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hey, sport |
# ? Jun 5, 2017 14:41 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:00 |
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You're killing Buffalo Wild Wings. |
# ? Jun 5, 2017 14:42 |
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Back in my day we had to walk around the neighborhood to find a good, unsecured wi-fi network with the default password! Uphill, both ways! Through 80ms of lag! And we liked it that way! We didn't have figdet spinners and man buns, we went outside and played with a stick! A joystick! In the arcade! And we got haircuts! Because it was part of the bargain to get the quarters to play the video games! You kids today with your backpacks, we had sharp metal lunchboxes with TETANUS! And we were grateful for it! With your smooth-cornered smartphones, they issued us a pointy compass ready to pluck out an eye and glue you could eat! Anyway, pass the kale. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 5, 2017 22:36 |
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I just say everything is lit constantly and they give me a dirty look that I'm pretty sure means they know i'm in control. When doing homework: "Hey, doing some homework? That's lit!" Leaving to hang out with friends: "Oh hey, that's pretty lit!" My own worst enemy is playing on the radio: "Oh hey, that's... cool" |
# ? Jun 7, 2017 05:50 |
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hey there kiddo... before we get into this, please understand i'm doing this because i love you. so... your principal called me today and told me that you have been acting up in school recently... i'm going to show you several photos of your mother and me when we acted up in school and made a "you." perhaps this will damage you enough, mentally AND emotionally, to the point of being unable to speak and therefore act up. also please understand... this hurts me more than it hurts you. that position was very uncomfortable but your mother LOVES IT ----- |
# ? Jun 9, 2017 14:39 |
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Meeksha posted:hey there kiddo... before we get into this, please understand i'm doing this because i love you. so... your principal called me today and told me that you have been acting up in school recently... i'm going to show you several photos of your mother and me when we acted up in school and made a "you." perhaps this will damage you enough, mentally AND emotionally, to the point of being unable to speak and therefore act up. lol this may also help with your porn addiction and the way you've been eating all the grapes before anybody else gets a chance to have some
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 15:26 |
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Manifisto posted:lol little buddy, you know i love you more than life itself, but those grapes were for COMPANY! i specifically asked you to not eat them. when todd and margaret come over this afternoon, they won't have snacks. i've changed the sheets on your bed to the sheets upon which you were conceived. they may or may not have been washed. ----- |
# ? Jun 9, 2017 16:05 |
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I suppose one could buy a couple of flags and learn to communicate with one's teenage son or daughter using semaphore
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 9, 2017 16:06 |
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Son, I know you might not think I'm cool enough to engage with you on your own level, but check this out: "DAMNDANIEL"
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 16:07 |
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wikky-wikky-WOW! zoomy boom POW homie do ya homework ZIGGA ZAM!! scat is effective ----- |
# ? Jun 9, 2017 16:32 |
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Two Words: Ig-pay Atin-lay https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 9, 2017 16:43 |
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chuckle a lot. kids these days love a good chuckling.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 17:59 |