UKMT General Elextravaganza 2017: Lord Buckethead would have won

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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is: This poll is closed.
Labour	907	49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative)	48	2.64%
Liberal Democrats	31	1.71%
UKIP	13	0.72%
Plaid Cymru	25	1.38%
Green	22	1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party	12	0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party	1	0.06%
Scottish National Party	59	3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist	4	0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian	3	0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist	36	1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots	35	1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash	8	0.44%
Monster Raving Loony	49	2.70%
Space Navies Party	39	2.15%
Independent / Single Issue	2	0.11%
Can't Vote	188	10.35%
Won't Vote	8	0.44%
Spoiled Ballot	15	0.83%
Pissflaps	312	17.17%
Total:	1817 votes

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Kegluneq: Feb 18, 2011; Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Gonzo McFee posted:

THE CHANCES OF CORBYN BECOMING PM

ARE A MILLION TO ONE THEY CRIED

BUT STILL WE CUUUUUUUM

gently caress I am not getting any sleep tonight. Hope no one in Lancashire needs a social care assessment tomorrow!

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:20

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:45

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

Alertrelic posted:

It's 2015 SNP voters going back to Labour, because of Corbyn.

Labour's share is barely changing, the only things that are changing are the tories are gaining support and the SNP is hemorrhaging it.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:20

TACD: Oct 27, 2000

Namtab posted:

I love u

Did you seduce pissflaps yet

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:20

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

BiohazrD posted:

further proof that trump is the greatest president ever: destroying american hegemony, and the conservative party

please take us back

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:20

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Who else has got that slavery apologist's post when Corbyn won the Labour leadership election on standby so we can post it nonstop when the Boy Corbyn is PM.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:20

Dr Snofeld: Apr 30, 2009

Forgive me if I'm being too ignorant, but if we end up with a Labour-led government, or even a minority Tory one, does that leave Indy2 dead in the water? Anecdotally I hear a lot of "getting away from the Tories" as a reason for wanting to vote Yes. I think that if May gets her arse kicked like we're hoping, and somehow the Indy2 referendum goes ahead, the Remain vote would be even higher than last time because, hey, the Tories aren't actively in power at the moment.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:20

JOHNSON COCKSLAP: Apr 2, 2017; by Lowtax

Baron Corbyn posted:

everyone mocked YouGov for calling this a toss up.

YouGov you loving bottlers, you could have been polling heroes lmao

kinda felt something might have happened last year when the EU vote went only 51-49. This is the single longest held seat in the UK. This is huge and wonderful and Im so happy to live here

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:21

J33uk: Oct 24, 2005

Dr Snofeld posted:

Forgive me if I'm being too ignorant, but if we end up with a Labour-led government, or even a minority Tory one, does that leave Indy2 dead in the water? Anecdotally I hear a lot of "getting away from the Tories" as a reason for wanting to vote Yes. I think that if May gets her arse kicked like we're hoping, and somehow the Indy2 referendum goes ahead, the Remain vote would be even higher than last time because, hey, the Tories aren't actively in power at the moment.

It is beyond dead at this point if things hold

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:21

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

Dr Snofeld posted:

Forgive me if I'm being too ignorant, but if we end up with a Labour-led government, or even a minority Tory one, does that leave Indy2 dead in the water? Anecdotally I hear a lot of "getting away from the Tories" as a reason for wanting to vote Yes. I think that if May gets her arse kicked like we're hoping, and somehow the Indy2 referendum goes ahead, the Remain vote would be even higher than last time because, hey, the Tories aren't actively in power at the moment.

Indy 2 is dead in the water.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:21

Gort: Aug 18, 2003; Good day what ho cup of tea

Whoa, what happened in Leigh? Labour hold, but tories gain 10.9%

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:21

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

Amber Rudd looks devastated

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:21

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

https://twitter.com/stephenkb/status/872971252918611968
wow, if this holds up

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:22

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Amber Rudd on the beeb looking like she's shat herself. Please oh please.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:22

Crameltonian: Mar 27, 2010

jabby posted:

Who is this Labour douchebag on the BBC making GBS threads on Corbyn for not being a potential Prime Minister? Just gently caress off.

Peter Hain? Minister under New Labour, you'll hate him

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:22

Lovechop: Feb 1, 2005; cheers mate

go jam man go

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:22

Gort: Aug 18, 2003; Good day what ho cup of tea

Labour holds wigan, gains 2.2%

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:22

H-Tail: Dec 18, 2005; "I'm not a crybaby"

Amber Rudd not looking happy :getin:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:22

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872972012377034753

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:23

Comrade Fakename: Feb 13, 2012

Darth Windu posted:

Chips are the flat thin sometimes ruffled potato slices classically eaten with sandwiches or at pubs. The " "chips" " you are referring to are actually called fries

Get the gently caress out of this thread.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:23

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Bathing in Amber Rudd's tears

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:23

peanut-: Feb 17, 2004; Fun Shoe

Labour taking Broxtowe seems big? Wasn't the midlands meant to go heavily Tory?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:23

Extreme0: Feb 28, 2013; I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!

Dr Snofeld posted:

Forgive me if I'm being too ignorant, but if we end up with a Labour-led government, or even a minority Tory one, does that leave Indy2 dead in the water? Anecdotally I hear a lot of "getting away from the Tories" as a reason for wanting to vote Yes. I think that if May gets her arse kicked like we're hoping, and somehow the Indy2 referendum goes ahead, the Remain vote would be even higher than last time because, hey, the Tories aren't actively in power at the moment.

It wouldn't be dead in the water but it will have the remain surge up.

it would leave the SNP really hosed on how they are going to get anywhere with their horse finally being near dead.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:23

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

I can't believe it, Jezza has beheaded May

jk I can believe. :getin:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:23

Snipee: Mar 27, 2010

TheRat posted:

Its so beautiful

https://twitter.com/ToryFibs/status/872516009629974535

The Reddit rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody is playing in my head.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:23

Pesky Splinter: Feb 16, 2011; A worried pug.

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/872955803287859200

Corbyn is our Thunderchild.

Coooommmee oooonnn Thunnnnnderrrchilllld!

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:23

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

i loving love seeing senior tories poo poo their pants it's why i watch this crap

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:23

Rakosi: May 5, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

Dr Snofeld posted:

Forgive me if I'm being too ignorant, but if we end up with a Labour-led government, or even a minority Tory one, does that leave Indy2 dead in the water? Anecdotally I hear a lot of "getting away from the Tories" as a reason for wanting to vote Yes. I think that if May gets her arse kicked like we're hoping, and somehow the Indy2 referendum goes ahead, the Remain vote would be even higher than last time because, hey, the Tories aren't actively in power at the moment.

The SNP vote is bleeding. There is an ever reducing case to make for an Indy2 vote at all.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:24

jabby: Oct 27, 2010

Holy poo poo that Tooting result. From 17k votes to over 34k.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:24

Sarmhan: Nov 1, 2011

Comrade Fakename posted:

Get the gently caress out of this thread.

He's a Poe's Law troll everywhere he posts. Better to not engage.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:24

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

https://twitter.com/johnestevens/status/872953455081660420

Oh i love this

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:24

Mulva: Sep 13, 2011; It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

That boy Corbyn....he fucks.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:24

c0burn: Sep 2, 2003; The KKKing

Labour DOUBLED their vote in Tooting from 17k to 34k from 2015>2017

# ? Jun 9, 2017 01:24

Kegluneq: Feb 18, 2011; Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...