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DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




The ending of Superior Spider-Man has possibly my favourite Spider-Man quipping moment.

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Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
From zero to pure unadulterated hatred.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

DigitalRaven posted:

The ending of Superior Spider-Man has possibly my favourite Spider-Man quipping moment.



Yesssssss. Keep the Spider-Man panels coming!

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
That is probably my favourite spider-man moment of all time, and that page is arguably the peak of the whole Superior Spider-Man shebang.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


DigitalRaven posted:

The ending of Superior Spider-Man has possibly my favourite Spider-Man quipping moment.



For all the poo poo Dan Slott gets about his Spider-Man run, this single page is easily one of the best Spider-Man moments in years.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

For all the poo poo Dan Slott gets about his Spider-Man run, this single page is easily one of the best Spider-Man moments in years.

Yeah, effortlessly bridging the Funny and Badass Panels threads.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



It was more of a wristlock that Black Panther did to Surfer.

Incidentally, do not image search "full nelson" with safesearch off with other people around.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Endless Mike posted:

Incidentally, do not image search "full nelson" with safesearch off with other people around.

You can't say this while I'm at work without providing more details. :colbert:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Imagine a full nelson wrestling hold. Now imagine this instead applied by a man to a lady's legs while he sexes her. Now just imagine pages and pages of images of this.

Combaticus
Jan 14, 2008

Perfection

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Ultimate

Fighting

Biotechnology
Pretty sure google searches are personalized …
Just seeing regular wrestling stuff here.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

If Nelson Full isn't a porn star he needs to be.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I always loved Pete going after Fisk after Aunt May was shot. It was another of those "Spider-Man has been holding back" moments but there's also this scene:



Just something about him slapping the poo poo out of Kingpin over and over is funny and brutal at the same time.

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
Also he's picking him up by his bare skin.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Pureauthor posted:

Also he's picking him up by his bare skin.

Every time I see that panel, as badass as it is, I cringe. Reminds me of a scene with Pyramidhead from the Silent Hill movie, too

Threep
Apr 1, 2006

It's kind of a long story.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

For all the poo poo Dan Slott gets about his Spider-Man run, this single page is easily one of the best Spider-Man moments in years.
Wasn't it written by Yost?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I like that the other guys in the prison aren't cheering or rioting or whatever, they're just standing there all "Oh geeze...".

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Wasn't there a fight where Peter got really mad at someone and used his spider powers to rip some of his skin off? Like, sticking his fingers to his face and then pulling his hand away.

Angry Spider-Man is loving scary because he usually holds back, when he's mad he can seriously gently caress someone up.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Mikl posted:

Wasn't there a fight where Peter got really mad at someone and used his spider powers to rip some of his skin off? Like, sticking his fingers to his face and then pulling his hand away.

Angry Spider-Man is loving scary because he usually holds back, when he's mad he can seriously gently caress someone up.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
In most of them I don't think it's the power or the damage, it's the fact he's not quipping while he's doing it. He's well known in universe as a normally light-hearted figure even when he's webbing guys up for violent crimes, to see him just mercilessly beating on someone without the jokes means that poo poo has gone wrong, and that worries people.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

goatface posted:

In most of them I don't think it's the power or the damage, it's the fact he's not quipping while he's doing it. He's well known in universe as a normally light-hearted figure even when he's webbing guys up for violent crimes, to see him just mercilessly beating on someone without the jokes means that poo poo has gone wrong, and that worries people.

I think it also helps that it's relatively rare. I mean there are dozens of examples but it's a 'cut loose' moment that doesn't happen every other story. Whereas these days you barely get a Superman story where his eyes aren't glowing red, Black Bolt talks all the time, and other cut loose moments have become so commonplace that their lose their impact. Spider-Man going full Spider-Man is still a reasonable treat because his stories spend so much time with him getting poo poo on instead.

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



Push El Burrito posted:

I always loved Pete going after Fisk after Aunt May was shot. It was another of those "Spider-Man has been holding back" moments but there's also this scene:



Just something about him slapping the poo poo out of Kingpin over and over is funny and brutal at the same time.

First thing that came to my mind is that scene from Dragon Ball Z:

Tensokuu
May 21, 2010

Somehow, the boy just isn't very buoyant.

goatface posted:

In most of them I don't think it's the power or the damage, it's the fact he's not quipping while he's doing it. He's well known in universe as a normally light-hearted figure even when he's webbing guys up for violent crimes, to see him just mercilessly beating on someone without the jokes means that poo poo has gone wrong, and that worries people.

It also makes people in universe question just what the hell is going on with him - a plot line that runs through Superior Spider-Man.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Spectacular Spider-Man did that pretty well, too. He's his normal, quippy self in all their previous fights. But when Spidey fights the Sinister Six in in his symbiote suit, he doesn't say a word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dPBkEec-88

Which Doc Ock picks up on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kPiNzicKqk&t=42s

It was a good show.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Pfff. It's no "SHOCKEERRRRR!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Breetai posted:

That is probably my favourite spider-man moment of all time, and that page is arguably the peak of the whole Superior Spider-Man shebang.

I love how in those last two panels, the ultratight zoom on Norman and Parker makes the speech bubbles seem tiny, implying they're almost whispering - even though the lettering is the same size as everywhere else.

It's such a good page.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


And you're all wrong: the most bad-rear end Spider-Man moment is him realizing he shouldn't have been able to save the world. All the hero's are in a trance and dreaming that they saved the Earth from something crashing into it and we see Spider-Man's dream where he's like "I did it! I did it! Wait...I couldn't have done it..."

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Duke Igthorn posted:


And you're all wrong: the most bad-rear end Spider-Man moment is him realizing he shouldn't have been able to save the world. All the hero's are in a trance and dreaming that they saved the Earth from something crashing into it and we see Spider-Man's dream where he's like "I did it! I did it! Wait...I couldn't have done it..."

Giant Size Astonishing X-Men #1

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Amazing Spider-man 33





Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Uhh... this was clearly the best payoff from Superior Spoderman:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's more of a grounded-human-being thing than a badass thing. He's incapable of believing himself to be that powerful, unlike the Reed Richards and Tony Starks of the world, and he's able to notice that fact despite the powerful wish fulfilment they're all being fed.

Spider-man, the self-hating superhero.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I mean in that fantasy he stops a world destroying bullet with some webbing which is pretty hard to believe no matter what.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yeah, but look at the other people who are stuck in the fantasy and try and come up with any sort of plausible scenario for their powerset.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I love Pete's interactions with other heroes because he doesn't understand these incredible things he has done. Guy has no self-esteem no matter how much the rest of the community respects him.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I personally preferred early Spidey because he was a huge jerk to everyone and constantly bragging. I never really liked the "self-hating nerd" Spider-man characterization. That's fine for Peter Parker, but when he has the mask on it's a whole different story.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

bobkatt013 posted:

Amazing Spider-man 33




There's an issue of the Marvel Ren and Stimpy comic (written by Dan Slott!) that clowns on this whole sequence... Spidey's got to get out for his Aunt May, yes, but also his old English teacher Mr. Sheckley, Otto Flippa the Incan God of Ties (his head is an upside down Volkswagen), Pepe, Hans and Rita (three clipart bears), their kids....

Oh, and instead of buried in debris, he's crustied in a giant booger. Because it's a Ren and Stimpy comic.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Toshimo posted:

Uhh... this was clearly the best payoff from Superior Spoderman:


And yet just 10 words to Norman and he doesn't need scans or any other kind of confirmation: he KNOWS that spidey's back, as surely as he knows 1+1=2.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

bobkatt013 posted:

Amazing Spider-man 33







This sequence is fantastic and I think it's only ever been homaged in one other thing, Batman Beyond of all things

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

Breetai posted:

And yet just 10 words to Norman and he doesn't need scans or any other kind of confirmation: he KNOWS that spidey's back, as surely as he knows 1+1=2.

Honestly, you'd think the Avengers would do this poo poo on general principle.

"Alright, I'm glad everyone's finally made it. I'm going to have to ask that everyone hold still for about 8 seconds so that we can get a quick scan the room and compare your it to the last 12 times so that we can make sure no one here is actually a skrull, any other kind of shapeshifter/method of disguise, mind controlled, body swapped with a villain/friend/rival/whatever, a clone, a doombot, a clone of a doombot, a doombot of a clone or any further combination thereof, bugged or wearing some other kind of tracking/listening devices, here under duress, or for any other reason that is not voluntary, suffering some kind of mental breakdown, contaminated with a chemical/radiological/biological vector, rigged with any kind of explosive device or other antipersonel weapons, or actually just a bunch of squirrels in power armor, Tony."

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Calaveron posted:

This sequence is fantastic and I think it's only ever been homaged in one other thing, Batman Beyond of all things

Spider-Batman was pretty cool.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Keeshhound posted:

Honestly, you'd think the Avengers would do this poo poo on general principle.

"Alright, I'm glad everyone's finally made it. I'm going to have to ask that everyone hold still for about 8 seconds so that we can get a quick scan the room and compare your it to the last 12 times so that we can make sure no one here is actually a skrull, any other kind of shapeshifter/method of disguise, mind controlled, body swapped with a villain/friend/rival/whatever, a clone, a doombot, a clone of a doombot, a doombot of a clone or any further combination thereof, bugged or wearing some other kind of tracking/listening devices, here under duress, or for any other reason that is not voluntary, suffering some kind of mental breakdown, contaminated with a chemical/radiological/biological vector, rigged with any kind of explosive device or other antipersonel weapons, or actually just a bunch of squirrels in power armor, Tony."

Man I can tie a comic to like 90% of that list.

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