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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



I just had to do some digging on this person (more like dredging :negative:) after reading their comment about offshore wind farms -



They provided some more entertainment which, led me onto another person, and then I just spiraled deep into the stupid and/or scary parts of fb.









TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Jun 2, 2017

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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


Just look at her profile picture, she's quite fond of France. She'd like you, then, since you're TheMostFrench.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Light Gun Man posted:

One convenient locations....in Africa.

Arise, chicken! Chicken arise!

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

What. the gently caress?

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I. W. A. N. T. 2. Rock. 2.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
some people just got that poo poo you cant teach...

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

schizophrenic facebook posters are the best posters

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

Zahgaegun posted:

I. W. A. N. T. 2. Rock. 2.

To 2002 two CD s

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


going to get raped. LOL. I bet I could do it to. That would be a funny sight. It makes me laugh just thinking of it. I'll even make sure that on the day you get out I'm going to where something really sexy. But I'm going to have to where a hoodie at first because I will be at school. And that sexy outfit is for your eyes and your eyes only! Turn

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

schizophrenic facebook posters are the best posters

I have a severely schizophrenic friend from back in the day who's on permanent disability for it. Takes meds off and on, and when it's "off", it gets quite exciting/terrifying/sad.

MaximusCraptaculous
Apr 20, 2008

If you mess this up, so help me GOD I will rip your balls off with my bare hands!
WITH MY BARE HANDS GOD DAMN YOU!!
I;m thinking about thos Beans.

ArmTheHomeless
Jan 10, 2003

MaximusCraptaculous posted:

I;m thinking about thos Beans.

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

This but unironically

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!





I just found 'gently caress the patriarchy' really funny here.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Jesus Christ, I can~t imagine a deeper pit of shameless depravity than eating a gluten free avocado sandwich in public.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

maskenfreiheit posted:

This but unironically

I don't think Bill typed that with a hint of irony...

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

TheMostFrench posted:



I just found 'gently caress the patriarchy' really funny here.

all those words to let all her friends know about her gluten free avocado sandwich

i like this new style of long-form narcissism

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

steinrokkan posted:

Jesus Christ, I can~t imagine a deeper pit of shameless depravity than eating a gluten free avocado sandwich in public.

What's wrong with gluten free avocado sandwiches? I uhh.. actually find them.. you know.. kinda arousing.

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
he was obv jackin it thinkin about that rad sandwich (much like myself, right now), get over urself lady

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
so apparently this is what the facebook of a pedophile looks like if anyone is morbidly interested in it


:nms: https://www.facebook.com/aurelius.kalauz/ :nms:


the guy just got arrested

uXs
May 3, 2005

Mark it zero!

TheMostFrench posted:

I just found 'gently caress the patriarchy' really funny here.

What happened to calling the police instead of making a dumb rant on FB.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

uXs posted:

What happened to calling the police instead of making a dumb rant on FB.

If she called the police instead, how would people find out about the sandwich?

Priorities!

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

so apparently this is what the facebook of a pedophile looks like if anyone is morbidly interested in it


:nms: https://www.facebook.com/aurelius.kalauz/ :nms:


the guy just got arrested


welp that was depressing

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

uXs posted:

What happened to calling the police instead of making a dumb rant on FB.

Police = patriarchy, duh.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Candlelight Virgil posted:

Police = patriarchy, duh.

"A dude is jerking off? So what, I do that all the time."

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

so apparently this is what the facebook of a pedophile looks like if anyone is morbidly interested in it


:nms: https://www.facebook.com/aurelius.kalauz/ :nms:


the guy just got arrested


Mind posting screenshot for us olds who don't have Facebook?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Facebook's for olds

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Dreddout posted:

Facebook's for olds

Tom from MySpace is for olds. LiveJournal is for olds. Geocities is for olds. Rotating flaming skull gifs that say, "under construction, please pardon our dust," are for olds. Facebook just has olds on it.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Lol if you think a teenager using Facebook, just lol

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pvt.Scott posted:

Tom from MySpace is for olds. LiveJournal is for olds. Geocities is for olds. Rotating flaming skull gifs that say, "under construction, please pardon our dust," are for olds. Facebook just has olds on it.

Olds don't know what any of that poo poo is

Thirty year olds aren't olds

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Dreddout posted:

Olds don't know what any of that poo poo is

Thirty year olds aren't olds

Gen Xers are olds now. If you have to worry about male pattern baldness and LOW T you're old.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

TheMostFrench posted:



I just found 'gently caress the patriarchy' really funny here.

guy probably had a mental disorder and needed help

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

guy probably had a mental disorder and needed help

:agreed: she could have at least helped him to completion

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Pvt.Scott posted:

Tom from MySpace is for olds. LiveJournal is for olds. Geocities is for olds. Rotating flaming skull gifs that say, "under construction, please pardon our dust," are for olds. Facebook just has olds on it.

Livejournal is still going strong somehow, even after all the users that bailed to a clone of it when all the servers were moved to Russia.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Mind posting screenshot for us olds who don't have Facebook?

I'm not going to post creepy pictures of small kids, bible verses saying "you are perfect, my angel" or his "following" page which is full of disgusting stuff like child celebrities and a page about phymosis. (facebook took the page down anyway)

It's crazy because when you looked at his page it was so obvious he was a pedo. It's just sad that it took him moving to action before any measure was taken.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

It's crazy because when you looked at his page it was so obvious he was a pedo. It's just sad that it took him moving to action before any measure was taken.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presumption_of_innocence

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Yeah I know how it works. It's just sad that a dude with a serial killer face can just post how much he likes children and deformed dicks on his facebook page without being on some kind of watchlist.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
thats the price you pay for a justice system that isn't based on totalitarianism

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Volcott posted:

Gen Xers are olds now. If you have to worry about male pattern baldness and LOW T you're old.

35 to 20 is millennial I'm

If you grew up with the internet but before social media took off your a millennial

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