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How big is your dick in Celsius?
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:41 |
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Five cord Nineteen leagues
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:50 |
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speaking of penii and units of measurement what is the best unit for measuring things you can see with a scanning electron microscope? asking for a friend
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:58 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:How big is your dick in Celsius? My dick is 2/3s of a cubit.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 05:05 |
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tangy yet delightful posted:speaking of penii and units of measurement Nanometers works pretty well. That's what I used to measure bacterial vesicles which were really really really small. What kind of unit are we taking about here for your friend? Small or extra small?
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 05:12 |
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areyoucontagious posted:Nanometers works pretty well. I just asked him because he is up late you know and he did say that he's always been an extra kinda guy.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 05:40 |
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Angstroms i think.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 05:51 |
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titties posted:Angstroms i think.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 05:57 |
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timefly posted:I refuse to believe a human can be this dumb Its way more common than you want to believe. Like, 90% of people have to learn this one the hard way.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 08:13 |
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RFC2324 posted:Its way more common than you want to believe. Like, 90% of people have to learn this one the hard way. Yeah, how to answer "does this ____ make me look fat?" is a common joke for a reason. Some guys think you should always be honest and open about literally everything, whether it's how fat they look or how hot their friend/sister/mom is and what you'd do to them if you had the chance.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 08:18 |
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quote:It really doesn't help my mental picture of this story that I kept picturing him as Ted from Scrubs for no good reason I was picturing the Better Off Ted.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 08:25 |
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Why is inches the OK measurement for cocks? Is this America's legacy?
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 08:45 |
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My penis is 47 Milanese lines.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 08:55 |
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Because we won the war, eurotrash.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 09:19 |
timefly posted:I refuse to believe a human can be this dumb Oh, were you on hiatus the couple of years the Fat is Beautiful threads were around?
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:34 |
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I think calling your wife that just had your baby fat is one of the funnier things I've ever heard. That's like calling your girlfriend who you just lost your virginity to a slut. I'd make a comment about being drunk and slinking around your ex and kid's house too, but one of my friends just did that so it's hitting a little too close to home.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:44 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Because we won the war, eurotrash. pff, you struggled against ONE of our countries... and it was Russia, one of our own nations who did all the heavy lifting and actually won the war the full might of Europe would crush you like bugs under mighty boot Europe - 1 "USA" - 0
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 13:46 |
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Some nice airspace you got there, Europe. Sure would be a shame if someone... *parks 3 carrier strike groups off coast* ...utterly dominated it.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 15:26 |
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lol we tricked u into protecting us with ur own hardware if you ever get uppity we can just nuke your whole fleet lololrofl
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 15:28 |
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Zzulu posted:pff, you struggled against ONE of our countries... I'm pretty sure most of Germany is grateful they didn't go under full soviet control. Maybe the US joining wasn't needed but I think most would say they got a better deal in the end because of it.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 15:32 |
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Zzulu posted:pff, you struggled against ONE of our countries... Thanks for helping with Japan Oh wait.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 15:36 |
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Fartbox posted:lol we tricked u into protecting us with ur own hardware This might be the dumbest trollpost, and I'm saying this in a thread that hosted a really long temperature derail quote:In high school I did gross/weird poo poo for money and for what I thought at the time was popularity. I want to confess all this poo poo because I did a few things that hurt other people. This is the kind of thing where you definitely did something bad but everything else you described sounds like it was punishment enough so I can't really wish ill on you. People do dumb things when they're kids quote:i watched a lot of anime growing up I know I say this a lot, but a therapist could have a field day with this one
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 15:38 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Yeah, how to answer "does this ____ make me look fat?" is a common joke for a reason. Some guys think you should always be honest and open about literally everything, whether it's how fat they look or how hot their friend/sister/mom is and what you'd do to them if you had the chance. "Don't bother getting me anything for Christmas this year, we need to save money." This doesn't mean what it says.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 16:45 |
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Why would they all recognize the yu yu whatever logo?
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 16:50 |
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shut up blegum posted:Why would they all recognize the yu yu whatever logo? Yeah this is definitely a situation where if you knew what it was, you had no business throwing stones.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 17:01 |
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According to GIS it looks like this which, y'know, it's not hard to figure out what this is
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 17:04 |
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It reminds me of that scene in The Other Guys where Mark Wahlberg's character explains that he learned ballet and modern art criticism sarcastically so that he could make fun of the nerds and losers
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 17:17 |
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Gynovore posted:Don't forget the Axe body spray. A whole can every time you go out. Discovery goon invented time travel and brought back this post from 2003
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 17:50 |
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tangy yet delightful posted:speaking of penii and units of measurement It's penes. Penises is acceptable in English, but the Latin plural of penis is penes. Why would you think it's penii? It's (ironically) not a masculine noun. If it was "penius" you'd have it right. But it's not. IDIOT!
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 17:57 |
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Fartbox posted:lol we tricked u into protecting us with ur own hardware durrrrr
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 18:07 |
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KomodoWagon is technically correct in his post about the Latin word "penis" which translates literally to "tail" (the English plural is of course just "penises")
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 18:08 |
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KomodoWagon posted:It's penes. Penises is acceptable in English, but the Latin plural of penis is penes. Why would you think it's penii? It's (ironically) not a masculine noun. If it was "penius" you'd have it right. But it's not. romans go home
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 18:09 |
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KomodoWagon posted:It's penes. Penises is acceptable in English, but the Latin plural of penis is penes. Why would you think it's penii? It's (ironically) not a masculine noun. If it was "penius" you'd have it right. But it's not. I learned a lot about penis roots today. A sentence that is now forever carved into the stone of the internet.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 18:10 |
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If you want to upset Americans, just sass their military industrial complex - the biggest cancer on their economy bar none
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 18:11 |
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Fartbox posted:If you want to upset Americans, just sass their military industrial complex - the biggest cancer on their economy bar none I mean, it is, but I wasn't mad about it, just kind of in awe at your poor grasp on international relations
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 18:14 |
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Fartbox posted:If you want to upset Americans, just sass their military industrial complex - the biggest cancer on their economy bar none https://www.ishares.com/us/products/239502/ishares-us-aerospace-defense-etf
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 18:15 |
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Fartbox posted:If you want to upset Americans, just sass their military industrial complex - the biggest cancer on their economy bar none Sounds like you could use a little democracy.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 18:18 |
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Fartbox posted:If you want to upset Americans, just sass their military industrial complex - the biggest cancer on their economy bar none Who needs a functioning economy when you have the means to go and take somebody else's?
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 18:19 |
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loquacius posted:I know I say this a lot, but a therapist could have a field day with this one Textbook "I want a vulnerable shy girl I can rescue so she'll have to love me forever and will never challenge me or tell me I'm wrong" neckbeard poo poo. She was her own person. If she got sick of being ridiculed, she'd have done something about it. She didn't need you to ride in on your white steed, point your sword at the bullies, and tell them to lay off. poo poo, you'd have just made things worse seeing as how you were in 7th grade. Kids are assholes. You really think if you'd stood up for her they'd have all scurried to hide like cockroaches and she would've swooned and fainted and you would've been there when she woke up, cradling her head in your arms? Let it go you loving idiot and reexamine your views on relationships and women in general. I hope for your sake this happened just last year because if you're a grown-rear end man and you're still pining after an anime fan from 7th grade just lol
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 18:56 |
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*sitting with fainted girl* "Oh my goddess!" he whispers as she wakes up
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