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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Andrast posted:

Why the gently caress would the EU care about Corbyn?

They won't want a change in government in the middle of the brexit talks

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
It's not really the middle when they haven't started yet.

Alertrelic
Apr 18, 2008

Jeherrin posted:

Like an idiot, I hope. Like someone who's just realising that there's more to the Scottish political landscape that loving Wings Over Scotland, I hope. Like someone who might just realise they need to wake the gently caress up, I hope.

Nah. They'll just blame everyone who didn't vote for Independence in 2014 and carefully never consider that maybe, just maybe, the SNP hosed Scotland royally.

The SNP/Tory swing voters in those seats don't read Wings. They are old-school, rural, tartan tories. The folk who put Robertson and Salmond in power aren't the same crowd as the Yes bikers.

You simply can't expect to appeal to central Glasgow and rural Aberdeenshire at the same time. Class and social divisions will always resurface.

That said, there will always be a core constituency for independence. Some difficult questions for the SNP in terms of how the case can be articulated in the face of Brexit and resurgent socialism across the UK though. If Scottish Labour are canny (they aren't) they will turn their fire on to the Conservatives and develop credible UK-wide proposals on the constitution, while campaigning on the core issues Corbyn did. They can't hope to govern the UK with a far-left government while running a narrow, tactical unionist campaign in Scotland.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.
Queens Speech fails as DUP no entirely sure where the parliament building is.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Reveilled posted:

Don't worry, a study published in the Lancet last year suggested that dietary sodium actually has minimal health effects in those with normal blood pressure! Drink those tears.

Are we sure it wasn't a planted study by Big Salt?

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Andrast posted:

Why the gently caress would the EU care about Corbyn?

They don't want a leftist government to succeed anywhere, it would break their "no alternative" narrative, same reason they hosed Syriza. Negotiations with Corbyn would also drag on longer, they prefer a quick cut followed by hard austerity Britain.

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

Jeherrin posted:

The SNP hosed Scotland by reducing their position to divisive core policies. Voting in Scotland is now single-issue voting for a great many people. Want independence? Vote SNP. Don't want it? Vote Tory.

The SNP took a lot of previously Labour seats in their rise to power, with voters drinking the kool-aid that Labour were now incapable of representing their interests. People in those once-Labour seats who are pro-Union are now tending towards the Tories because they don't see the SNP as being a party that's got anything of substance to talk about except independence. Whether that's true, or whether they do have substance to their manifesto, is irrelevant. The fact is that there's a perception that it's all they talk about.

Scotland went blue because of a failure amongst the SNP party, and the SNP voter base, to realise this and engage with those people.

So long as you insist Labour's previous collapse was due to 'Kool-Aid' you'll never be able to seriously engage with those of us who left the party, and even as a pro-indy it's a shame.

Can't see the awesome jam man thinking like this though, so we're probably in for a rough ride if he can squeeze that entitled attitude out of Scottish Labour.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

jBrereton posted:

It's not really the middle when they haven't started yet.

He was talking about a hypothetical future where the coalition breaks down during the talks and why the eu might have a vested interest in propping them up

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
mm sorry I'm a bit giddy + tired for this still

Chakan
Mar 30, 2011
Alright, I've read the past couple pages but I need to get ready for work because I'm in the US, so please help me out.

Looking at it, the tories don't have enough seats for a majority anymore so my understanding is they need a few votes from another party to maintain May if they want to keep her, is that right? Or do they just need a plurality to fill the role? I'm sure it's all speculation, but do goons think she'll be replaced? Is there a real chance of there being another election within a month? Will British leaders ever learn their lesson about "shoring up support before a big initiative"??

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Scotland going Tory is the fault of FPTP, no more no less.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Walton Simons posted:

A selection of BBC Have You Say tears

These are all top-page comments

UKMT 2017: Do You Feel So Cred Now?

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

Junior G-man posted:

:psyduck:

Where do you find these people? and who the gently caress (re-)elects them?

We did.

Unfortunately.

I'm in his constituency.

:(

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

The DUPs main concern is Agriculture when it comes to brexit (need the farmers!)

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Though frankly their deep hatred of Corbyn will mean the most you can hope for is an abstention from then if poo poo goes tits up

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

kustomkarkommando posted:

The DUPs main concern is Agriculture when it comes to brexit (need the farmers!)

wait, you guys still have enough farmers to matter?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
£350mil a week from the EU is what £510mil a week in wood pellets?

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Chakan posted:

Alright, I've read the past couple pages but I need to get ready for work because I'm in the US, so please help me out.

Looking at it, the tories don't have enough seats for a majority anymore so my understanding is they need a few votes from another party to maintain May if they want to keep her, is that right? Or do they just need a plurality to fill the role? I'm sure it's all speculation, but do goons think she'll be replaced? Is there a real chance of there being another election within a month? Will British leaders ever learn their lesson about "shoring up support before a big initiative"??

You've got this a little backwards. They don't need votes to maintain May - they are the largest party and therefore whoever the leader is will be PM. They need support from other parties to pass legislation as they do not hold a majority. In theory every other party could vote down every piece of legislation the Tories try to pass.

She'll probably maintain her leadership for a while, but as soon as a major piece of legislation fails she's gone. An election in 6-12 months seems like.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Chakan posted:

Alright, I've read the past couple pages but I need to get ready for work because I'm in the US, so please help me out.

Looking at it, the tories don't have enough seats for a majority anymore so my understanding is they need a few votes from another party to maintain May if they want to keep her, is that right?
Yes. Her support can only realistically come from a tiny party of Irish protestant fundamentalists. Everything else is up in the air.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Obliterati posted:

So long as you insist Labour's previous collapse was due to 'Kool-Aid' you'll never be able to seriously engage with those of us who left the party, and even as a pro-indy it's a shame.

Can't see the awesome jam man thinking like this though, so we're probably in for a rough ride if he can squeeze that entitled attitude out of Scottish Labour.

Okay, I'm all ears: what's your take on it? I mean, I'd rather have a dialogue with people of differing views to me than just insist either person is flat-out wrong.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Goa Tse-tung posted:

wait, you guys still have enough farmers to matter?

Its all about cattle exports into Ireland. NI farmers send live cattle over the border for slaughter and "freedom of movement of livestock" is legit a phrase some in the DUP have usef

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

'Vote Tory, get DUP' should be a good attack line for the next election. Also they should be constantly asking Tory MPs whether they condemn awful poo poo said by their partners constantly for as long as the alliance holds.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Wheat Loaf posted:

I think he's probably the worst person in parliament now that Philip Davies is out.

Philip Davies got re-elected, there was a swing to Labour in his seat but not enough unlike in neighboring Keighley.

He was laying into May on the local TV, so another one whose probably not in her good books.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
Is there any good reason to not join the Labour Party right now?

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Tesseraction posted:

Are we sure it wasn't a planted study by Big Salt?

Joke Answer: Big Salt promises to cure Cancer. Haha, cure, get it?

Serious answer: It was a pooled analysis of 4 studies covering 133,000 people for 4 years. It was called "Associations of Urinary Sodium Excretion with Cadiovascular Events in Individuals With and Without Hypertention: A Pooled Analysis of Data From Four Studies". If you don't feel like reading a paper, there's a healthcare triage video about it.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

mfcrocker posted:

Is there any good reason to not join the Labour Party right now?

No.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/MrRaffles/status/873131205956448261/photo/1

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

mfcrocker posted:

Is there any good reason to not join the Labour Party right now?

There hasn't been a good reason since August 2015.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

mfcrocker posted:

Is there any good reason to not join the Labour Party right now?



You're seventy years old and hate happiness.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.
The other part is whether certain Tories will want the DUP to be a stick to be beaten with too.

Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?

EvilHawk posted:

You've got this a little backwards. They don't need votes to maintain May - they are the largest party and therefore whoever the leader is will be PM. They need support from other parties to pass legislation as they do not hold a majority. In theory every other party could vote down every piece of legislation the Tories try to pass.

She'll probably maintain her leadership for a while, but as soon as a major piece of legislation fails she's gone. An election in 6-12 months seems like.
Speaking of which, how much non-Brexit bad stuff (dementia tax, internment camps, Internet restrictions, school lunch theft, abolition of the concept of human rights, repeal of Leveson 2, etc.) is expected to go through before the good guys win?

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
I assume a by-election in Thanet South is still likely?

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Chakan posted:

Alright, I've read the past couple pages but I need to get ready for work because I'm in the US, so please help me out.

Looking at it, the tories don't have enough seats for a majority anymore so my understanding is they need a few votes from another party to maintain May if they want to keep her, is that right? Or do they just need a plurality to fill the role? I'm sure it's all speculation, but do goons think she'll be replaced? Is there a real chance of there being another election within a month? Will British leaders ever learn their lesson about "shoring up support before a big initiative"??

May is hosed, her own party will knife her. But to maintain government they need to be able to form either an official or unofficial coalition with another party, which will probably be the DUP, because the DUP will never ally with Labour and they have enough MPs to get them over the line.

It doesn't necessarily mean the DUP will join cabinet or support everything the Tories do - they could have an agreement on confidence and supply, which means they'll vote for the absolutely vital stuff like the Budget and back the Tory PM in any vote of no confidence, and every other piece of legislation has to be considered on its merits. (There could theoretically be legislation the DUP doesn't like but the Lib Dems and some independents do, for example, so it still gets through.) This is what's called minority government, rather than coalition government.

It is 100% going to be an absolutely fractious nightmare for the Tories and yes, will probably result in another election before the next five-year date. Expect Corbyn to hound them mercilessly, paint them as chaotic, and demand an early election at every turn.

(I'm basing this off what happened in Australia in 2010, but with the parties reversed - Labour got a minority govt with the Greens and some independents, the Tory opposition went absolutely batshit for three years.)

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Irony Be My Shield posted:

'Vote Tory, get DUP' should be a good attack line for the next election. Also they should be constantly asking Tory MPs whether they condemn awful poo poo said by their partners constantly for as long as the alliance holds.
Here are my predictions for the next set of QT questions.
For the DUP and Tory representatives: "so what do you guys like MOST about each other? :allears:"
For the UKIP representavie: "Please have the oxygen of airtime despite being a parliamentary irrelevance"
For the Lab representative: "Jeremy Corbyn didn't secure a majority, shouldn't he resign?"

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Raeg posted:

The other part is whether certain Tories will want the DUP to be a stick to be beaten with too.

I wonder how the Young LGBT Conservatives feel right now.

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

I think you guys are forgetting that this is going to be a coalition/deal with a Northern Irish party. Certain subsections of English voters (especially tories) will be incredibly unhappy with the idea of Northern Ireland dictating their policies, just like they hated the idea of Scotland doing the same with an SNP/Labour deal. They pretended it's about independence but for those kinds of people it absolutely is not, it's all about EVEL and they will not like a minority country having huge sway over England.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013
Reminder that one of the strongest candidates for PM when may is knifed is literally everything the DUP hates: a scottish lesbian.

Seriously, there was an image back there of one of the current DUP MP's calling homosexuality worse than pedophilia.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

ukle posted:

Philip Davies got re-elected, there was a swing to Labour in his seat but not enough unlike in neighboring Keighley.

Oh, that's a shame. I think there was something going round that he'd lost last night and neglected to confirm this morning.

Well, Gregory, you're still only the second-worst person in parliament.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Gort posted:

I wonder how the Young LGBT Conservatives feel right now.

If they can survive the crushing cognative dissonance of being a Young LGBT Tory, nothing will stop them.

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DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
This is the first "good" day I've had in a long time (thanks SSRIs!) Interesting times ahead - I do like a bit of chaos, me.

Fiona Hill and Nick Timothy sacked.

E: Also a nice swing of about 12% towards the Labour candidate in my constituency (Huntingdon) while greens and UKIP were liquidated. Makes me feel a bit better. :)

DeadButDelicious fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Jun 9, 2017

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