Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
  • Locked thread
Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

What the hell Scotland I thought you were better than this.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

OwlFancier posted:

Holy poo poo.

She just got loving slaughtered and we know she can't do poo poo.

She's going to get loving hammered constantly by everyone until she quits or loses a GE.

And it's going to be appalling optics for the tories, and it's going to be glorious

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009



please make the next thread title 'put your input into any of my holes!"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Like seriously you NEED to change leadership after a colossal, individual leadership fuckup like that.

May personally lost the election, how the gently caress can she hope to stay on?

Barry Foster posted:

And it's going to be appalling optics for the tories, and it's going to be glorious

Too loving right.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Isn't this a good thing?

I mean, Teresa May staying the face of the Tories seems like only good news for Labour.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


BBC predicting 319 for the tories. This leaves them with a majority of 1 if you exclude sinn fein.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

OwlFancier posted:

Holy poo poo.

She just got loving slaughtered and we know she can't do poo poo.

She's going to get loving hammered constantly by everyone until she quits or loses a GE.

She will destroy the Tory party permanently.

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

Taintrunner posted:

Hbomberguy had a really good pre-election explainer about how Jeremy Corbyn is basically Ghandi, but good.

After he survived the Blairite coup in his party I let myself hope. All the newspapers said he eould be a bad pick for party and lead them to ruin, but I thought, no, like a genuine person who wants to help

It's a long road yet but this is a start. The world is not inherently bad and Hate doesnt always win.

gently caress boomers though

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Whoever it was it that said the best thing to do with Tory canvassers was to invite them in for a cup of tea and then waste their valuable time before telling them they were voting labour might also have the right idea for any potential for any coalition members as well.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If May stays on this result is even better than I hoped for.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

qhat posted:

BBC predicting 319 for the tories. This leaves them with a majority of 1 if you exclude sinn fein.

Its 4 short of a majority. You don't take the 7 off the 326 but off the full total of all seats.

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure

qhat posted:

BBC predicting 319 for the tories. This leaves them with a majority of 1 if you exclude sinn fein.

I thought they needed 322 w/out SF?

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

gutted that Zac Goldsmith has scraped back in by 45 votes
he's utterly shameless and an embarrassment to parliament

Enjoy
Apr 18, 2009

Trogdos! posted:

you're still brexiting tho :smith:

Can't build socialism with the Germans breathing down our necks, look at Greece

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Digiwizzard posted:

The Blairites alleigance doesen't really lie with Blair but with Power. Corbyn has proven that people don't give a poo poo about third way Centrism so it's pointless to fight for it.

I mean, there are going to be a couple of true believer twats, but what the gently caress can they do at this point?


They're going to tear themselves the gently caress apart, fukken lol.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Miftan posted:

What the hell Scotland I thought you were better than this.

How does it feel to be the country that didn't vote wrong this time?

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Taintrunner posted:

Hbomberguy had a really good pre-election explainer about how Jeremy Corbyn is basically Ghandi, but good.

thanks, i'll check it out, but i've got mixed feelings on hbomberguy

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I... I think May thinks she can scapegoat Davis for calling the election and carry on as PM.

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


nopantsjack posted:

ahahaah i thought so, May is stubborn as gently caress and very insular. They're gonna have to tear it off her.

My mum said it best. The Tories are run as an autocracy with assassinations. This isn't going to be pretty :getin:

kanonvandekempen
Mar 14, 2009
Apologies if Lord Buckethead's election manifesto had been posted already, I had to find a few hours to sleep.

https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/873014998179745794

Actually free bikes for everyone is something I could get behind
EDIT And banishing Katie Hopkins to the phantom zone off course

kanonvandekempen fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jun 9, 2017

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Extreme0 posted:

How does it feel to be the country that didn't vote wrong this time?

I wouldn't know, I'm from Israel.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Now that the election is over, how will the broadcasters treat corbyn going forward?

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

qhat posted:

BBC predicting 319 for the tories. This leaves them with a majority of 1 if you exclude sinn fein.

You no maths good

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
we did it lads, we loving did it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Skinty McEdger posted:

I... I think May thinks she can scapegoat Davis for calling the election and carry on as PM.

How the hell does that work?

Yes I, the strong and stable PM, lost an election because one of my idiot underlings that I appointed to the most important post currently, suggested we do an election and I said yes, lol.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


nvm it's too late

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Miftan posted:

I wouldn't know, I'm from Israel.

Ah I thought you were in Britain.

Well then I'll just extend this question to everyone in the thread.

squirrelzipper
Nov 2, 2011

What is the norm for no confidence in the UK parliament?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I apologise for having hope over North east Derbyshire btw. I was completely correct the first time, the right wing Labour bint everyone hated lost, and the left wing Tory kid who comes from a council estate and still lives in a complete shithole won.

On the plus side it's a blairite being shown the door, which long term will open up the seat for an actual Labour candidate.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


ukle posted:

She will destroy the Tory party permanently.

Thanks Theresa!

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Extreme0 posted:

Ah I thought you were in Britain.

Well then I'll just extend this question to everyone in the thread.

I am, but still a dirty forrin who can't vote. Corbyn is my new hero. My constituency went from a 1k to a 12k Lab majority though, so I'm very proud of them

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

qhat posted:

nvm it's too late

I just wanted you to know I saw your post before the edit

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Thanks for kneecapping the woman who'd choose police state over human rights, UKgoons.

-a dirty foreigner

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Theresa may should be immortalized as a hero of the Labour party.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


WeAreTheRomans posted:

I just wanted you to know I saw your post before the edit

hey man i'm in canada and it's late here

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Mods please change my name to Stormin' Corbyn please. I'll also accept Corwin and here we loving go!

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

blunt posted:

Now that the election is over, how will the broadcasters treat corbyn going forward?

Like poo poo as usual but it'll take a hell of a propaganda campaign to remove this result from the public memory.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

https://twitter.com/wnettleford/status/873065722544496640
No Kensington result this morning.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

I once crossed the border from Ireland to North Ireland, it's such a huge difference. Ireland is a cosy, friendly place, North Ireland is loving grim and a man in his car flipped me off just for crossing the street. DUP in government is still not good even if they slow down Brexit.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

nimby posted:

Thanks for kneecapping the woman who'd choose police state over human rights, UKgoons.

-a dirty foreigner

ironically for someone who loves police states she also loves reducing the number of cops

  • Locked thread