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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Barry Foster posted:

Oh poo poo, was Flaps drunk last night? Sorry I missed that.

He turned into a friendly and likeable, albeit slightly incoherent, poster. Easily the most shocking thing that happened last night

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Retarded Goatee
Feb 6, 2010
I spent :10bux: so that means I can be a cheapskate and post about posting instead of having some wit or spending any more on comedy avs for people. Which I'm also incapable of. Comedy.
So uh

When Corbyn is done fixing the UK, would you mind lending him to us Swedes for a bit?

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
I love DM comments at times like these

quote:

Look at the map and see how the red is almost entirely in areas where there are high levels of immigrants and in the areas that are subsidised economically by the areas that are blue. England can probably never expect to get the Parliament that represents it again. the Welsh and the Scottish will contiue to live nicely off what we earn. The Brexit vote was one where every vote counted, parliamentary elections are always easier for Labour to win with fewer votes because of safe seats . So, the greedy and the naive have undermined the national majority for Brexit, have swallowed Corbyns empty promises and have now made us look foolish in the eyes of Europe and messed up our chances of a Brexit to our advantage, Time to stop students registering to vote in their place of study-they have probably kept one Norwich seat Labour and lost Clegg his.Time to put a stop to the BBCs blatant left wing bias which probably did as much harm as anything to the Tories.


:lol:

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Pissflaps posted:

Good morning fellow Corbyn fans



Welcome to the fold, comrade flaps

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pissflaps posted:

Good morning fellow Corbyn fans



I'm amazed you're up.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


May will pretend the election never happened and announce a snap election for strong and stable leadership, then gently caress off for another six weeks.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm cumming in my pants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH2SoytxgVg

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



Fans posted:

The best of all this is "Nobody will vote for Left Wing Politics, we need a Centrist" is loving dead for a while now.

https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/872221044148506624

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Avirosb posted:

Who would've made the better Theresa May cosplayer?

Eric Idle in his prime or Graham Chapman in his prime?

Jimmy Savile

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Pissflaps posted:

Good morning fellow Corbyn fans



Has it actually happened?

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Pissflaps posted:

Good morning fellow Corbyn fans



10/10 post. Welcome back.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Retarded Goatee posted:

So uh

When Corbyn is done fixing the UK, would you mind lending him to us Swedes for a bit?

Cørbyn.

hookerbot 5000
Dec 21, 2009
Even though it's not a labour win and things might not even change that much I feel so much lighter and positive this morning compared to pretty much any time since 2015 (and even more so since Brexit). It's a nice feeling - not so much like I'm a tiny minority in a country of angry racists.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Fans posted:

The best of all this is "Nobody will vote for Left Wing Politics, we need a Centrist" is loving dead for a while now.

No, you see 40% voted for left wing politics and 40% voted for right wing politics, so 80% will vote for a strong centerist message!

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Also echoing the "How are you up?"

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Seriously though, won't the conservatives now simply take a soft brexit + hard right stance to court DUP and still form a government?

Crosspeice
Aug 9, 2013

Pissflaps posted:

Good morning fellow Corbyn fans



You've won my vote.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Arrrgh I suppose I should get to work at some point. Much as I wish to stay and shitpost all day.

Have fun lads and enjoy the morning news, it's bound to be loving hilarious.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Hello friends, good morning. Wow! I am surprised by the results.

So, we're looking at Tory minority having to haggle with the other parties,Tory/DUP Coalition of Chaos (TM), or (most likely) elections in a couple months, right?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

blunt posted:

No, you see 40% voted for left wing politics and 40% voted for right wing politics, so 80% will vote for a strong centerist message!

Ah literally Paddy Ashdowns argument last night.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pissflaps posted:

Good morning fellow Corbyn fans



there is hope in the world yet

the thing about leftists is that we see very few people as unredeemable, here are their names:

george w. bush, tony blair, barack obama

corbyn has done the impossible against all odds and stuck the lethal blow in an oppressive, horrific regime that will crumble against further scrutiny. the man is literally a national hero that will go down in history alongside benn and Bevan, and has inspired generations around the world for years to come

Antwan3K
Mar 8, 2013
Today at work is going to be tough

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

OwlFancier posted:

Arrrgh I suppose I should get to work at some point. Much as I wish to stay and shitpost all day.

Have fun lads and enjoy the morning news, it's bound to be loving hilarious.

I'll be shitposting from work :science:

redmedicine
Mar 7, 2015
loving the poo poo centrist tears

"Democracy increasingly appears to be best defined as a knee jerk reaction to the previous round of democracy. This election was supposed to be about Brexit (that thing lots of people voted for....) - the Tories got dragged down by Corbyn making it about jam and allotments or whatever he was bleating on about. What a muppet show"

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I caved at 4.30 and had to get up again at 7 for work. All life is suffering. :unsmigghh:

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Shibawanko posted:

Seriously though, won't the conservatives now simply take a soft brexit + hard right stance to court DUP and still form a government?

With a razor thin majority that's at risk of collapsing if anybody sneezes funny.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Problem is keeping the youth vote energised. Are they going to look at this hung parliament and be disappointed, not realising this is better than any of us had hoped?

pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010

261's not good enough

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I can't believe labour won Warwick/Leam that's neat

Blinks77
Feb 15, 2012

Shibawanko posted:

Seriously though, won't the conservatives now simply take a soft brexit + hard right stance to court DUP and still form a government?

I'm not sure they can. They've been pushing the hard Brexit line so much...

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
And now there are no trains because OF COURSE.

gently caress Southern

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

communism bitch posted:

And now there are no trains because OF COURSE.

gently caress Southern

staff are out celebrating being nationalized soon

Crosspeice
Aug 9, 2013

Bape Culture posted:

I can't believe labour won Warwick/Leam that's neat

I can't believe my vote mattered for once!

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Miftan posted:

staff are out celebrating being nationalized soon

Actually i think somebody may have jumped in front of a train so....

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Pissflaps posted:

Good morning fellow Corbyn fans



people are going to be dogpiling you here but again, you showed character last night. you honestly didn't believe he was electable, and when he demonstrated otherwise (admittedly not to the level we'd all prefer, but far beyond what we dared to hope) you were happy to be wrong :love:


Everyone said it was impossible. It wasn't. And next time, the PLP might remember that.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp
Did you know, Clegg is actually norwegian for Horse-Fly? Just a fun fact for you, here on this very good day of jam and maydays.

Oh yes, and a political commentator (Britain expurt) in the papers said LibDems desire to form a coalition with the tories could be compared to desire for for genital warts. Not too likely then.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

communism bitch posted:

Actually i think somebody may have jumped in front of a train so....

I hope not (unless it was May)

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Regarde Aduck posted:

Problem is keeping the youth vote energised. Are they going to look at this hung parliament and be disappointed, not realising this is better than any of us had hoped?

Nah the result is better than forecast, theres some surprising changes, incredibly close results and people are looking at youth turn out to explain why. The only young people who won't feel they made a difference are those that stop listening today.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

c0burn posted:

I love DM comments at times like these


:lol:

Ugh, living it up here in north wales, we still have no harvesters or Nando's.

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Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

communism bitch posted:

Actually i think somebody may have jumped in front of a train so....

Was it Clegg?

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