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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

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Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*



Ahhhh, much better.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"
Russian political cartoons!



Putin: "I have so many great jokes!"
Signs: "Laugh" and "Genuine laughter"

Putin saying offensive hyper masculine poo poo in an interview



Tree is labeled NATO and the sign says Montenegro

Russia is angry at Montenegro for joining NATO



I can't tell what the artist is saying. Trump is dumb or smart for pulling out of Paris? :shrug:



Steven Seagal, who was granted Russian Citizenship by Putin himself, took advantage of a law called "far hectare" to get free land in Primorye.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

SwitchbladeKult posted:



I can't tell what the artist is saying. Trump is dumb or smart for pulling out of Paris? :shrug:

The black umbrella is a symbol for appeasement (because Neville Chamberlain always carried one) but I have no idea what that's supposed to mean in the context of climate change.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Pakled posted:

The black umbrella is a symbol for appeasement (because Neville Chamberlain always carried one) but I have no idea what that's supposed to mean in the context of climate change.

we are striking deals with the climate when we should be DECLARING WAR ON IT

Apes-Ma
Aug 9, 2011

Your cage isn't getting any bigger.

SwitchbladeKult posted:




Putin: "I have so many great jokes!"
Signs: "Laugh" and "Genuine laughter"


I like Putin being drawn like he is in an Ivan Maximov cartoon.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Apes-Ma posted:

I like Putin being drawn like he is in an Ivan Maximov cartoon.

Same! I love how Sergey Elkin does his caricatures.


Cover labeled sanctions.
Waiter: "A gift for you from the gentleman at the table over there!"

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.
With Putin sending assassins at every journalist who looks at him sideways, it must be riskier to be a Russian cartoonist than author of the "Funny Mohammed comedy hour" in Tehran.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Aw. He looks so happy, sprawled out on his Siberian estate, basking in the locust swarm.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6mgGHmZL_Y

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



Tee-hee, "Stand Pu," get it?

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

BarbarianElephant posted:

With Putin sending assassins at every journalist who looks at him sideways, it must be riskier to be a Russian cartoonist than author of the "Funny Mohammed comedy hour" in Tehran.

Nah, political cartoonists tend to survive on the court jester principle. You're not a threat if no one takes you seriously, so you can say things other people can't. Plus I think the Kremlin is pretty sensitive about public perceptions and would rather maintain the semblance of a free press, if they can (it makes spreading propaganda so much easier). Exposing corruption and airing the regime's dirty laundry is incredibly dangerous, but calling Putin a poopy head is pretty safe.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I guess the Marching Orders were given yesterday

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Pants Donkey posted:

I guess the Marching Orders were given yesterday

Comey looks so disappointed too.

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug
How many oppositeofreality.jpg regarding Comey are we up to now? Seven?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Why would the donkey be disappointed when he bought a sandwich from a stand advertising nothing burgers and obviously just handed him a bun with mustard.

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

Pants Donkey posted:

I guess the Marching Orders were given yesterday


That donkey is THICC AS gently caress

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Pants Donkey posted:

I guess the Marching Orders were given yesterday


Looks more like a pissburger, McCoy the Lesser should be all in favor of those.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

OldTennisCourt posted:

Why would the donkey be disappointed when he bought a sandwich from a stand advertising nothing burgers and obviously just handed him a bun with mustard.
Donkey wanted Dijon.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

What the hell is a nothing burger, anyway? I never even heard that phrase before a couple days ago. How the hell did it saturate hack groupthink this quickly?

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Bicyclops posted:

Nooooo ooooooone's yuger than Trump
All the troops love the Trump
No one gets two swell chocolate scoops like the Trump

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, the Trump
Tweeting so down in the dumps
Garrison here'd love to be you, the Trump
Even when taking your lumps

Camel Camus
Jun 16, 2009

Mais, non, je suis fantastique!

The phrase "nothingburger" has been around for a while.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
So he's just going to keep trying to pretend Trump's so muscular he'll eventually look like a Rob Liefeld Cartoon as Trump just keeps getting fatter and his neck resembles more of a vagina? Why doesn't he support the actual real body of his favorite leader?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Saint Sputnik posted:

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, the Trump
Tweeting so down in the dumps
Garrison here'd love to be you, the Trump
Even when taking your lumps

When I was a lad, I ate greasy fast food to ensure I would stay at my prime,

And now that I'm grown, just believe me now folks, I'm tremendous, best of all time!

Crabtree posted:

So he's just going to keep trying to pretend Trump's so muscular he'll eventually look like a Rob Liefeld Cartoon as Trump just keeps getting fatter and his neck resembles more of a vagina? Why doesn't he support the actual real body of his favorite leader?

Same reason he doesn't support the actual real policies of his leader. Look at his reaction to ending net neutrality or loosening banking laws.

Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jun 10, 2017

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Crabtree posted:

So he's just going to keep trying to pretend Trump's so muscular he'll eventually look like a Rob Liefeld Cartoon as Trump just keeps getting fatter and his neck resembles more of a vagina? Why doesn't he support the actual real body of his favorite leader?

Didn't you hear, he's doing it to trigger us libs. We get so mad when republicans do weird things we don't really understand that make them look disconnected from reality.

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Duckbag posted:

What the hell is a nothing burger, anyway? I never even heard that phrase before a couple days ago. How the hell did it saturate hack groupthink this quickly?

It sounds like one of those old-timey colloquialisms that the Simpsons always makes fun of.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Duckbag posted:

What the hell is a nothing burger, anyway? I never even heard that phrase before a couple days ago. How the hell did it saturate hack groupthink this quickly?

It's a burger without a Patty, just lettuce, cheese, onion, and so on. It looks like a regular burger until you bite it and realise there's nothing there.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I've been hearing it nonstop since about midway through the election and for good reason: everything that everyone thought would sink Trump went up in a puff of smoke. It's like everything I thought mattered in American politics was empty inside.

edit: or I guess you could argue that it's all quietly festering behind the scenes to screw him over sometime in the future but I'm so disillusioned I'll believe it when I see it.

Samurai Sanders fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jun 10, 2017

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Replacing the lyrics of the Gaston song with Republican leaders is one of my favorite jokes, but I generally like it better with Paul Ryan than Donald Trump.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Bicyclops posted:

Replacing the lyrics of the Gaston song with Republican leaders is one of my favorite jokes, but I generally like it better with Paul Ryan than Donald Trump.

I cannot see a roomful of people ever enthusiastically singing about Paul Ryan. And that includes his family, on his birthday.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Fulchrum posted:

I cannot see a roomful of people ever enthusiastically singing about Paul Ryan.
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Paul Ryan?

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Duckbag posted:

What the hell is a nothing burger, anyway? I never even heard that phrase before a couple days ago. How the hell did it saturate hack groupthink this quickly?

WSJ has an article about the origins of the phrase, but I don't have a WSJ subscription.

Wikipedia posted:

[Neil Gorsuch's mother, Anne] Gorsuch was promised another job by Reagan, and in July 1984, he appointed her to a three-year term as chair of the National Advisory Committee on Oceans and Atmosphere, a move which was criticized by environmental groups. She described the post as a "nothing-burger," and both the House and the Senate passed non-binding resolutions calling on President Reagan to withdraw the appointment. Ultimately, Gorsuch chose not to accept the position.

OED added it to their dictionary in 2005.

The current popularity might've come from Kurt Eichenwald writing early last year that "the “scandal” about Clinton using a personal email account when she was secretary of state—including the finding that a few documents on it were retroactively deemed classified—has been a big nothing-burger perpetuated for partisan purposes," but it's also been a popular phrase among reporters the past few years.

Looks like Google Trends interest spiked mostly in March, when Ted Cruz called Jeff Sessions hiding meetings with Russian officials a nothing-burger.

Rangpur
Dec 31, 2008

Samurai Sanders posted:

I've been hearing it nonstop since about midway through the election and for good reason: everything that everyone thought would sink Trump went up in a puff of smoke. It's like everything I thought mattered in American politics was empty inside.
The great hope is that, come 2018 the stars will align and things will Matter again. But you will never see the Republicans who control both houses of Congress take action against Trump, absent the man showing up to the State of the Union address covered in blood. The fact that Pence would sign all the same bills with a lot less gently caress-ups is irrelevant, because Pence is not the totem of power that wards off the impending Socialist Muslim takeover.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


For all the legitimate concerns many Republicans have about Trump and his incompetence, his ability to annihilate reality and facts is something the big players in the party will not let go without a fight.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Lurdiak posted:

For all the legitimate concerns many Republicans have about Trump and his incompetence, his ability to annihilate reality and facts is something the big players in the party will not let go without a fight.

This has been brewing for a while now. There is no one inside the GOP that is mourning the death of truth. It has given them what they've always wanted, to be able to completely control the narrative of any issue regardless of the facts say.

Death Ray
Jan 20, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 6 years!)

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
So much for the tolerant guy who wears sweaters.

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Rangpur posted:

The great hope is that, come 2018 the stars will align and things will Matter again. But you will never see the Republicans who control both houses of Congress take action against Trump, absent the man showing up to the State of the Union address covered in blood. The fact that Pence would sign all the same bills with a lot less gently caress-ups is irrelevant, because Pence is not the totem of power that wards off the impending Socialist Muslim takeover.

I'd like to believe this, but 2016 did more than just damage the American political system forever, it tore the mask off a lot of the American public. People I knew, love, and trusted, people who raised me to be tolerant and understanding and fair and all that other free-loving hippie poo poo, revealed themselves to be enormous bigoted hypocrites when they thought all that feel-good policy talk might actually impact their own lives, however slightly.

My parents TODAY still tell me they don't see why the media is still making a big deal about Trump, he hasn't done anything wrong yet, why are you kids being so obnoxious about this? They didn't even vote for him, they voted for Jill Stein! It feels like a percentage of the moderate population got body snatched, and it's heartbreaking.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Kerning Chameleon posted:

I'd like to believe this, but 2016 did more than just damage the American political system forever, it tore the mask off a lot of the American public. People I knew, love, and trusted, people who raised me to be tolerant and understanding and fair and all that other free-loving hippie poo poo, revealed themselves to be enormous bigoted hypocrites when they thought all that feel-good policy talk might actually impact their own lives, however slightly.

My parents TODAY still tell me they don't see why the media is still making a big deal about Trump, he hasn't done anything wrong yet, why are you kids being so obnoxious about this? They didn't even vote for him, they voted for Jill Stein! It feels like a percentage of the moderate population got body snatched, and it's heartbreaking.

Yeah, one thing that's been particularly troubling to me is the number of people who seem to have bought into Trump's Muslim ban. I feel like even in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, the idea of banning people from entering the country based on their religion would have been massively unpopular. But even putting aside the arguments about "well it's not REALLY a Muslim ban" (which is disingenuous as gently caress, we all know that a Muslim ban is what Trump and his supporters want and the travel visa is just a semi-legal way of partially accomplishing it, I haven't met a single person who's used that argument who didn't also think banning all Muslims from entering the country was a good idea), the sheer number of people who seem to accept the idea that Islam is incompatible with our society is just staggering. I grew up (mostly) in super conservative Bumfuck, Georgia and the history classes in my mostly-white schools instilled the idea that the people who opposed diversity and multiculturalism were always on the wrong side of history. I don't know where the gently caress people today got the idea that the modern equivalent of the Chinese Exclusion Act was a good idea and not something deeply shameful that should be left in the loving dark ages but here we are.

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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Kerning Chameleon posted:

I'd like to believe this, but 2016 did more than just damage the American political system forever, it tore the mask off a lot of the American public. People I knew, love, and trusted, people who raised me to be tolerant and understanding and fair and all that other free-loving hippie poo poo, revealed themselves to be enormous bigoted hypocrites when they thought all that feel-good policy talk might actually impact their own lives, however slightly.

My parents TODAY still tell me they don't see why the media is still making a big deal about Trump, he hasn't done anything wrong yet, why are you kids being so obnoxious about this? They didn't even vote for him, they voted for Jill Stein! It feels like a percentage of the moderate population got body snatched, and it's heartbreaking.
They...they voted Stein but are Trump supporters?

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