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Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

its tru it also encompasses things like [Smell] and [Facesitting]

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:02

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Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/873004217518174208
Yer a legend Jeeza mate

Also
https://twitter.com/CarlBeijer/status/873013579590627328

Sushi in Yiddish fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Jun 9, 2017

# ? Jun 9, 2017 03:35

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

https://twitter.com/Popesoybean117/status/872868478537146368

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:56

The Crotch: Oct 16, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

Cheers to the Absolute Boy. Feels nice to see something good out there for a change.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 07:29

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Let's hear it for the boy

# ? Jun 9, 2017 08:03

Cnidaria: Apr 10, 2009; It's all politics, Mike.

It's nice to see Matt's Periscope about the British elections since he is actually happy instead of angry and depressed.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 20:24

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The Narrator posted:

Let's hear it for the boy

On the downside now 10 weirdos who don't believe in evolution basically hold the cards in UK polit- wait... BAH GAWD, THATS SINN FEIN'S MUSIC

https://twitter.com/frankcottrell_b/status/873264652096077824

# ? Jun 9, 2017 21:29

Gorn Myson: Aug 8, 2007

Sinn Fein are a legitimate political party, and DUP's tone is antagonistic and its making me very angry.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 21:31

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Antti posted:

Charles II of Spain or Charles II of England? Big difference.

This is Maria Anna of Neuburg, you caused a seizure. I have called for the guard.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 21:38

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

Gorn Myson posted:

Sinn Fein are a legitimate political party, and DUP's tone is antagonistic and its making me very angry.

*inhales helium*:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w6UhXivPyw4
This used to be a real thing on actual British news.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 22:46

Pomplamoose: Jun 28, 2008

Corbyn. Is. Dumbledore.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 00:13

incoherent: Apr 24, 2004; 01010100011010000111001
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# ? Jun 10, 2017 01:21

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

Sean Spicer is dril

https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/300786700173598722

# ? Jun 10, 2017 01:41

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/873004217518174208
Yer a legend Jeeza mate

Also
https://twitter.com/CarlBeijer/status/873013579590627328

Such language! Not a Great Spokeslady For Her Race!

# ? Jun 10, 2017 01:45

landgrabber: Sep 13, 2015

sexpig by night posted:

Felix being genuinely sweet on Twitter thanks to some optimistic exits from the UK

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/872922963951190016

Kinda a nice reminder that under the bullshit and yelling you should actually care about this poo poo instead of going to the full irony wastelands.

yeah, it's really sweet. There's that vid from election night 2016 where after trump wins he's sorta crestfallen but just says "I'm s white guy in a mostly blue state, I'm definitely gonna be fine. But if you're anyone else, god loving help you" which while not very positive at least shows a little more perspective than lots had that night

# ? Jun 10, 2017 04:00

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Felix is the best chapo sweetie and needs to post his feet

# ? Jun 10, 2017 05:30

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

Matt got drunk and gave a great speech on Periscope.

Drunk Matt posted:

Ross Douthat is crying because his girlfriend Theresa May got owned. He�s whining like the simpering half-bearded toad that he is. �The old gave us Trump, the young are trying to give us Corbyn. Time to restrict the franchise to parents of under-18-year-old kids.� How about we fuckin� put you in a barrel and roll you down a hill, how�s that for a fuckin� idea you fuckin� tubby shithead? How�s that? I got an idea, that�s a good idea�I think that�s a great idea, I think America would be united behind that fuckin� policy, you fuckin� worthless shithead.

I really hate Ross. A lot of people don�t hate him, I hate him. I hate him deeply. I hate �em all, I really do, I hate the trad-caths�my hate is pure, in the Alexander Cockburn sense, I really do hate them all. I can�t not hate them. Like, I look at them, I read them, and I don�t feel that kind of like �oh, this guy�s funny cause he�s stupid�, I just, I hate �em. Maybe that�s bad, I shouldn�t hate them, maybe that proves that there�s some sort of dark heart within me, y�know�I�m like Lenin, y�know, give me control of the state and I�m going to start doing purges, and, y�know, creating the fuckin� cheka�but I don�t think that�s true, these people do genuine harm to the world, and me wanting to kill them, or at least see them deeply humiliated, is me standing up for humanity. I think�I hope.

I mean, we should all have a chance, y�know�people suck, but the people, we all deserve a chance to suck. We all deserve a chance. Because we get pulled out of nothing. We get pulled out of the ether, into consciousness that we did not ask for, and that is not under our control. We are given facilities and abilities that are also not within our control. And then we are set loose in a world where we are going to have a very brief finite amount of time to love, and be loved, and to experience, and to think, and to exist, before that�s snuffed out. And that is something that every single one of us shares. That is a unifying human experience. That�s all we have. We have this brief moment, where we are called out of nothingness, for a loving microsecond in the span of existence. We�re called into being, without our consent, we�re given abilities that we don�t have any loving choice over, and we�re all unified by that. And since we all share that, can�t we make it a loving world where everybody who is essentially�I mean I don�t want to get too Schopenhauer-y, but, y�know�cursed with that burden of consciousness, can at least experience as much richness, and love, and safety and security, as anybody else?

Like, how can you look at someone, who didn�t choose to be born, who did not choose their abilities and facilities in this world, and say �you deserve nothing but pain and torment until a horrible death. And I deserve everything. I deserve riches and I deserve greatness and I deserve comfort, for things that I similarly had no choice in. Had no influence in. I am a winner of a genetic lottery, and as a result of that, I should have everything and you should have nothing. And the difference between us is the flip of a loving coin.� That is the monstrousness that I can�t abide! To think that there are people in this world who accept that, and think that�s how it should be! That you should condemn people, in millions, and billions, to torment, and agony, and death, and fear, and loneliness, because you need to have everything, because you were born with everything! The vile maxim�the vile maxim�Adam Smith�s vile loving maxim. [�All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind.� � Adam Smith]

And it�s hard to confront, because it is so monstrous, and so evil, but it�s something that your neighbors believe, that your parents believe, that your loved ones believe. It�s something that people accept as just the way it is. That is what life is. You�re shot out of oblivion, into consciousness, and you will either be cursed or blessed based on the whims of genes and geography. And that is that. And the people who say that that is that are of course the people who �achieved� the extraordinary beneficence of luck, and decide that they�re going to ascribe that into the universe, and turn that into an un-mutable truth. But it can�t be like that. It doesn�t have to. We have it in our power to make it different. And maybe we won�t. Maybe we�ll keep burning carbon and killing each other until we all just cook in our own fuckin� juices. Or maybe we�ll break outside of our bubbles of fear and distrust, to accept common humanity, and embrace the burden of that, but also the absolute liberation, the liberation from fear. �Cause like, those alt-right cocksuckers who want to live in a world of racial holy war, the world that they imagine is a nightmare realm, where you can never be safe, you can never feel secure, you can never feel love, because you�re under constant siege. It�s a nightmare! But a world of solidarity, a world where every life that is brought into being without its consent, given facilities and abilities without their choice, can live surrounded by safety and love, instead of misery. That�s a world we can have.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 05:42

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Dimebags Brain posted:

Matt got drunk and gave a great speech on Periscope.

amen

# ? Jun 10, 2017 07:05

fairlight: May 18, 2007

# ? Jun 10, 2017 07:29

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

My secret favorite chapo mode is extremely earnest about politics Chapo. Brendan's speech, Felix talking about Chelsea not giving up, and this.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 07:34

Doktor Avalanche: Dec 30, 2008

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

Brendan's speech

Which episode is that?

# ? Jun 10, 2017 07:51

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

Barbe Rouge posted:

Which episode is that?

Ah sorry, it was Virgil who said it. From the end of the We live in the Zone now episode
https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-58-we-live-in-the-zone-now-111216#t=55:08

This is Felix's
https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-75-teaser-death-to-dead-end-ism-12317

# ? Jun 10, 2017 08:14

Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

My secret favorite chapo mode is extremely earnest about politics Chapo. Brendan's speech, Felix talking about Chelsea not giving up, and this.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 09:59

red19fire: May 26, 2010

Dimebags Brain posted:

Matt got drunk and gave a great speech on Periscope.

All the chapo boys play down their intelligence and it just reminds me how much time i've wasted watching TV.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 11:15

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Dimebags Brain posted:

Matt got drunk and gave a great speech on Periscope.

Does this get saved anywhere, or is it like tears in the rain?

# ? Jun 10, 2017 11:58

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

I think it's still in his Twitter feed.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 11:59

Kunster: Dec 24, 2006

It's saved on his periscope account!

I'm part relieved there was no weird blowback to Cheslea thanking Obama for the commuting on the interview.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 12:35

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Kunster posted:

It's saved on his periscope account!

I'm part relieved there was no weird blowback to Cheslea thanking Obama for the commuting on the interview.

Thankyewverymuch. :tipshat:

Is he playing "O Christmas Tree"? :confused:

# ? Jun 10, 2017 13:07

Clipperton: Dec 20, 2011; Grimey Drawer

prefect posted:

Thankyewverymuch.

Is he playing "O Christmas Tree"?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Flag

"though cowards flinch and traitors sneer / we'll keep the red flag flying here" has been in my head on repeat as all the blairites and jk loving rowling have been eating poo poo. It's great

Clipperton fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Jun 10, 2017

# ? Jun 10, 2017 14:24

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

What was it about Corbyn that made him so hated?

# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:02

cat doter: Jul 27, 2006; gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers

Jonas Albrecht posted:

What was it about Corbyn that made him so hated?

e's a communist e is, and a terrorist

# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:09

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

He wants to raise taxes

For some strange reason billionaire children's book authors don't like this

# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:10

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

The rich really are lucky we're too stupid to eat them.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:27

Loving Life Partner: Apr 17, 2003

Let every dirty, lousy tramp arm himself with a revolver or a knife, and lay in wait on the steps of the palaces of the rich and stab or shoot the owners as they come out. Let us kill them without mercy, and let it be a war of extermination.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:39

Condoleezza Nice!: Jan 4, 2010; Lite som Robin Hood
fast inte

cat doter posted:

e's a communist e is, and a terrorist

's bloody rubbish mate

# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:49

Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Jonas Albrecht posted:

What was it about Corbyn that made him so hated?

Turns out being pro-taxation, pro-nationalisation, anti-NATO, etc. doesn't sit well with the British chattering classes and the media barons who employ them.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 15:50

Pomplamoose: Jun 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/jimpjorps/status/872529315535233024

Kunster posted:

It's saved on his periscope account!

I'm part relieved there was no weird blowback to Cheslea thanking Obama for the commuting on the interview.

What time does he talk about Douthat?

Pomplamoose fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Jun 10, 2017

# ? Jun 10, 2017 16:24

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Bryter posted:

Turns out being pro-taxation, pro-nationalisation, anti-NATO, etc. doesn't sit well with the British chattering classes and the media barons who employ them.

My favorite were all the people who got mad that he said "maybe Israel shouldn't genocide the Palestinian people?" and turned it into "Corbyn wants to fire up the ovens and kill all the Jews!"

# ? Jun 10, 2017 16:43

Jonas Albrecht posted:

What was it about Corbyn that made him so hated?

He rides a bike.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Jun 10, 2017

# ? Jun 10, 2017 16:52

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Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

I respect JK Rowling for her contributions to charity and willingness to pay her taxes, but she is way too tied to myopic technocracy.

And because she lost the argument with Corbyn the first time around, she is doubling down.

# ? Jun 10, 2017 16:58

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