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Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

evilweasel posted:

bad things happening to rupert murdoch, always good to see:

https://twitter.com/johnprescott/status/872957575788101632

UK election thread is pretty hot right now, I"m reading that

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Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



evilweasel posted:

the tory leader is going to be boris johnson who is going to schmooze up to trump even more

Pikavangelist posted:

Boris Johnson and Trumpy are literally the exact same human being, and you can't convince me otherwise.

Stickman
Feb 1, 2004

JohnCompany posted:

A lot about the law and various lawyerings.

Thanks to everyone for helping out an illawterate goon!

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

evilweasel posted:

the tory leader is going to be boris johnson who is going to schmooze up to trump even more
Could be him (and he is a grade A poo poo), could be Andrea Leadsom, could be someone else. But whoever it is is going to be working with a much slimmer majority, which means severe complications for the current plan of using a hard Brexit to align us away from the EU and towards Trump. And that's assuming they don't end up without a majority and needing to rely on Lib Dem votes, which is a strong possibility and would torpedo the project entirely. It's also assuming Labour doesn't end up in government, which... they probably won't? But only probably.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
https://twitter.com/Dbacks/status/872889256850501632

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I don't understand the UK elections but man, based on the UK thread (which is normally bitter as all gently caress), things are going very very VERY good for the left wing.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I don't understand the UK elections but man, based on the UK thread (which is normally bitter as all gently caress), things are going very very VERY good for the left wing.

The left-wing is going to lose fairly decently. But they are losing by much less than expected 6 weeks ago.

Tories will 100% have the largest party.

Shrieking Muppet
Jul 16, 2006

Why bother? They are going to have to move out pretty soon at this rate.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

The left-wing is going to lose fairly decently. But they are losing by much less than expected 6 weeks ago.

Tories will 100% have the largest party.

According to the betting market juts now the left wing guy is now favored to be Prime Minister.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Jesus. It's one thing when you hate your home team, but when your home team hates YOU...

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

According to the betting market juts now the left wing guy is now favored to be Prime Minister.

Betting markets are useful for making money on professional wrestling shows, not politics

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

According to the betting market juts now the left wing guy is now favored to be Prime Minister.

They are assuming Lib-Dems leave the Tory coalition, all the small parties join the Labor coalition, and Labour does better than the exit polls assume.

Possible, but still a lot of things have to go 100% right.

But the Tories will still be the biggest party and close to a majority. If Lib-Dems stick it out and the exits are accurate, then Corbyn won't be PM.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Well Tories still lost a ton when they were supposed to gain a ton.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Well Tories still lost a ton when they were supposed to gain a ton.

Yes, that's why people are excited.

But Labour isn't winning.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Wingnut Ninja posted:

After today's performance, I'm not sure if McCain actually understands what's going on enough to properly leak anything.

Well, he's able to leak in the way that Trump always thinks of.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Too bad the US doesn't do election do overs

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

nachos posted:

Too bad the US doesn't do election do overs
but really, who knows anymore, the R trail of succession could be so hosed in the case of impeachement/indictments that it may necessitate one

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

nachos posted:

Too bad the US doesn't do election do overs

In the US version of this metaphor:

Trump would win again, the Republicans would have 50 Senate seats instead, and 220 House seats.

And they all get to stay in office until 2025.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

but really, who knows anymore, the R trail of succession could be so hosed in the case of impeachement/indictments that it may necessitate one

This is less likely than the chance that you'll poo poo out a rainbow.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/chip_wollard/status/872974266396004352

2017 is the best.

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I don't understand the UK elections but man, based on the UK thread (which is normally bitter as all gently caress), things are going very very VERY good for the left wing.
In US terms: a month ago we thought we were heading for Reagan vs. Mondale. Yesterday, we thought the Republicans were headed for a majority large enough that they'd never have to worry about the House Freedom Caucus ever again. Now, we're somewhere on the spectrum between the Republicans having a razor-thin majority that leaves them paralysed, the Republicans having no majority at all and having to rely on independents, and a Democrat government relying on independents (and controlling Brexit). Also, for the last five elections we've been running Clintons who have been taking progressively worse shares of the vote and who lost the last two elections. This time we ran Bernie, and he's currently on track to do far, far better than the last Clinton. Also also, every Democratic congressman is Joe Manchin and they've been spending the entire time screaming about how the left wing is totally unelectable and overtly trying to destroy Bernie, and they have now comprehensively been proven wrong.

It is a Good Thing.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

but really, who knows anymore, the R trail of succession could be so hosed in the case of impeachement/indictments that it may necessitate one

It seems unlikely that it would go past Orin Hatch, though, which would probably not be a great outcome.

MrNemo
Aug 26, 2010

"I just love beeting off"

dont even fink about it posted:

Betting markets are useful for making money on professional wrestling shows, not politics

Professional bookmakers have historically been better predictors than UK pollsters (mostly because they get recorded near the election)

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Now I wish there was a leftwing version of Ben Garrison to draw a comically buff Corbyn trampling over Blairites while spouting whatever the English version of "Not an argument" is.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


MrNemo posted:

Professional bookmakers have historically been better predictors than UK pollsters (mostly because they get recorded near the election)

Well, I was making more of a joke, and figured the first response would be about one of the goons who made bank on U.S. election markets.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

pumpinglemma posted:

In US terms: a month ago we thought we were heading for Reagan vs. Mondale. Yesterday, we thought the Republicans were headed for a majority large enough that they'd never have to worry about the House Freedom Caucus ever again. Now, we're somewhere on the spectrum between the Republicans having a razor-thin majority that leaves them paralysed, the Republicans having no majority at all and having to rely on independents, and a Democrat government relying on independents (and controlling Brexit). Also, for the last five elections we've been running Clintons who have been taking progressively worse shares of the vote and who lost the last two elections. This time we ran Bernie, and he's currently on track to do far, far better than the last Clinton. Also also, every Democratic congressman is Joe Manchin and they've been spending the entire time screaming about how the left wing is totally unelectable and overtly trying to destroy Bernie, and they have now comprehensively been proven wrong.

It is a Good Thing.

loving hell man you need a show on pbs or something

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Majorian posted:

It seems unlikely that it would go past Orin Hatch, though, which would probably not be a great outcome.

If multiple presidents are impeached at once like that whoever becomes president will have virtually no personal power to do anything.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Mantis42 posted:

Now I wish there was a leftwing version of Ben Garrison to draw a comically buff Corbyn trampling over Blairites while spouting whatever the English version of "Not an argument" is.

I'm pretty sure the leftwing version of Garrison is Carlos Latuff. I mean, they even have the same style.

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

There Bias Two posted:

This is less likely than the chance that you'll poo poo out a rainbow.

Any fine spray of water-based droplets will diffract light into its component colors.



I'm just saying there's a chance.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

There Bias Two posted:

This is less likely than the chance that you'll poo poo out a rainbow.

I know a guy that could make this happen.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Rinkles posted:

He's the loving president.

Well, yeah? I'm not expressing surprise at the fact that he's going to be in the loop on all of this, I'm expressing a combination of excitement and chagrin that the dolt has a non-zero probability of blabbing things he shouldn't because he can't control his twitter fingers when he's angry or excited.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Young Freud posted:

I'm pretty sure the leftwing version of Garrison is Carlos Latuff. I mean, they even have the same style.

Jeremy Corbyn buttfucking Goku while an angry Jewish squid shakes a tentacle.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

pumpinglemma posted:

In US terms: a month ago we thought we were heading for Reagan vs. Mondale. Yesterday, we thought the Republicans were headed for a majority large enough that they'd never have to worry about the House Freedom Caucus ever again. Now, we're somewhere on the spectrum between the Republicans having a razor-thin majority that leaves them paralysed, the Republicans having no majority at all and having to rely on independents, and a Democrat government relying on independents (and controlling Brexit). Also, for the last five elections we've been running Clintons who have been taking progressively worse shares of the vote and who lost the last two elections. This time we ran Bernie, and he's currently on track to do far, far better than the last Clinton. Also also, every Democratic congressman is Joe Manchin and they've been spending the entire time screaming about how the left wing is totally unelectable and overtly trying to destroy Bernie, and they have now comprehensively been proven wrong.

It is a Good Thing.

I am so happy that the Trump experience seems to be inspiring a leftist wave throughout Europe. (Yes I know Macron is a neoliberal I DONT CARE)

Theris
Oct 9, 2007

pumpinglemma posted:

Also also, every Democratic congressman is Joe Manchin and they've been spending the entire time screaming about how the left wing is totally unelectable and overtly trying to destroy Bernie, and they have now comprehensively been proven wrong.

It is a Good Thing.

The problem is that they don't know that. They've been in full on "Sure, Corbyn is defying expectations, but a Blairite would be doing even better!" mode for at least a week.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

skylined! posted:

loving hell man you need a show on pbs or something

Yeah, that's incredible. Now explain Henry II but using modern American politics.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/rachanadixit/status/872977854769836032
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/872978378026037249
https://twitter.com/ajjaffe/status/872938023536783361
https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/872971507512877056
https://twitter.com/NPR/status/872971756423716864
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/872971018201165824
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/872982164085903360
https://twitter.com/jessicalustig/status/872184419909545984


And your moment of UK zen
https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/872950545757204480

Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jun 9, 2017

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

In the US version of this metaphor:

Trump would win again, the Republicans would have 50 Senate seats instead, and 220 House seats.

And they all get to stay in office until 2025.

lmao that's not how parliamentary democracy works

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Dewey Defeats Socialism.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Yeah, still a ton of seats to go, but I'm glad that at least for the time being Labour is clobbering Conservative.

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Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Amusing UK election note, one of the candidates for Labor who won was so certain he wouldn't win his district that he didn't even bother to bring a suit.

https://twitter.com/paharvey99/status/872976656520163328

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