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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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"They're having a proper scrap!"

I've seen worse trying to get on the blue line during rush hour. England is just so quint. I wanna live there. It would be life only on easy mode.

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Zaphod42 posted:

It has nothing to do with me. The real schadenfreude is that everybody who posted in the FFXIV thread on one page got this same stupid avatar because of ImpAtom. Its his fault. None of the rest of us were even talking about him.

Seriously go click on the FFXIV thread in games and half the posters have this lovely avatar now

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3726685&pagenumber=1940

Hey Avatar hijack buddy! :) :hf: :)

Jastiger has a new favorite as of 14:34 on Jun 8, 2017

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
how much money do you reckon's been spent buying you those Sherman avs by now?

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Slugnoid posted:

how much money do you reckon's been spent buying you those Sherman avs by now?

Probably close to 100$

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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GrandpaPants posted:

Maine Man Who Was Denied Assistance at City Office Releases About 100 Bedbugs on Counter: http://ktla.com/2017/06/05/angry-man-denied-assistance-releases-around-100-bed-bugs-in-city-office/

That's great

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
Kurt Eichenwald, soon to be divorcee, has this to say:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

All I get is "not authorized to view" from my phone, so what does it say?

verymoldy
May 23, 2004

marshmallow creep posted:

All I get is "not authorized to view" from my phone, so what does it say?

Kurt 'Hentai Fan' Eichenwald posted:

No one hacked my account. We were searching to prove to my wife tentacle porn exists. See text convo. I only removed names and drug names.

And there's a screencapture of a really flimsy sort of weird conversation about hentai that this man apparently had with his wife after he posted a photo of his tabs, one of which included hentai.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

The hentai in the tab also apparently doesn't have tentacles and he commented with his real name on it too

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Man, just fess up

You like Sakura Flower Nannies 18 or whatever, its all good

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM.... I'm actually NOT bothered by this avatar
so about an hour after all this stuff blows up on the internet, his wife (who hasn't texted him since 3pm yesterday) sends him an unsolicited text message saying "hey, is it true that you were only looking at tentacle porn to confirm that it exists?" to which he replied "why yes of course, wifey"

welp that solves that, good work boys

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Sagebrush posted:

so about an hour after all this stuff blows up on the internet, his wife (who hasn't texted him since 3pm yesterday) sends him an unsolicited text message saying "hey, is it true that you were only looking at tentacle porn to confirm that it exists?" to which he replied "why yes of course, wifey"

welp that solves that, good work boys

You have it backwards; the text is him asking his wife if he and their sons were looking up tentacle porn to prove to her it exists.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Sagebrush posted:

so about an hour after all this stuff blows up on the internet, his wife (who hasn't texted him since 3pm yesterday) sends him an unsolicited text message saying "hey, is it true that you were only looking at tentacle porn to confirm that it exists?" to which he replied "why yes of course, wifey"

welp that solves that, good work boys

Other way around. He sent her a message saying "hey, wasn't I proving to you that tentacle porn exists?" which she confirmed. Looking at the timestamps on the other messages, it looks like they text infrequently in general.

Edit: :argh:

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Did someone post the call-out tweet earlier and I just missed it? Because it's really worth a look. (No images, but many NWS words)

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/c3mWR6t.png

I hope it was "smell".

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Who is this person and why does anyone give a rat's rear end that he watches hentai?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I'm pretty certain that it's entirely people getting a kick out of trolling kurt, nobody actually cares that he looks at hentai. Hell, the people posting various screenshots of the tags are from an entirely different site from the one kurt was looking at and shows that they too are at least somewhat familiar with certain hentai sites.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Azhais posted:

Who is this person and why does anyone give a rat's rear end that he watches hentai?

some ex NYtimes writer who enjoys owning himself publicly

"ex" nytimes writer due to that one time he was """"""""'researching"""""" a story on child porn and accidentally got caught sending a teen boy money

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

bring back old gbs posted:

some ex NYtimes writer who enjoys owning himself publicly

"ex" nytimes writer due to that one time he was """"""""'researching"""""" a story on child porn and accidentally got caught sending a teen boy money

And now the story is spreading

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

I don't really care what kind of porn he looks at, but it's always funny when someone accidentally reveals that information to the public, specially people who are well known to some degree.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

He's also the guy that said he had a seizure from a gif someone tweeted at him, and he got said tweeter arrested and charged (that tweeter is also a notorious internet nazi)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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syscall girl posted:

And now the story is spreading

Oh god that isn't a tentacle porn term is it

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

I believe he not only paid $2k to a child porn star/victim but also had admin access on a cp sever

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Data Graham posted:

Oh god that isn't a tentacle porn term is it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal

Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003

Pillbug

bring back old gbs posted:

some ex NYtimes writer who enjoys owning himself publicly

"ex" nytimes writer due to that one time he was """"""""'researching"""""" a story on child porn and accidentally got caught sending a teen boy money

Somebody post the AntFan pic about him loving hentai

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
http://i.imgur.com/h9s9wAy.gifv

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:


quote:

In June 2012, the Federal Election Commission sued Craig for repayment of $217,000 of campaign funds plus fines of $6,500 from the former Senator and his treasurer, Kaye O'Riordan. Craig used the money to pay for his defense in the case. In an August 2012 filing, Craig's lawyer Andrew Herman wrote "Not only was the trip itself constitutionally required, but Senate rules sanction reimbursement for any cost relating to a senator's use of a bathroom while on official travel";

loving lol

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

you really need to hear the sound of his head hitting the asphalt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMg5wwn8M5s

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




This is amazing, it just gets funnier and funnier as I'm scrolling down. I didn't even see the "no cash accepted" sticker the first time. A+ good picture

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Looks like the conservatives just lost the prime minister spot

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

waggles posted:

One of the things that grinds my gears are people that abuse the privileges of the disabled like parking in handicap zones.

If you are the guy who gives me the stinkeye for parking in handicapped parking, gently caress you, I'm picking up my elderly grandmother and the last time she tried to walk a significant distance down a parking lot in Alabama heat, she had a heart attack. The tag isn't for ME.

(seriously though, the parking thing might not be obvious why people need it.)

Alereon
Feb 6, 2004

Dehumanize yourself and face to Trumpshed
College Slice

AlmightyBob posted:

Looks like the conservatives just lost the prime minister spot
Two weeks ago she sent this tweet intended to scare supporters that actually galvanized the opposition:
https://twitter.com/theresa_may/status/865855578454806529?lang=en

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

AlmightyBob posted:

Looks like the conservatives just lost the prime minister spot

We're not all completely hosed yet? There's still hope, maybe?

orange sky
May 7, 2007

dumb. posted:

We're not all completely hosed yet? There's still hope, maybe?

exit polls might be wrong, still :/

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Midnight Voyager posted:

If you are the guy who gives me the stinkeye for parking in handicapped parking, gently caress you, I'm picking up my elderly grandmother and the last time she tried to walk a significant distance down a parking lot in Alabama heat, she had a heart attack. The tag isn't for ME.

(seriously though, the parking thing might not be obvious why people need it.)

And people can be disabled without looking disabled.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Picnic Princess posted:

And people can be disabled without looking disabled.

Way back in college, I was in class with someone who bragged that they had their parents put a handicapped tag on her vehicle (one or both of them were) just so she could park in the spots.

But usually its what you said.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Midnight Voyager posted:

If you are the guy who gives me the stinkeye for parking in handicapped parking, gently caress you, I'm picking up my elderly grandmother and the last time she tried to walk a significant distance down a parking lot in Alabama heat, she had a heart attack. The tag isn't for ME.

(seriously though, the parking thing might not be obvious why people need it.)
i'd be careful with that, since if the tagholder isn't in the vehicle with you, it's not a legit use.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1RO9wsfPUU

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

orange sky posted:

exit polls might be wrong, still :/

Well BBC now says "Tories to be largest party - exit poll". How does that make you feel?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

mobby_6kl posted:

Well BBC now says "Tories to be largest party - exit poll". How does that make you feel?

Largest party isn't majority. Some countries have more than 2 parties. Exit polls show Tories getting 314 and they need 326 to form majority govt. Everyone and their cousin have declared they won't form a minority govt with May (but lol at that holding up to the light of day when power is involved).

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Elizabethan Error posted:

i'd be careful with that, since if the tagholder isn't in the vehicle with you, it's not a legit use.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1RO9wsfPUU

actually the video says in that case the officer walks you to find the person the tag is for

and $880 god drat

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