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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

SgtSteel91 posted:

So who's the biggest corncob coming out of this?

Jk Rowling

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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

I am going to assume this is a place with a lot of racist poor/old people?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Gonzo McFee posted:

We'd get 69 seats and Owen would be giggling to himself but not have the common decency to say "Nice"

Oh, by the way, we've got more seats than 2015 officially.

Knowing Smith he;d say Nice and then pretend he was actually talking about ho he likes the way the number looks.

Or that he meant the French city where he and his normal wife, and definitely not husband, went and had sex once.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Cerv posted:

i think that was in the front. did not hold back at all.

Aye that's fair, she circled around the back later but that was right in the sternum.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


oh wow i didn't realise there was a place called banff in the uk. i thought that was just a city in canada full of australian methheads

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
it looks like the opposition wont have enough to even form a minority government :(

I was kinda hoping for PM corbyn right now, but still, an epic victory!

spiderbot
Oct 21, 2012


It was all a ruse to make May complacent so she would call an election!

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

JBP posted:

I am going to assume this is a place with a lot of racist poor/old people?

scab town

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Current projection now CON 316. If they fall below 312 they can't get a majority even accounting for the DUP and Sinn Fein.

Also Woodcock got re-elected. Joy.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005
loving hell massive Brigton Kempton swing

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Skinty McEdger posted:

After the last few weeks worth of media attacks didn't seem to work and people are pretty much becoming desensitised to all the IRA stuff, I'm curious to know what the Tory press has left to use against Corbyn now.

Nothing. They spunked everything they had during his second leadership challenge, and had pretty much gently caress all to throw at him during this. And he's still standing strong.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Holy poo poo Brighton Kemptown!!! Labour get

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Has Hastings still not called?

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Cabinet ministers are dropping like flies. :laugh:

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Thanks Ants posted:

Hope is a…live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFnmT82yGpk

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Holy poo poo Brighton Kemptown!!! Labour get

winning by 10k

what the gently caress

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Labour GAINS Brighton Kemptown!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


She can see what's in the top right box.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME
Oh Christ they're digging up IDS's corpse to dodge questions.

SpaceDrake
Dec 22, 2006

I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

jabby posted:

Current projection now CON 316. If they fall below 312 they can't get a majority even accounting for the DUP and Sinn Fein.

Plus, while Sinn Fein wouldn't want to deal with Corbyn, any Sinn Fein member would (from my understanding) literally stab open their neck in front of a Tory rather than ever work directly with them, so that's never ever on the table.

And don't count Labour out yet, they're still loving gaining holy poo poo

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Bloody hell Brighton Kemptown went massively!

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


let's take advice from IDS on running a political party

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Trin Tragula posted:

Anyone else seen the following come in? I'd look for them myself but I'm on a frequently-crashing tablet browser and every time I look away to find something I missed earlier, I miss another one I've been looking for...

Brighton Kemptown, Weaver Vale, Calder Valley, Sherwood, Waveney, Heywood & Middleton, Rother Valley, Rotherham, Mansfield

Brighton Kemptown and Weaver Vale are Labour gains, Waveney a Con hold, Heywood and Middleton, Rother Valley and Rotherham Labour holds, Calder Valley and Sherwood yet to come in.

e: Mansfield is a Con gain.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Man, I should probably get some sleep. Well actually I should probably feed and walk the dog who's giving me a look like "Sun's up, you're dressed, what's the loving holdup?", then sleep, but I don't want to close my eyes, don't want to fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-mYoEpVXFbs


Fockin. Someone said the Tories were gaining seats in Scotland. And I was like that, hah!

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Yes Kemptown, the gays must love love the jam man.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

SpaceDrake posted:

It's worth noting that even at this point, while Labour is of course behind Tories as one would imagine, Lab+SNP+LibDem alone has 13 seats on the Tories.

It is still entirely possible that Corbyn will get his Coalition of Chaos, especially if these gains keep happening.

Is the Coalition of Chaos Labour+literally everyone but the Tories?

That seems like a crazy plan. Would the Northern Irish parties go along with it?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Julio Cruz posted:

Brighton Kemptown and Weaver Vale are Labour gains, Waveney a Con hold, Heywood and Middleton, Rother Valley and Rotherham Labour holds, Calder Valley, Sherwood and Mansfield yet to come in.

Mansfield Tory.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Julio Cruz posted:

Brighton Kemptown and Weaver Vale are Labour gains, Waveney a Con hold, Heywood and Middleton, Rother Valley and Rotherham Labour holds, Calder Valley, Sherwood and Mansfield yet to come in.

Mansfield Tory.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

JBP posted:

I am going to assume this is a place with a lot of racist poor/old people?

It's the kind of seat that had the Tories wanking off over their 100-seat majority; trad Labour seat with a large UKIP vote up for grabs, and it's gone heavily Tory.

Shakespearean Beef
Jul 12, 2008

Ask me all about how I proudly marched alongside literal NEO-NAZIS to protest against the GOVERNMENT taking away our FREEDOMS because of nothing mote that the common FLU!!! I'm holding aloft the TORCH of FREEDOM!!
hey lads that was a pretty goofy night huh

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

axeil posted:

Is the Coalition of Chaos Labour+literally everyone but the Tories?

That seems like a crazy plan. Would the Northern Irish parties go along with it?

Yes.

No. The DUP wouldn't go with Labour and SF don't take their seats.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
The Orb of Despots,


The Coalition of Chaos,

Socialism Rises,

Holy gently caress do I love 2017

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Congratulations! I'm glad that Corbyn has won. It represents a great opportunity. If there's one thing that lefties hate more than splitters it's democracy but with Corbyn in charge the Left now have no excuses to fall back on and no Establishment conspiracy to blame - defeat will entirely be on themselves. I might be concerned that Corbynite blinding aggression and deafening volume would override sense if this was shortly before the next General Election but as it stands 4 1/2 years is plenty of time for the Corbynites to drive themselves into the ground. If Corbyn loses in 2020 then left-wing politics will be fully discredited, the Blairite post-GE claim that British elections are won in the centre will be definitvely proven, and the socialist cancer consuming the country will go into remission for another generation.

Enjoy the party, chaps.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

SpaceDrake posted:

Plus, while Sinn Fein wouldn't want to deal with Corbyn, any Sinn Fein member would (from my understanding) literally stab open their neck in front of a Tory rather than ever work directly with them, so that's never ever on the table.

And don't count Labour out yet, they're still loving gaining holy poo poo

Sinn Fein don't take their seats, so each Sinn Fein MP reduces the number of MPs required for a majority

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Trin Tragula posted:

It's the kind of seat that had the Tories wanking off over their 100-seat majority; trad Labour seat with a large UKIP vote up for grabs, and it's gone heavily Tory.

*Finger on monkey's paw clenches*

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/ronanburtenshaw/status/873023353149308928

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


If Theresa May goes tomorrow, she will be the shortest serving prime minister since 1922 when Bonar Law resigned after being diagnosed with throat cancer.

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
When I went to sleep the thread was in full despair and loving furious, it's a nice surprise to see everyone so drunk and happy.

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

axeil posted:

Is the Coalition of Chaos Labour+literally everyone but the Tories?

That seems like a crazy plan. Would the Northern Irish parties go along with it?

The dup would be frothing at the gash for it.

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