UKMT General Elextravaganza 2017: Lord Buckethead would have won

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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is: This poll is closed.
Labour	907	49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative)	48	2.64%
Liberal Democrats	31	1.71%
UKIP	13	0.72%
Plaid Cymru	25	1.38%
Green	22	1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party	12	0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party	1	0.06%
Scottish National Party	59	3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist	4	0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian	3	0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist	36	1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots	35	1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash	8	0.44%
Monster Raving Loony	49	2.70%
Space Navies Party	39	2.15%
Independent / Single Issue	2	0.11%
Can't Vote	188	10.35%
Won't Vote	8	0.44%
Spoiled Ballot	15	0.83%
Pissflaps	312	17.17%
Total:	1817 votes

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MrNemo: Aug 26, 2010; "I just love beeting off"

Listen to Corbyn, politicising a speech in this time when he should be praising this great exercise in democracy.

It is shameful, running a campaign so soon after a national tragedy, he should take a leaf out of Theresa's book.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:13

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# ? May 15, 2024 17:58

Snipee: Mar 27, 2010

What a great human. Corbyn. <3

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:13

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

jabby posted:

Danczuk just lost his loving deposit lol.

Now that's a good bit of loving news on a night that's turning out way better than I was dreading

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:13

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872999765331628033

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:14

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

TheRat posted:

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/771222307297636352

It's funny because she hasn't tweeted anything about Labour since the polls turned around.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:14

Leon Trotsky 2012: Aug 27, 2009; YOU CAN TRUST ME!*

_{*Israeli Government-affiliated poster}

https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/872991681448226821

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:14

Kegluneq: Feb 18, 2011; Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

OwlFancier posted:

gently caress oooooofffff posh bint.

Check the date. Though I imagine she's saying the same now anyway

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:14

dispatch_async: Nov 28, 2014; Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

Less good news: Conservative GAIN Dagenham & Rainham from Labour.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:14

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

SNP holds Glasgow East over Labor by 75 votes. :stare:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:14

Clipperton: Dec 20, 2011; Grimey Drawer

TheRat posted:

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/771222307297636352

Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer
We'll keep a red flag flying heeeeeeeeere

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:15

Crameltonian: Mar 27, 2010

Snipee posted:

What a great human. Corbyn. <3

He's good

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:15

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

Keep running the sound from the pub. That was fun BBC.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:15

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

dispatch_async posted:

Less good news: Conservative GAIN Dagenham & Rainham from Labour.

massive leave and racist strongholds

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:15

Extreme0: Feb 28, 2013; I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!

I think you lot now realise how loving lucky the Scottish Tories got when they had Ruth Davidson.

dispatch_async posted:

Less good news: Conservative GAIN Dagenham & Rainham from Labour.

Well pack it up guys. We are hosed. Told ya not to hope.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:16

Spuckuk: Aug 11, 2009; Being a bastard works

Not gonna lie, on a full chub right now

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:16

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

peter wishart has held on which is a drat shame as the guy is a massive oval office

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:16

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

TheRat posted:

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/771222307297636352

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/860579728318750721

there are loads of these lol get hosed rowling

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:16

B B: Dec 1, 2005

I'm a Yank, but based on my (incredibly limited) understanding of UK politics, there's no way that May doesn't resign after this, right?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:16

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

"Labour has taken Canterbury"

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:17

TARDISman: Oct 28, 2011

Last update for a poor US goon before bed, things look p good?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:17

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

B B posted:

I'm a Yank, but based on my (incredibly limited) understanding of UK politics, there's no way that May doesn't resign after this, right?

She is loving dead.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:17

Extreme0: Feb 28, 2013; I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!

B B posted:

I'm a Yank, but based on my (incredibly limited) understanding of UK politics, there's no way that May doesn't resign after this, right?

If she dosen't she will be beheaded in the Tory leadership election.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:17

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TARDISman posted:

Last update for a poor US goon before bed, things look p good?

things look pretty good so far

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:17

Demiurge4: Aug 10, 2011

my bony fealty posted:

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/860579728318750721

there are loads of these lol get hosed rowling

He was Snape all along.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:18

Spuckuk: Aug 11, 2009; Being a bastard works

Clipperton posted:

Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer
We'll keep a red flag flying heeeeeeeeere

Then raise the scarlet standard high
Beneath it's folds we'll live and die

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:18

Coohoolin: Aug 5, 2012; Oor Coohoolie.

Well gently caress me.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:18

ro5s: Dec 27, 2012; A happy little mouse!

Youth turnout might actually be happening

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:18

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

B B posted:

I'm a Yank, but based on my (incredibly limited) understanding of UK politics, there's no way that May doesn't resign after this, right?

If she can't form a government she will have to go. If she can squeak one out with the DUP and UUP, it'll depend whether the tories think they can win another election in 6 months.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:18

NewMars: Mar 10, 2013

JBP posted:

She is loving dead.

Extreme0 posted:

If she dosen't she will be beheaded in the Tory leadership election.

They're not being metaphorical by the way, as anyone on the dole can attest, Tory MPs are vicious murderers.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:18

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

which one is lord buckethead?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:18

Verus: Jun 3, 2011; AUT INVENIAM VIAM AUT FACIAM

Spuckuk posted:

Then raise the scarlet standard high
Beneath it's folds we'll live and die

You fuckers better be singing this to the correct tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEKYQ4GOqmk

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:19

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Elmo?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:19

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

jBrereton posted:

If she can't form a government she will have to go. If she can squeak one out with the DUP and UUP, it'll depend whether the tories think they can win another election in 6 months.

they cant think theyll do any better with her in charge though surely?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:19

Party Plane Jones: Jul 1, 2007; by Reene; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/CapX/status/872995298594967552

:stare:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:19

kanonvandekempen: Mar 14, 2009

249 votes for Lord Buckethead!

And May gets less votes than Corbyn

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:19

Namtab: Feb 22, 2010

my bony fealty posted:

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/860579728318750721

there are loads of these lol get hosed rowling

I'm not allowed to view the tweets

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:19

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I love this system of announcing votes. We get to meet the really fringe canidates.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:20

Crosspeice: Aug 9, 2013

May looks like death warmed up.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:20

Extreme0: Feb 28, 2013; I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!

https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/872996761576624129

This seat will go Tory I'm betting since it was a Lib Dem seat previously.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:20

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FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

lord buckethead for new home secretary

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:20

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