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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Armando and Campbell sitting next to each other should be a laugh

OwlFancier posted:

I agree, unless Labour can smash it they shouldn't win until Brexit's over.

by "it" do you mean "the state" because if so

e: 336, the number of seats John Major's Tories won in the 1992 election, leading to the strongest and stablest government ever to be

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

communism bitch posted:

The mental gymnastics that some leftists can do never ceases to astonish me. I think that partly it's because a lot of people read a few books - maybe State & Revolution, Imperialism, Kapital, etc... and instead of coming away from them with a mental tool kit for analysing and assessing society themselves, they just try and remember "imperialism bad. Amerikkka is imperialist... Amerikkka is bad... anybody who doesn't like Amerikkka... is good??" and end up with some majorly hosed up opinions. They remember the literal text, but never internalise the process of analysis itself, so they're unable to handle new or different situations.


I'm dyin' here.

you'll never become a mod with that attitude

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Ignoring the fact that they won't...

What would happen if Sinn Fein did take their seats?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
It's not even just tankies though. Chomsky toes that line pretty closely a lot too. If the Syrian Kurds weren't trying for a libsoc society, I would be amazed if he didn't support Assad against US imperialist aggression.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

BREAKING: DUP DEMANDS PUBLISHED.

1) CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON STICKS MANDATORY FOR ALL OFFICIAL MEETINGS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

It's not even just tankies though. Chomsky toes that line pretty closely a lot too. If the Syrian Kurds weren't trying for a libsoc society, I would be amazed if he didn't support Assad against US imperialist aggression.

he's just backing a winner. Assad 2, May 0, Victory Hillary 0.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

OwlFancier posted:

BREAKING: DUP DEMANDS PUBLISHED.

1) CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON STICKS MANDATORY FOR ALL OFFICIAL MEETINGS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok
Also public flogging of gay people and creationism in schools

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Total Meatlove posted:

When does the press start digging properly on the DUP and Fosters links to the RHI scandal?
When they recover from pulling an all-nighter last night

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Peston/status/873192710286475266

oh my god, can it get any better? that majority is looking strong and stable, nothing to worry about she's got it all under contr- ahahahaahahahahahahaaa

Bardeh fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jun 9, 2017

Macarius Wrench
Mar 28, 2017

by Lowtax
I dont think I've seen Armando since the Friday Night Armistice and all I remember is him making fun of a small Tony Blair puppet, quite looking forward to this.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Lol

quote:

This the only post from me on the election. In the last few weeks I've noticed the Labourites have resorted to posting pictures of Theresa May caught with silly facial expressions. Very poor if you ask me! Do you honestly think that will change people's minds from voting for The Conservatives? She is a strong woman and will get us a great deal on Brexit. I dread to think what would happen if that weak, terrorist sympathiser Corbyn gets in. No protection from the likes of North Korea for a start! And as for the NHS, Labour have always bleated on about how the torys are trying to get rid of it, well it's still here and always will be! Yes it's very stretched due to the influx of immigrants which will hopefully change when the strong Prime Minister May leads us powerfully out of Europe. I IMPLORE YOU TO VOTE CONSERVATIVE!

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

Zephro posted:

Also public flogging of gay people and creationism in schools

I still find it hilarious the reason they're going to be able to govern at all (for a little bit) is due to their Scottish lesbian leader and they are asking a party who probably thinks she should be stoned to death to prop them up.

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!







What A Shame.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


God no, North Korea might starve to death on us.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Imagine thinking that North Korea poses a threat to anything except South Korea

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


So, is it the Youth Wot Won It? Have those takes began yet?

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Rygar201 posted:

So, is it the Youth Wot Won It? Have those takes began yet?

Maybe

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gort posted:

Imagine thinking that North Korea poses a threat to anything except South Korea

North Korea poses a strong threat to North Korea also.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.
Looking forward to Theresa May's "Put Up or Shut Up" speech where somehow Chuka Umunna ends up as Tory leader due to a balloting error.

Theris
Oct 9, 2007


Cool to see "it's not our fault, the left makes us be enormous assholes" is a thing across the pond, too.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.
People joke about Trump doing a Watergate speedrun but gently caress, May really crushed her Thatcher one.

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Bardeh posted:

https://twitter.com/Peston/status/873192710286475266

oh my god, can it get any better? that majority is looking strong and stable, nothing to worry about she's got it all under contr- ahahahaahahahahahahaaa

Mister Clarke, I presume?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Raeg posted:

Looking forward to Theresa May's "Put Up or Shut Up" speech where somehow Chuka Umunna ends up as Tory leader due to a balloting error.

that doesn't sound like an error to me

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Bardeh posted:

https://twitter.com/Peston/status/873192710286475266

oh my god, can it get any better? that majority is looking strong and stable, nothing to worry about she's got it all under contr- ahahahaahahahahahahaaa

Vote of no confidence?

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
Who is Tim Dawson and why should we care?

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Following all of this from the US has been extremely hilarious, please keep it up.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

ShredsYouSay posted:

Who is Tim Dawson and why should we care?

according to IMBD he wrote a few episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps :lol:

spiderbot
Oct 21, 2012


Have we seen Tony 'I wouldn't want to win on a left wing manifesto' Blair's reaction yet?

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
Losing has never felt so good

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?

Bardeh posted:

according to IMBD he wrote a few episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps :lol:

Oh right I thought he was that guy in dark seed 2

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
is boris prime minister yet

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
So is there a hit parade yet of all the labour class traitors who tried to backstab corbyn finally eating corbie

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"




If the 70% participation rate some people are talking about is true,the youth Block just went from "no one cares" to "oh god Kingmakers".people respect you a lot more when you show up.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
ok everybody now be sure to go back to saying you'll vote Tory in all the opinion polls so the government calls an election again

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Hieronymous Alloy posted:

So is there a hit parade yet of all the labour class traitors who tried to backstab corbyn finally eating corbie

Owen Smith ate a big bowl of dicks on TV, but at least he smiled throughout.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Gort posted:

Imagine thinking that North Korea poses a threat to anything except South Korea
i dont have the image but there was a south korean poll on what to do if the us invades north korea and the results were something like

37% help the us
20% help north korea
19% invade japan

so i guess that counts as posing a threat in a metatextual sense

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

So is there a hit parade yet of all the labour class traitors who tried to backstab corbyn finally eating corbie

i think its called the plp

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Raeg posted:

I still find it hilarious the reason they're going to be able to govern at all (for a little bit) is due to their Scottish lesbian leader and they are asking a party who probably thinks she should be stoned to death to prop them up.
She tweeted this less than an hour ago
https://twitter.com/RuthDavidsonMSP/status/873174533427142656

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Endorph posted:

i dont have the image but there was a south korean poll on what to do if the us invades north korea and the results were something like

37% help the us
20% help north korea
19% invade japan

so i guess that counts as posing a threat in a metatextual sense

"wait, invade japan wasn't even one of the options, it was between-"
"Invade. Japan."

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Firos posted:

Personally I would sack anyone whose surname is also a proper forename.

So you'd sack Jeremy Corbyn?

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