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RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED
Stay safe Whatley ghost

:69snypa:

RoboFrance_29 fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Jun 9, 2017

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Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
There's no way that's real, you can't mail things without a return address.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
At first I thought that people were just playing along, but now I'm worried that some of you really think that letter was real.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Tumbleseed isn't bad, just extremely difficult. You do feel a real sense of accomplishment when you progress, though a lot of it seems luck based, I'm told all roguelikes seem like that before you beat them and realize the magic was inside of you all along.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Turtlicious posted:

There's no way that's real, you can't mail things without a return address.

Idk if thats true

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Turtlicious posted:

There's no way that's real, you can't mail things without a return address.

That's something only people who use mail would know! Get him boys!

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
This is going to make a really wild goons.txt

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Turtlicious posted:

There's no way that's real, you can't mail things without a return address.

Then what am I to do with this severed fish head and exhaustive cost breakdown of the Nintendo Switch dock?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Turtlicious posted:

There's no way that's real, you can't mail things without a return address.

Don't tell the postcard industry that then.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


SO ANYWAY

https://twitter.com/BlasphemousGame/status/872835545155743744

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyskUorhheg

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

I hope that at some point in this game your character weaponizes their incredibly silly hat to execute something.

Night Blade
Feb 25, 2013


I wonder how many more Bloodborne enemies will be plagiarized in the full game.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
Trip report. Went to a Switch party. It was not on a rooftop, which was somewhat disappointing.

We played Super Mario Kart DX. 4 Switches, 6 players. Had a number of disconnects trying to do local wifi (like one of the four Switches would get booted during a race). Then we switched to Online -> Friends which worked fine for the entire session. We played for about 3 hours and it used 75% of my battery.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Wargroove confirmed to be at E3

https://twitter.com/WargrooveGame/status/872433516679753730

Housh
Jul 9, 2001




I think I'm going to pass on ARMS this month since I have a PS4 backlog. I'm really hyped for Splatoon 2 though.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


:siren: Microids just announced a whooole bunch of games for the Switch :siren:
(Look like a bunch of Android ports)

Blacksad - Q4 2018 - Looks like an adventure game based on a pretty cool Spanish comic series


Introducing Android Racing Ports - The Game - Q4 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl564bi5x-g

Syberia Series! Q3 2017, Q4 2017, Q1 2018 - All pretty dope adventure games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4IstDuvyzchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYjfiQ1qMHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyw41-hWGc

Flashback Remastered - Q4 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNIXxtcRCGE

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Gotta admit I'm intrigued by a remastered Flashback

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

I'll never buy this, but drat if it doesn't look :pcgaming: wicked sick.

The type of remaster games should aspire to.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Night Blade posted:

I wonder how many more Bloodborne enemies will be plagiarized in the full game.

If they base it on Goya paintings none!
Its a hell of a team making it. I hope they port the Last Door too

Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!

I can't believe this isn't a parody when the protagonist has a hat that looks the way it does

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Lakbay posted:

I can't believe this isn't a parody when the protagonist has a hat that looks the way it does

It's a Capirote

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Lakbay posted:

I can't believe this isn't a parody when the protagonist has a hat that looks the way it does


Its in the dang kickstarter

Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!

Cone hats will always be silly looking and hard to take seriously

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Infinitum posted:

:siren: Microids just announced a whooole bunch of games for the Switch :siren:
(Look like a bunch of Android ports)

Blacksad - Q4 2018 - Looks like an adventure game based on a pretty cool Spanish comic series


Introducing Android Racing Ports - The Game - Q4 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl564bi5x-g

Syberia Series! Q3 2017, Q4 2017, Q1 2018 - All pretty dope adventure games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4IstDuvyzchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYjfiQ1qMHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyw41-hWGc

Flashback Remastered - Q4 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNIXxtcRCGE

The first Syberia is a lovely trip through depressing past-their-prime locales with gorgeous clockwork machines (I love the hell out of the clockwork-driven train), but Syberia 2 isn't as great because it's mostly snowy forest. I haven't played Syberia 3, but I haven't heard many good things about it.

giffan
Jul 10, 2012
I love Tumbleseed, but yeah it's drat hard. The things I would change is adding even a slight bit of recoil from enemies when you poke them, and getting rid of the caves with the jump platforming (because I suck at them). Other than that, I'm enjoying the difficulty and often do the daily challenges.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
For goodness sake.

Tim, please go to the police with that. It is definitely not OK. Also, anyone thinking of doing something like that again and it is proved to be you from your account then it will be a permaban. I am not having Goons being sent things like that or people stalking them in order to get sick burns and make them feel bad.

We are an internet forum and that is ridiculous.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I would assume it was someone he got in a secret santa that has his address

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
Yikes, stay safe Dr. Tim #IStandWithTim



It's a dunce hat, I should know, Mrs. Warren made me wear one in the 3rd grade.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

VideoGames posted:

For goodness sake.

Tim, please go to the police with that. It is definitely not OK. Also, anyone thinking of doing something like that again and it is proved to be you from your account then it will be a permaban. I am not having Goons being sent things like that or people stalking them in order to get sick burns and make them feel bad.

We are an internet forum and that is ridiculous.

It's not real

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Wandle Cax posted:

It's not real

Eh, if it is it's hosed up enough to show support. If it isn't real, then more the better. Either way, denouncing this kind of poo poo is the right call.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Tim is going to get in so much trouble when he tells the police he used an illegal amiibo.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Spacebump posted:

Tim is going to get in so much trouble when he tells the police he used an illegal amiibo.

The real victim here is Nintendo.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Wandle Cax posted:

It's not real

I would prefer to treat it as real and let other people know that it will not stand, than let it go and allow people to feel it's OK to do.

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Al Borland Corp. posted:

I don't find the content pornographic, but I find the depiction of women poor and objectifying enough that I don't think it would be healthy for a kid to watch and internalize. If I were playing it myself I wouldn't care but I play most games in front of a small impressionable child. I have limited time to play games so I'm going to favor those I think are appropriate for my kid to view. I don't care about the boobs, I care about the implicit messages about women that can be internalized by someone too young to explain this fully to.

It's a shame because otherwise Shantae is a strong female character, the game artists just can't help themselves with fanservice.

I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with fanservice, I just think it's inappropriate for children and that's the audience I personally have to keep in mind.

This is why I generally prefer Nintendo games. They are uncomplicated, generally family friendly, and even a violent game like ARMS I can explain that these fights are a sport that has rules the participants have to follow, not people trying to hurt each other.

This was a few pages back but well said Al you're a good parent

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Who the gently caress sent me this?





I'm touched I guess, but that's also super "cool" and "fun" that you cared enough to find my address.
False flag.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


VideoGames posted:

Tim, please go to the police with that.

If you go to the police with something like that they will beat the poo poo out of you for fun and get away with it.

Maybe you're into that.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




you should take it to the police, but you do run the risk of them taking your lunch money

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

VideoGames posted:

I would prefer to treat it as real and let other people know that it will not stand, than let it go and allow people to feel it's OK to do.

Oh I would hope nobody would actually care enough about a poster in this forum to do that but you never know I guess

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Wandle Cax posted:

Oh I would hope nobody would actually care enough about a poster in this forum to do that but you never know I guess

A user on the something awful forums was once permabanned for attempting to send photos of himself with apologies carved into his flesh to another user he felt he had wronged


Anything's possible

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Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Tender Bender posted:

This is a setting on a lot of tv's that's often on by default, might want to check that.

I Am Frick posted:

Is it only when docked? There are a ton of TVs (mine included) that dim the screen when most of what's being displayed is black.

Thanks for the replies goons, I checked my settings but I found no such thing, but I bet that's the ticket. Will keep trying to fix it by messing with the TV settings, I guess.

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