caress this thread, I'm giving in to hope.

I'm not going to Nyargh!

gently caress I need to start drinking soon, waiting for drinking buddy.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Exit poll has Portsmouth South staying blue and Slough staying red. A good poll

Pork Lift
Oct 9, 2007

Winner of the 2012
:dong: Highway Traffic :dong:
Prediction Razzies

I just wanna thank piss flaps for giving labour another chance. We're still likely to get ratfucked but that exit poll is promising enough that I cheered.

Prime Minister Gove will make for many fun gifs as we die in our hospital beds.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
just how accurate were the exit polls last time? i know they got the majority but even then?

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

return0 posted:

Genuinely what next, another election?

Whoever can cobble together a coalition can form a government.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/jrmaidment/status/872923620674338816

That fucker got us into this mess. I'd happily slap that face.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Exit poll has Bristol North West going Labour. Good to see our posho Clifton brothers joining the revolution :smug:

Weavered
Jun 23, 2013

I'm bored of this I'm going for a Twix.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

return0 posted:

Genuinely what next, another election?

Almost certainly.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

I want to live in VR world with Jeremy Vine and the eggheads

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I haven't been a "regular" in this thread for long but I vaguely remember, around and after brexit, big fights between you guys around Corbyn. Corbyn supporters usually had the best arguments, but politics is poo poo so who knows?

That's the main takeaway I had up until these elections, and I was under the impression that he was a genuinely good guy. Good to know you guys kept me up to speed :D

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Scotland is going Tory now, loving desperate for that indyref

Ikwaylx
Aug 19, 2011

Drop the bandibass!

Got my monster munch ready for a long night guys. Pickled onion naturally.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Zephro posted:

Reminder that the Brexit talks are due to start in 10 days

This is really important to get in mind.

Strong and stable leadership in the Brussels' negotiations indeed.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

mcdonnell on the bbc is loving it

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



serious gaylord posted:

Mays finished. Tories with near double digit majorities getting turfed out

Less than a year in power before being turfed out following a massive cock up. At least Cameron cracked the half decade mark.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
is there an irc

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
"Ukip : Special place"

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Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Never stop reversing Brexit

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