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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Okay so as long as Lib Dems are well and truly hosed off, we're good yeah?

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cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

May looks knackered

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Do urban/Labour constituencies usually report later, like in the US?

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Is there a local factor that explains the Canterbury result? Because it sounds insane.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Why is May wearing Red? Is she secretly Labour?

spiderbot
Oct 21, 2012


jBrereton posted:

If she can't form a government she will have to go. If she can squeak one out with the DUP and UUP, it'll depend whether the tories think they can win another election in 6 months.

The only way she is staying is as a brexit scapegoat.

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

Look at that muppet on stage

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Wanna see a cross Atlantic alliance between Buckethead and Vermin Supreme.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Youth Decay posted:

Do urban/Labour constituencies usually report later, like in the US?

No, earlier.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Tigey posted:

Look at that muppet on stage

And check out Lord buckethead

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

Josh Lyman posted:

Why is May wearing Red? Is she secretly Labour?

That's blood. Still not kidding about tory MP's being murderous.

Alertrelic
Apr 18, 2008

Extreme0 posted:

I think you lot now realise how loving lucky the Scottish Tories got when they had Ruth Davidson.

Also, they were allowed to run an entirely separate campaign, as the opposition. The other opposition parties (and media) unwilling to repeat or support SNP arguments that included Tories' Westminster policies.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

FullLeatherJacket posted:

lord buckethead for new home secretary

lady bucketfanny (your mam) for homo secretary (to look after you)

Vetitum
Feb 29, 2008

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Is there a local factor that explains the Canterbury result? Because it sounds insane.

Students

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

cadfael posted:

May looks knackered

what do you think she's been up to ?

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
So much for having a second iron lady, I thought we were supposed to be progressive in this current year?

Progressive is good, right?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
May looking like reheated dogshit

Rupert of Hentzau
Nov 23, 2005
Victim of gross furniture discourtesy.

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Is there a local factor that explains the Canterbury result? Because it sounds insane.

The city having two universities probably has something to do with it. Not that it's made much difference in the past, but Corbs is having a hell of an effect.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Let me get this straight, Theresa May just piss-flapped away almost 200 years worth of Conservative hegemony right into the goddamn sea in one dumb gamble?

Ohhai
Apr 5, 2011
http://i.imgur.com/KdBQOtc.gifv

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Youth Decay posted:

Do urban/Labour constituencies usually report later, like in the US?

No. The opposite.

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

Poor Elmo only got 3 votes:(

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

ro5s posted:

Youth turnout might actually be happening

it turns out... youths actually turn up... when theyre offered something???

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/trumwill/status/872973233905172480

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Lord Buckethead won 249 votes?!

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

May less popular in her Const than Corbs in his by a huge margin.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Hey Pissflaps, was that Middlesbrough South I just saw going blue?

Adam Vegas
Apr 14, 2013



Irony Be My Shield posted:

Is there a local factor that explains the Canterbury result? Because it sounds insane.

Kent is pretty awful but there has been a serious youth fightback in the area in the last few months. I didn't think it would be enough to win seats like Canters, but it looks like we might do it...!

Let's just hope for Thanet South now.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Hahahahahaahha CHRISTIAN ALLIANCE: 69

NICE

Lord Buckethead for Channeler of Seath the Scaleless

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Is there a local factor that explains the Canterbury result? Because it sounds insane.

Think we still have a lot of students voting here rather than at home. that's 40% of the population during a semester

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Is there a local factor that explains the Canterbury result? Because it sounds insane.

There are a shitload of students in Canterbury, and it looks like they actually bothered to vote this time.

Crameltonian
Mar 27, 2010
Christian People's Alliance: 69 votes.

Nice.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Trin Tragula posted:

Hey Pissflaps, was that Middlesbrough South I just saw going blue?

It might have been i missed it but im not surprised

Matinee
Sep 15, 2007

Crosspeice posted:

May looks like death warmed up.

When doesn't she?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

it turns out... youths actually turn up... when theyre offered something???

"But we offered them a plate of poo poo every four years and they never turned up!?" - A Tory, a Blairite, and a Lib Dem

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010
Why am I looking at Elmo on my tv?

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
ha, buckethead beat MRLP

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
Hopefully we now get hairy vince in chatham

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010

So far doesn't seem like staking your election credentials on being pro-Remain is paying off for anyone, even in strongly Remain areas.

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Crosspeice
Aug 9, 2013

Christ her voice is shaking.

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