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checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
they have popeye's chicken in saskatoon now so yoko ain't even mad

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aunt jenkins
Jan 12, 2001

Hockles posted:

Jemima finished 5th in PIM

And with only 60 GP too. Is there a way to determine if that was due to injury? I'm guessing so if his role was 2nd line.

Also, Colorado in the playoffs! WE BELIEVE :allears:

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
just goes to show that even when things get hosed up and he stays in the AHL instead of the NHL, you truly can never count out Touchdown Tom

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Turdsdown Tom posted:

just goes to show that even when things get hosed up and he stays in the AHL instead of the NHL, you truly can never count out Touchdown Tom

And where did he disappear to when the playoffs showed up? You let us down, Chokesdown Thomas.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

I like how after say 75 goals 3/4 of the way through the season Garth Snow looked at Touchdown's stats and said "No, it's not time to call him up yet. He's not quite ready for the NHL."

I also love Gord Murphy putting up the most goals by a defenceman since the lockout along with a blistering three assists.

ThinkTank fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Jun 7, 2017

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
free hoovelson :(

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




So either Mulkku is in the ECHL or got lost in Northern Manitoba and is now living in the rusted wreck of the Port Nelson dredge.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Infidel Castro posted:

So either Mulkku is in the ECHL or got lost in Northern Manitoba and is now living in the rusted wreck of the Port Nelson dredge.

Yeah, let's say the ECHL. He was 3rd String behind an MVP goalie. Maybe next year he and Hoovelson will take some HGH and improve and actually get to play in the AHL or NHL.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

aunt jemima posted:

And with only 60 GP too. Is there a way to determine if that was due to injury? I'm guessing so if his role was 2nd line.

Yep! At one of the points I stopped to check transactions you had the big Red "No" symbol next to your silhouette, meaning you were injured at the time. I'm not tracking those this time around.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

aunt jemima posted:

And with only 60 GP too. Is there a way to determine if that was due to injury? I'm guessing so if his role was 2nd line.

I Nancy Kerrigan'd you in the parking lot after practice so I could keep more ice time

aunt jenkins
Jan 12, 2001

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2019-20 Season Update







NHL Awards
Stanley Cup Champions
Dallas Stars

Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
St. Louis Blues


Art Ross Trophy (Most Points)
Patrick Kane -- Chicago Blackhawks

Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP)
Steven Stamkos -- Tampa Bay Lightning

James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman)
Seth Jones -- Columbus Blue Jackets

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)
Patrick Kane -- Chicago Blackhawks

Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
Soup Athanatos -- Colorado Avalanche

Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Tyler Seguin -- Dallas Stars

Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)
Cam Talbot -- Edmonton Oilers

William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against)
John Gibson/Jonathan Bernier -- Anaheim Ducks

Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey)
David Savard -- Columbus Blue Jackets

Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward)
Jonathan Toews -- Chicago Blackhawks

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA)
Steven Stamkos -- Tampa Bay Lightning

Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals)
Vladimir Tarasenko -- St. Louis Blues






AHL Awards
Calder Cup (AHL's Stanley Cup)
Grand Rapids Griffins

Macgregor Kilpatrick Trophy (AHL's President's Trophy)
Bridgeport Sound Tigers


John B. Sollenberger Trophy (Most Regular Season Points)
Touchdown Thomas -- Bridgeport Sound Tigers

Les Cunningham Award (League MVP)
Touchdown Thomas -- Bridgeport Sound Tigers

Willie Marshall Award (Most Regular Season Goals)
Touchdown Thomas -- Bridgeport Sound Tigers

Dudley "Red" Garrett Memorial Award (Rookie of the Year)
Touchdown Thomas -- Bridgeport Sound Tigers

Eddie Shore Award (Best Defenseman)
Nicholas Meloche -- San Antonio Rampage

Aldege "Baz" Bastien Memorial Award (Best Goaltender)
Eric Comrie -- Manitoba Moose

Jack A. Butterfield Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Felix Sandstrom -- Grand Rapids Griffins

Fred T. Hunt Memorial Award (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey)
Touchdown Thomas -- Bridgeport Sound Tigers

Yanick Dupre Memorial Award (Community Involvement)
Vili Saarijarvi -- Grand Rapids Griffins

Harry "Hap" Holmes Memorial Award (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against)
Felix Sandstrom/Jimmy Howard -- Grand Rapids Griffins




Central Scouting Final 2020 NHL Draft Projections




Comments
Bernie Sanders lead the playoffs in points.
Thomas obviously won all of the awards in the AHL.
Aydin was injured at the end of the season and through the playoffs


http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats

Hockles fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Jun 10, 2017

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
how does a rookie win the ahl masterdon :iiam:

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

I go to NHL combine, I asked questions by teams. I say я не размаўляю па-англійску. Agent say they not find funny, hurt draft rankings. Pylon don't care, for fat American pig questions are dumb.

Kilza fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Jun 8, 2017

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

fits posted:

how does a rookie win the ahl masterdon :iiam:

That is one thing through all my years of playing/simming I have never figured out: What the hell are the EA Sports NHL series qualifications to win the Masterton.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
dedication and perseverance to cellys. keeping going at 100% even when the goal total is at the 90s is tough to do

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

OoC:

Hockles posted:

End of 2019-20 Season Update
Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)
Cam Talbot -- Edmonton Oilers

How did Talbot get the Vezina but the Oilers still missed? Did McDavid die in this alternate universe?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Kilza posted:

How did Talbot get the Vezina but the Oilers still missed? Did McDavid die in this alternate universe?

Talbot: 33-27-1 2.23/.926 (lowest GAA of anyone with 30GP or more)
Mike Smith: 6-10-3 3.20/.896
McDavid only played in 59 games

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Hey Hockles, how close was Poost to leading the Bruins in goals during the regular and post seasons?

Also, thanks heaps for running this weird offshoot of fantasy hockey. (And see if you can get Poost traded...)

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
The Capitals finally beating the Penguins only to lose in 7 games in the finals (presumably in OT) is all the proof I need that NHL17 is the most accurate simulator of all time.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Yaya posted:

The Capitals finally beating the Penguins only to lose in 7 games in the finals (presumably in OT) is all the proof I need that NHL17 is the most accurate simulator of all time.

I bet they blew a 3-1 series lead too.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Some things never change.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
so....now Thomas has won Rookie of the Year twice. let's make it 3 times in a row this season lmao

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Hockles posted:

Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
Soup Athanatos -- Colorado Avalanche

Chicks* Dig Shots On Goal


*(and award voters)

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Yaya posted:

The Capitals finally beating the Penguins only to lose in 7 games in the finals (presumably in OT) is all the proof I need that NHL17 is the most accurate simulator of all time.

Furnaceface posted:

I bet they blew a 3-1 series lead too.

:discourse:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Schlesische posted:

Hey Hockles, how close was Poost to leading the Bruins in goals during the regular and post seasons?

Poost had 43g in the regular season, Marchand was 2nd with 24
Poost had 2g in the playoffs, Marchand had 4

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2020 NHL Draft Lottery Results

10) Nashville
9.) Chicago
8.) Vancouver
7.) Los Angeles
6.) Ottawa
5.) Buffalo
4.) Calgary
3.) Detroit
2.) Philadelphia



1.) Edmonton

Draft tomorrow at 11pm EST. It's just going to be the one post for the two guys.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I forgot to include this in my end of season report.

Upcoming Free Agents
EDM - Aejix Dundee (UFA)
NJ -- Ogie Ogilthorpe III (UFA)
PHI - Stanley Matthews III (UFA)
SJ -- Anders Potetson (UFA)

Not sure why the game foregoes everyone's RFA contract. :iiam:

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hockles posted:

I forgot to include this in my end of season report.

Upcoming Free Agents
EDM - Aejix Dundee (UFA)
NJ -- Ogie Ogilthorpe III (UFA)
PHI - Stanley Matthews III (UFA)
SJ -- Anders Potetson (UFA)

Not sure why the game foregoes everyone's RFA contract. :iiam:

Maybe those goes didn come from the major junior or college so the system thinks they are a class 3 FA?

(Wild rear end guess i didnt check)

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Hockles posted:

2020 NHL Draft Lottery Results

1.) Edmonton

Draft tomorrow at 11pm EST. It's just going to be the one post for the two guys.

back on top

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007


Has Connor demanded out yet?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

stab posted:

Maybe those goes didn come from the major junior or college so the system thinks they are a class 3 FA?

(Wild rear end guess i didnt check)

Nah, it does it for all of the created players for some reason.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2020 NHL Entry Draft


With the 1st Overall Pick, the Edmonton Oilers select....

From Metallurg Magnitogorsk of the KHL... Bavel Bortnik










With the 7th Overall Pick, the Los Angeles Kings select....

From Dinamo Minsk of the KHL... Floaty McPylon






Hockles fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jun 10, 2017

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2020 Offseason News

Notable Retirements
Zach Parise
Rick Nash
Thomas Vanek
Patrick Sharp
David Backes
Duncan Keith
Dion Phaneuf
Cam Ward
Pekka Rinne
Mike Smith
Full Lists: http://imgur.com/a/UKk6u / http://imgur.com/a/rmKdo / http://imgur.com/a/jLHAV


Transaction News
EDM - signed rookie Bavel Bortnik to a 3-year ELC
EDM - re-signed Aejix Dundee to a $10.7mil/2yr 1-way contract
LA -- signed rookie Floaty McPylon to a 3-year ELC
NJ -- re-signed Ogie Ogilthorpe III to a $2mil/2yr 1-way contract
PHI - re-signed Stanley Matthews III to a $1.8/2yr 2-way contract
SJ -- re-signed Anders Potetson to a $1.5mil/1yr 1-way contract

BOS signed Adam Lowry
CGY signed Steve Mason
CBJ signed Tyler Johnson
FLA signed Roman Josi
NSH signed Nicklas Backstrom
NYR signed Ben Bishop
OTT signed Brayden Schenn
VAN signed Martin Jones




2020-21 Opening Night Info
ANA -- assigned Southie Paux to San Diego in the AHL, his role is Minor SCR FWD
ANA -- Danny Provolone is a Minor Top 2 D (but is in the NHL)
BOS -- assigned Quayden Aydin to Providence in the AHL, his role is Depth FWD
BOS -- Ewic Windros is a 4th Line FWD
BOS -- Jus Poost is a 3rd SCR Line FWD
CAR -- Gord Gordon is a 3rd SCR Line FWD
CHI -- assigned Jeremiah ThinkTank to Rockford in the AHL, his role is Other FWD
CHI -- assigned Jack Bauer to Rockford in the AHL, his role is Minor 4th Line FWD
COL -- Soup Athanatos is 1st Line FWD
COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 2nd Line FWD
COL -- Coach Hockles is a 3rd SCR Line FWD
DAL -- assigned Potatoes O'Bourke to Texas in the AHL, his role is Top 6 DEF
DET -- Stabby McStabson is a Minor SCR FWD (but is in the NHL)
EDM -- assigned Bavel Bortnik to Bakersfield in the AHL, his role is Other DEF
EDM -- Aejix Dundee is a Starting Goalie
FLA -- Bernie Sanders is a Depth FWD
LA -- assigned Taro Tsujimoto to Ontario in the AHL, his role is Other FWD
LA -- assigned Floaty McPylon to Ontario in the AHL, his role is Other DEF
MTL -- assigned Scott Johns to St. John's in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD
MTL -- assigned Cruz McBroozer to St. John's in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD
NSH -- assigned Guy Fieri to Milwaukee in the AHL, his role is Other FWD
NJ -- assigned Ogie Ogilthorpe III to Albany in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD
NYI -- assigned Nippon Ichi to Bridgeport in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD
NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 1st Line FWD (for real this time)
NYR -- assigned Miracle Johnson to Hartford in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD
PHI -- assigned Bubba Biscuits to Lehigh Valley in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD
PHI -- assigned Stanley Matthews III to Lehigh Valley in the AHL, his role is Minor SCR FWD
PHI -- Hugh Jass is a Depth DEF
SJ -- Anders Potetson is a 4th Line FWD
TB -- assigned Yokozuna to Syracuse in the AHL, his role is Backup Goalie
TOR -- assigned Aldrig Glomma to Toronto in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD
TOR -- Gord Murphy is a Top 2 DEF
VAN -- assigned Kaido Hoovelson to Utica in the AHL, his role is Other DEF
WSH -- assigned Puck Sonette to Hershey in the AHL, his role is Other FWD
WPG -- assigned Mulkku Paskiainen to Manitoba in the AHL, his role is Other Goalie


Comments
Everybody should be getting ice time now.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Hockles posted:

PHI -- Hugh Jass is a Depth DEF

Hell yeah Hugh! If Hakstol could convey human emotions, I'm sure he'd love your shotblocking, conservative ways.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Hockles posted:

NYR -- assigned Miracle Johnson to Hartford in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD

gently caress this i want out

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

I get drafted by Los Angeles. Big place they call "Tinseltown". Agent say many stars live there. Floaty McPylon shall become big star in place with many stars!

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Hockles posted:

NYI -- assigned Nippon Ichi to Bridgeport in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cyO271GChk

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

corn on the cop posted:

gently caress this i want out



I could probably trade you for each other.

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