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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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BobbyThompson
Mar 23, 2001

Zephro posted:

I'm working tomorrow and drinking anyway, like a civilised human being

I booked annual leave for tomorrow so I can get shitfaced on red wine then eat a Tesco finest lasagne at about 4am and sleep for 10hrs.

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RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
OK I am clocking out thread, see you tomorrow and hopefully we're not all hosed

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

UrbicaMortis posted:

I don't think corbyn wants to restart the Troubles. Not to mention the RoI has a say on if they get united.

On the second point, in the ROI we are legally obliged to hold a referendum on reunification if it passes in NI

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


awesome-express posted:

Stop it with this defeatist bullshit.

The Truth is harsh but it's never wrong.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
Let's talk about the Lib Dems for a while as if anyone gives a poo poo.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
People lie in exit polls

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

jabby posted:

Even if the Tories win a majority, it will be small and May will be utterly humiliated. Obviously a hung parliament is the dream but we don't want a repeat of 2015.
Yea, I think it's worth remembering that the expectation was a Labour wipeout. If the Tories only have a small majority that's still a massive loving upset for them.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
ill be honest with you lads i was delighted to have been wrong as hell about this election and was feeling excited about labour and i will not be happy if this exit poll is very wrong

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo
Is hope not a lie? I just woke up.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013


this is a poison chalice if I've ever seen one. No-one who resides over brexit and the accompanying recession is going to survive the next election. Make the tories own their monster.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



BobbyThompson posted:

I booked annual leave for tomorrow so I can get shitfaced on red wine then eat a Tesco finest lasagne at about 4am and sleep for 10hrs.

Why didn't I do this?

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Oh ffs do i GET TO SLEEP NICOLA?!

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

African AIDS cum posted:

People lie in exit polls

they do

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Extreme0 posted:

You lot are hopeful aren't you. What part of not hoping till the complete result did you not understand? All you are going to do is let the Universe smack you even harder then before.

away and throw pish over urself

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
If nothing else at least UKIP is getting annihilated.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

YouGov guy reminds me of Alan Sugar which is bad

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

BobbyThompson posted:

I booked annual leave for tomorrow so I can get shitfaced on red wine then eat a Tesco finest lasagne at about 4am and sleep for 10hrs.

That is a good idea.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

jBrereton posted:

Stormont and UK MP elections are different I think

I don't know what you mean. Over the course of parliament mps will die or retire . By elections tend to favour the opposition. See: Majors government.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Pissflaps posted:

ill be honest with you lads i was delighted to have been wrong as hell about this election and was feeling excited about labour and i will not be happy if this exit poll is very wrong

People were celebrating too early.

Weasling Weasel
Oct 20, 2010
I know it don't mean anything after two seats, but the results have not made me feel certain about this Exit Poll being accurate.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Pissflaps posted:

that sunderland swing is bad

Wouldn't base the whole election result on what the parmo loving mentalists did.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Gort posted:

If nothing else at least UKIP is getting annihilated.

Or the Tories have been annihilated and UKIP will, like the alien chestburster, soon eat its seemingly living body.

return0
Apr 11, 2007

Pissflaps posted:

ill be honest with you lads i was delighted to have been wrong as hell about this election and was feeling excited about labour and i will not be happy if this exit poll is very wrong

i hope the exit poll is not wrong, or is wrong in a good way

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Pissflaps posted:

mackem cunts with their lovely sound system

Watch it, bonny lad. I thought you wanted Labour to win, then Cor until taken out and shot. The Sunderland Lib Dem seems to be about 12.

It's also gratifying to see UKIP falling to bits. Looks like Nutall and his poo poo fascists will be down the job centre tomorrow. Oh, great, Neil Hamilton.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Junior G-man posted:

Or the Tories have been annihilated and UKIP will, like the alien chestburster, soon eat its seemingly living body.

Pigs and farmers both at the table, eh?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/872939681788432389

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


namesake posted:

Pigs and farmers both at the table, eh?

And Jezza looked from man to pig, and pig to man ...

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
2 good tory results in labour strongholds. Odd case.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Hope is a lie. Good luck all night goons you crazy loving misery lovers

Crosspeice
Aug 9, 2013

Well right now Labour is winning 100% of the seats, let's keep it up.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Is hope not a lie? I just woke up.
Hope status: still quite possibly a lie

return0
Apr 11, 2007
Tories and Labour now saying exit poll is wrong

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Wouldn't base the whole election result on what the parmo loving mentalists did.

what

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Pissflaps posted:

ill be honest with you lads i was delighted to have been wrong as hell about this election and was feeling excited about labour and i will not be happy if this exit poll is very wrong

You're a good lad

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

return0 posted:

Tories and Labour now saying exit poll is wrong

Well, it'll probably be wrong, but by how much and in what direction?

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

which loving way?

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

return0 posted:

Tories and Labour now saying exit poll is wrong

How the gently caress would they know? The exit poll has far more date, and far more accurate data, than either of them.

It's all bullshit at this point.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

c0burn posted:

which loving way?

the worst way, always the worst way.

Banano
Jan 10, 2005
Soiled Meat

baka kaba posted:

YouGov guy reminds me of Alan Sugar which is bad

I was watching with the sound off and I thought it was him

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Nanako the Narc
Sep 6, 2011

"And so, shocked by recent events, the pack reverts to its natural instincts and turns on its most vulnerable member, she May not last the night..."

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