UKMT General Elextravaganza 2017: Lord Buckethead would have won

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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is: This poll is closed.
Labour	907	49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative)	48	2.64%
Liberal Democrats	31	1.71%
UKIP	13	0.72%
Plaid Cymru	25	1.38%
Green	22	1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party	12	0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party	1	0.06%
Scottish National Party	59	3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist	4	0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian	3	0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist	36	1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots	35	1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash	8	0.44%
Monster Raving Loony	49	2.70%
Space Navies Party	39	2.15%
Independent / Single Issue	2	0.11%
Can't Vote	188	10.35%
Won't Vote	8	0.44%
Spoiled Ballot	15	0.83%
Pissflaps	312	17.17%
Total:	1817 votes

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Extreme0: Feb 28, 2013; I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!

Pissflaps posted:

Those are code words for sex acts.

Aye he better be prepared for the pegging.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:27

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:43

JOHNSON COCKSLAP: Apr 2, 2017; by Lowtax

lol the manifesto co-ordinator going.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:27

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a tiny beaverman named hollobone apparently won kettering

what the gently caress is this poo poo, the witcher 3: wild hunt?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:27

NewMars: Mar 10, 2013

Josh Lyman posted:

Sounds like there's gonna be... a battle

Let's not be... Hasty.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:27

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Carling for a good British lad

Tastes like spam.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:27

kustomkarkommando: Oct 22, 2012

drat that Kettering mp's little bio shot

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:27

JOHNSON COCKSLAP: Apr 2, 2017; by Lowtax

is this actually better for labour, 4-6 to in scotland, not 1.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:28

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Darth Windu posted:

One of my British roommates who is super cute asked me if I liked lager or beer better and I thought lager was beer so I just kinda bluffed and I hope she didn't figure out that I didn't know

Best learn yourself quick son, else you're find yourself in one of three camps (lager, beer, don't know/care) and you'll want to get in the right one for you as a person.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:28

kustomkarkommando: Oct 22, 2012

In a union jack tracksuit

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:28

Gort: Aug 18, 2003; Good day what ho cup of tea

Tories holding Kettering, but Labour up 5.3% on them.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:28

Nanako the Narc: Sep 6, 2011

Is the Tory Ketting MP wearing a loving union jack jacket?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:28

Darth Windu: Mar 17, 2009; by Smythe

Pissflaps posted:

Those are code words for sex acts.

Some girls at work today were talking about sex acts called Love Island and the Blazing Squad

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:28

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

You did it, Jeremy, by god you actually loving did it hope is real after all. :unsmith:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:28

Extreme0: Feb 28, 2013; I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!

Taintrunner posted:

a tiny beaverman named hollobone apparently won kettering

what the gently caress is this poo poo, the witcher 3: wild hunt?

Yes. We are in fact in the future of The Witcher 3.

It expalins why everything is depressing all the time.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:28

mediadave: Sep 8, 2011

Gort posted:

Tories holding Kettering, but Labour up 5.3% on them.

did they say how it compares to the exit poll? (and yougov?)

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:29

ShaneMacGowansTeeth: May 22, 2007; I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Tastes like spam.

can't drink Stella cos it tastes burnt, can't drink Fosters because it makes me vomit

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:29

Midnight-: Aug 22, 2007; Pain or damage don't end the world, or despair, or fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man - and give some back.

Whats the IRC?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:29

Gort: Aug 18, 2003; Good day what ho cup of tea

https://twitter.com/johnprescott/status/872957575788101632

John Prescott is the best. Can I get him for deputy leader again?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:29

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Latin Pheonix posted:

Is the Tory Ketting MP wearing a loving union jack jacket?

Gotta shore up those UKIP votes!

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:30

kustomkarkommando: Oct 22, 2012

Is the UKIP vote just splitting to favour challengers to incumbents

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:30

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

Latin Pheonix posted:

Is the Tory Ketting MP wearing a loving union jack jacket?

It's Kettering, I've been there. It's a bit like that.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:30

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Jeremy Corbyn is a loving saint.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:30

Darth Windu: Mar 17, 2009; by Smythe

Extreme0 posted:

Yes. We are in fact in the future of The Witcher 3.

It expalins why everything is depressing all the time.

I'm the sexy lady witch

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:30

baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Not entirely sure if hope is a lie or not. If it helps, I'm 11 cans of lager to the wind. I'm going to wake up hungover and disappointed, aren't I?

Keep telling you man

JUST
CORB

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:30

Renaissance Robot: Oct 10, 2010; Bite my furry metal ass

Ave ukmt, I've been on holiday since May 25th.

What the gently caress happened!? :psyduck:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:30

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Carling is a cruel drink forced upon the foolish

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

can't drink Stella cos it tastes burnt, can't drink Fosters because it makes me vomit

Vomit would be better hth

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:30

JOHNSON COCKSLAP: Apr 2, 2017; by Lowtax

kustomkarkommando posted:

Is the UKIP vote just splitting to favour challengers to incumbents

it's generally easier to campaign for change.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:30

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

Oh Lord the foundation tan line there lmao

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:30

SpaceDrake: Dec 22, 2006; I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

Hexyflexy posted:

It's Kettering, I've been there. It's a bit like that.

So Kettering is the rural Texas of the UK then?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:31

Extreme0: Feb 28, 2013; I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!