UKMT General Elextravaganza 2017: Lord Buckethead would have won

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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is: This poll is closed.
Labour	907	49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative)	48	2.64%
Liberal Democrats	31	1.71%
UKIP	13	0.72%
Plaid Cymru	25	1.38%
Green	22	1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party	12	0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party	1	0.06%
Scottish National Party	59	3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist	4	0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian	3	0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist	36	1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots	35	1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash	8	0.44%
Monster Raving Loony	49	2.70%
Space Navies Party	39	2.15%
Independent / Single Issue	2	0.11%
Can't Vote	188	10.35%
Won't Vote	8	0.44%
Spoiled Ballot	15	0.83%
Pissflaps	312	17.17%
Total:	1817 votes

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JOHNSON COCKSLAP: Apr 2, 2017; by Lowtax

it took decades to get rid of thatcher 1.

thatcher 2 didn't last a year

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:38

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# ? May 15, 2024 16:47

School Nickname: Apr 23, 2010; *fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*

Gort posted:

https://twitter.com/johnprescott/status/872957575788101632

John Prescott is the best. Can I get him for deputy leader again?

I first saw this tweet not here, but in a retweet by our very own Duncan/Triticum Guzzler (@wheatretard). Truly the best poster on the forums.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:38

Gort: Aug 18, 2003; Good day what ho cup of tea

Tories hold Broxbourne, Labour up 4% there

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:38

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

BBC reckon Tories have lost Battersea :stare:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:39

double nine: Aug 8, 2013

Apraxin posted:

God, if May squeaks back in with majority of 10 or less, and we end up with a reverse John Major with mad ol' Ken Clarke and half-dozen pro-Remain Tories holding the government hostage whenever they feel like it...

My body is ready.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:39

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Crikey, I read Mhairi Black is on the button for losing her seat.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:39

NewMars: Mar 10, 2013

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

it took decades to get rid of thatcher 1.

thatcher 2 didn't last a year

She was aiming to beat Trump's Nixon speedrun.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:39

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Tallying done in Banff and Buchan. Straight fight between Tory and SNP, TCTC.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:39

Trin Tragula: Apr 22, 2005

That Nuneaton result is potentially good news for Labour again; it looks like they've taken half the UKIP vote and brought a few more people out to vote for Jeremy Corbyn's manifesto. Mood improving cautiously.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:39

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

Some big tory scalps tonight

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:39

kustomkarkommando: Oct 22, 2012

Thurrock AND Battersea would deffo put us on a path to a hung parliament

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:40

jabby: Oct 27, 2010

Keunsberg now saying if predictions correct Corbyn has massively confounded the whole political establishment.

This election is basically re-drawing the political map, and it's amazing.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:40

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

Lots of high ranking Tories at risk now

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:40

kustomkarkommando: Oct 22, 2012

Well not 100% deffo but those would be stinging defeats with the UKIP vote going all over the place

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:40

Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

NewMars posted:

She was aiming to beat Trump's Nixon speedrun.

There's more news since 5?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:41

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Mr. Flunchy posted:

hahahahahahahaaaaahhhhahahahahaha

Love the extra subliminal touch of having Corbyn snarl. All the rest happy go lucky, but Corbyn is evil!

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:41

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Crikey, I read Mhairi Black is on the button for losing her seat.

The one SNP mp I would miss.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:41

JOHNSON COCKSLAP: Apr 2, 2017; by Lowtax

if the south goes labour and the north goes tory loving :getin:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:41

Young Hegelian: Aug 27, 2012

Trin Tragula posted:

That Nuneaton result is potentially good news for Labour again; it looks like they've taken half the UKIP vote and brought a few more people out to vote for Jeremy Corbyn's manifesto. Mood improving cautiously.

Looked to me like Labour underperformed Yougov's projection, however. Right? I might be reading it wrong. I could not be further from an expert.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:41

Extreme0: Feb 28, 2013; I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!

Jedit posted:

Tallying done in Banff and Buchan. Straight fight between Tory and SNP, TCTC.

Tory wins because voters voted for Labour which split the vote.

Calling it.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:41

Weasling Weasel: Oct 20, 2010

Yougov : Nuneaton and Broxbourne are better for tories by around 4% then in You Gov poll, Labour vote pretty much as you gov predicted. So not as good as a result for those two.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:42

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

TheRat posted:

Lots of high ranking Tories at risk now

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:42

Gort: Aug 18, 2003; Good day what ho cup of tea

Labour holds Middlesborough, but tories up by 1.4%

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:43

Prince John: Jun 20, 2006; Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Lol at Marr: "Nobody ever expected Corbyn to be such a cracking campaigner."

Apart from anyone who followed his leadership campaigns.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 00:43

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."