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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Clipperton posted:

Order 'The Red Flag'

maybe this one


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr_UMhNMSOI

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Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Tories hold Putney, but down 10% and labour up 10%

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
i'm a filthy american who doesn't know poo poo other than that pissflaps sucks but i hope labour keeps doing well and i can congratulate some of my britfriends :yayclod:

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Chelb posted:

i'm a filthy american who doesn't know poo poo other than that pissflaps sucks but i hope labour keeps doing well and i can congratulate some of my britfriends :yayclod:

Jygallax
Oct 17, 2011

Every human being deserves respect. Even if if they are a little different.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

btw if you guys could go ahead and cancel Trump's visit that would be swell

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Justine Greening almost lost her 10k majority :psyduck:

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
Man, so close to winning Putney. 10% swing.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

Pissflaps posted:

Don't bother counting the seats like that. Labour seats come earlier and tory ones later - urban vs rural.

they're retaining what we expected them to lose and gaining more than we guessed

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
look at those dumbass lib dems in putney. so close

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


10% swing to labour in putney holy poo poo

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I don't understand why MPs should be especially nervous about their majorities shrinking when they keep the seat for 5 years (normally). That's plenty of time to appeal to your constituents.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

qhat posted:

Jeremy Corbyn is unelectable lads

Big if true.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Farron is at risk

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
Seriously tho what does a hung parliament mean

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I loving wish I put my money where my mouth was on Corbyn. I'd be a millionaire.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Glen Greenwald is having fun retweeting old tweets:

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/856145924468482048

lmao

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Wow that swing in Putney. Tories are going to be wiped out in London

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Sending more good wishes from the USA, we'll hold down the nite crew for ya!

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


As a boorish American, how hosed is everyone's least favorite PM? I'm not yet willing to believe that the Tories will lose their majority but the knives are at least coming out for Theresa "I'm Totally A Real Human Being" May, right?

Banano
Jan 10, 2005
Soiled Meat
bed was two hours ago, oh well time to crack the fourth beer

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Darth Windu posted:

Seriously tho what does a hung parliament mean

more big dicks than brains

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


Man, David Tennant aged fast.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Rarity posted:

Every time Labour make a gain I do a little wee

You must be swimming in piss, much like my president.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Rudd and clegg going would be an incredible set of results
Clegg is definitely out.

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

TheRat posted:

Justine Greening almost lost her 10k majority :psyduck:

10k to 1.5k. Madness

Actually gutted she kept her seat - friends at DFID say she was a terrible minister and took it in a bad direction

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Darth Windu posted:

Seriously tho what does a hung parliament mean

it means no party has a majority of seats

SpaceDrake
Dec 22, 2006

I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

labour seemingly doing even better than the exit poll in terms of seats?

A lot of middle England has yet to come in, that'll be a big Con tide in the same kind of way rural America is a big GOP tide.

Meanwhile, itbegins.avi: https://twitter.com/CompletePol/status/872977411075448832

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

Hey it's the first good post you've made in this thread thus far

THank you my friend :)

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

TheRat posted:

Glen Greenwald is having fun retweeting old tweets:

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/856145924468482048

lmao
Should've killed Ron Weasley numbnuts.

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

Does anyone have the results for Burnley? They say Labour's held it, but I can't find numbers anywhere.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Darth Windu posted:

Seriously tho what does a hung parliament mean
the major parties gotta beg the minor parties to help them do the things a government does

neither of the major parties has enough seats to do anything so they gotta compromise and jack off the two scottish guys

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

Crazycryodude posted:

As a boorish American, how hosed is everyone's least favorite PM? I'm not yet willing to believe that the Tories will lose their majority but the knives are at least coming out for Theresa "I'm Totally A Real Human Being" May, right?

I'd think they'll leave her to take the brexit fall, but tories are stupid enough that someone might want the poison leadership

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Tim Farron losing his seat is too much to hope for don't do this to me :ohdear:

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
Haha, oh, I didn't realise till now - LD == ZERO.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


ozmunkeh posted:

look at those dumbass lib dems in putney. so close
Seriously, good job killing yourselves just to make a point.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
The Tories winning in Scotland is bad for Corbyn

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Aw dammit I thought our country was the only one to do dumb green screen cgi bullshit in their news

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Darth Windu posted:

Seriously tho what does a hung parliament mean

It means that parties try to make a deal to combine their seats to form a working majority, then the deal falls through and we get another election

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872977738331828224

gently caress lib dems

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Dr Snofeld
Apr 30, 2009
ITV is running down the top 5 emojis about the election on Twitter, of all things.

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