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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
heres sunderland

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

hah eat it sunderland you slowpokes!!

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

thats the vote share increase not swing

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Rakosi posted:

Apparently exit polls in safe seats are less accurate for some reason?

The exit polls focus on likely swing seats not safe ones

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
I'm stressed and I'm not even British. Why do I care? Who knows.

C'mon Labour, the luck o' de Oirish to ya.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Praseodymi posted:

Where's this 2% from? That's not what the website says.

2% swing in Newcastle

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



I'm not sure one seat is enough to draw conclusions about the poll...

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
mackem cunts with their lovely sound system

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Didn't he pledge to drink arsenic over this?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
dimblebys figures have labour winning more UKIP votes

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

I look forward to seeing sad Daily Mail readers.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Rakosi posted:

Apparently exit polls in safe seats are less accurate for some reason?

Because people don't exit poll as heavily in seats which are basically already settled; the majority fo the exit polling as I understand it focusses on marginals.

I honestly find it so difficult to care about this. I'd rather get some sleep and find out how horrible it all is tomorrow.

return0
Apr 11, 2007
Tense

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

The UK is ungovernable, get it right you london poo poo.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
turns out the exit poll is poo poo and Laura K is looking happy, time to break out the Glenfiddich.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Ok I've gone from hope to palpitations

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
right i'm going to sleep to a tory majority since ukip seem to be doing insanely badly

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Will Ospreay is saying the exit poll is a fraud

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
If the exit poll is proper wrong then the ukmt thread title will forever be that thing about hope and lies

Hail Tzeentch

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/872931826444193792

YES WEE NICOLA

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Zephro posted:

I'm working tomorrow and drinking anyway, like a civilised human being

I have a bonus in that my first job of the day is a mile away, and I have the crap I need to do it so I don't need to leave my house until like 8:50 so I can get up at half 8 if I need to. BRING IT ON

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time


Labour's vote share compared to Labour's vote share is up 9.9.

Labours vote share compared to tory vote share is up 2% and exit poll predicted more.

BobbyThompson
Mar 23, 2001

Pissflaps posted:

mackem cunts with their lovely sound system

Aye.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




African AIDS cum posted:

Exit polls were very wrong re: Trump. And America is actually decent at polling.

Another gimmick getting a bit stale? Put some effort in already

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Zephro posted:

If the exit poll is proper wrong then the ukmt thread title will forever be that thing about hope and lies

Hail Tzeentch

Lol as if ukmt will survive the wave of suicides

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
Seriously if the exit poll is wrong this time.

Dugong
Mar 18, 2013

I don't know what to do,
I'm going to lose my mind

Is it a rule that pollsters have to be loving weird?

ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009

tranquilo, says Jeremy Corbyn

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Even if the Tories win a majority, it will be small and May will be utterly humiliated. Obviously a hung parliament is the dream but we don't want a repeat of 2015.

Bland
Aug 31, 2008


Winner Of The TRP I dont actually remember the contest im pretty high right now here's your venkys tag


NoneMoreNegative posted:

hah eat it sunderland you slowpokes!!

this is an outrage

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
https://twitter.com/RyannTodd/status/872922127426605056

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Marenghi posted:

Corbyn has previously indicated he supported a United Ireland. Perhaps they could throw behind their support in exchange for the North.

I don't think corbyn wants to restart the Troubles. Not to mention the RoI has a say on if they get united.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


You lot are hopeful aren't you. What part of not hoping till the complete result did you not understand? All you are going to do is let the Universe smack you even harder then before.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Ok I've gone from hope to palpitations

Aye.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

ElNarez posted:

tranquilo, says Jeremy Corbyn

In tribute to Tetsuya Naito, Corbyn puts his foot through the front window of Number 10.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


jabby posted:

Even if the Tories win a majority, it will be small and May will be utterly humiliated. Obviously a hung parliament is the dream but we don't want a repeat of 2015.

If May returns with a smaller majority than currently, it'll be loving madness.

Plus, who knows if she'd survive.

Boris Johnson 4 PM not entirely unlikely.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

ElNarez posted:

tranquilo, says Jeremy Corbyn

Amiguito, calma.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
that sunderland swing is bad

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Extreme0 posted:

You lot are hopeful aren't you. What part of not hoping till the complete result did you not understand? All you are going to do is let the Universe smack you even harder then before.

We can be happy for a few hours.

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awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Extreme0 posted:

You lot are hopeful aren't you. What part of not hoping till the complete result did you not understand? All you are going to do is let the Universe smack you even harder then before.

Stop it with this defeatist bullshit.

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